Ford

[ELVIS]

Dude, how 'bout not editing every one of Wayne's posts...:rolleyes:

[Alex Mogilny]

Leave FORD alone; he digs the Stones.

[ELVIS]

Yes, we know...:rolleyes:

The Stones suck too...

[LoungeMachine]

How about a compromise

Every OTHER post....

[4moreyears]

Hey I thought I was the only one who calls Ford and asshole here. Nick, I did not even start this one.

[LoungeMachine]

No, your boytoy Elvis the Pelvis did it for you...

I think it's sweet

[Warham]

FORD is SO many other things other than an asshole. Perhaps we should discuss these many other things. Let's not lower our IQs by resorting to such neanderthal-like attacks.

[LoungeMachine]

Do you want to list them alphabeticly [that no look right], or by order of importance in the grand scheme of life, Warham?

[Warham]

lol, I'm just trying to raise the bar, Lounge. :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
Hey I thought I was the only one who calls Ford and asshole here. Nick, I did not even start this one.

But you're on it like flies on shit...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Dude, how 'bout not editing every one of Wayne's posts...:rolleyes:

Yeah! Delete WAYNE's posts!

(No, the foot jokes are priceless.)

[FORD]

Trolls are open season, and Wayne's been trolling longer than anybody.

[ELVIS]

No dude...:rolleyes:

[FORD]

In case you haven't noticed, the trolls are starting to flock to this forum like sheep on Velveeta.

Gotta do something about em, E.

[Warham]

I smell a thread on censorship starting up soon...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
In case you haven't noticed, the trolls are starting to flock to this forum like sheep on Velveeta.

Gotta do something about em, E.

This is true....

It's also true most of the trolls are right wing.

I'm just sayin.......:cool:

[Warham]

Oh brother.

:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
I smell a thread on censorship starting up soon...

Oh boy.

We don't have enough of those :rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
Oh brother.

:rolleyes:

thome
wayne
4morequeers

see a pattern war?????

[Warham]

I think you have selective vision, Lounge. That's the only thing I'll say.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
I think you have selective vision, Lounge. That's the only thing I'll say.

By all means, open my eyes.

Name 3 liberal trolls as bad as those 3

[ name me and you die :D ]

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
thome
wayne
4morequeers

see a pattern war?????

What about Jesterstar, He's Liberal isn't He? And Assprowler too.

(I see your point though. add Joe Thunder and Katydid to the list of the cuntservatives too.)

[diamondD]

Keeyth
Dave's Dick
DemonCunt or whatever it was


Guitar Shark is borderline...

[LoungeMachine]

Guitar Shark a TROLL??????????

hardly

[diamondD]

LOL it was a joke dude...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondD
LOL it was a joke dude...

gotcha.:D

[Guitar Shark]

He meant that I LOOK like a troll, which actually is true.

[LoungeMachine]

That would explain your "date" with Maxi coming up....

[blueturk]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Yes, we know...:rolleyes:

The Stones suck too...

You got that right! They started out as rockers, but then made dozens of shitty movies and went Vegas. They did millions of pills, but then they wanted to be narcs! Oh... that was Elvis Presley wasn't it?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
He meant that I LOOK like a troll, which actually is true.

I thought you looked like a retired NBA basketball player...


In fact, I have GUITAR SHARK's actual photo from another site...


Let me get it, here goes...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I thought you looked like a retired NBA basketball player...


In fact, I have GUITAR SHARK's actual photo from another site...


Let me get it, here goes...

http://tahoecelebritygolf.com/Players/images/Barkley-Charles.jpg

[Warham]

Originally posted by blueturk
You got that right! They started out as rockers, but then made dozens of shitty movies and went Vegas. They did millions of pills, but then they wanted to be narcs! Oh... that was Elvis Presley wasn't it?

Don't be down on Presley, blue. He'll always be the King of Rock n Roll.

[LoungeMachine]

Chuckie B !!!!

He, myself and Ansel Adams all share the same B-Day

Feb. 20

Chuckie is a riot....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
Don't be down on Presley, blue. He'll always be the King of Rock n Roll.


And Mick will always be The Queen.;)

[Warham]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
And Mick will always be The Queen.;)

I never was a big Stones fan, although I do like 'Satisfaction' verily.

[LoungeMachine]

Sympathy for The Devil??????

Can't you hear me Knockin'

Wild Horses

The list of fucking classics is endless.....

[Warham]

Can't get over Jagger's voice.

Same with Dylan. Wrote better songs than almost anybody, but I can't stand to listen to him. I'lll take somebody else's version anytime, like the Byrds' 'Mr Tambourine Man'.

[thome]

I Troll, therefore, I am, I Think ?

I Think, Therefore ,I am, Troll ?

I am, Therefore, Troll, Think I ?

The immenseness of thome is only -The essence- of his Hugeosity.

I am Un-confroned by these slanderous attacks and seek no vengeance even in the third person I am un-confroned.

What's a Troll? it is a bad thing? it is a good thing? here look at my ding, ding.Gotcha!....... ding ding -You- Mr.Poopie Pants!

[LoungeMachine]

Like A Rolling Stone is by far the gratest Rock and Roll song ever written.

And no one can sing it as well as Bobby D.

[blueturk]

Originally posted by Warham
Don't be down on Presley, blue. He'll always be the King of Rock n Roll.

That's a matter of opinion...

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Who gives a fuck ??

This is a message board...


Must be selective wisdom. By the way...



Originally posted by ELVIS
You have serious problems with punctuation...


Ironicy 4tw

[Warham]

Originally posted by blueturk
That's a matter of opinion...

Well, I'm sure you hold Michael Jackson in high regard, but he's not the King of Rock.

[diamondD]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I thought you looked like a retired NBA basketball player...


In fact, I have GUITAR SHARK's actual photo from another site...


Let me get it, here goes...


Actually, he looks more like the retired Jeff Hornacek...


http://deseretnews.com/photos/362817.jpg


That pic's pretty scary if you know him. FORD? :D

[Dr. Love]

You mean to tell me that isn't GS in my avatar...?

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by diamondD
Actually, he looks more like the retired Jeff Hornacek...


http://deseretnews.com/photos/362817.jpg


That pic's pretty scary if you know him. FORD? :D

Don't get me started on celebrity look-alikes you two, or I'll start busting out the Larry Bird and John Daly pics.

[diamondD]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
You mean to tell me that isn't GS in my avatar...?

It's really kind of a blend between the 2. Except Saget is funnier than GS.

[Guitar Shark]

I wonder if I still have TimPabs' email address.

[diamondD]

See?

[blueturk]

Originally posted by Warham
Well, I'm sure you hold Michael Jackson in high regard, but he's not the King of Rock.

Real good one...:rolleyes:

[DLR'sCock]

Originally posted by diamondD
Keeyth
Dave's Dick
DemonCunt or whatever it was


Guitar Shark is borderline...



Should I assume that the reference of Dave's Dick infers me? I do not believe that there is a member with the name Dave's Dick, at least not as of this posting, so it must be moi.


Troll?


Yeah, ok, whatever makes the self important feel better about themselves.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by ELVIS
The Stones suck too...

:rolleyes:

I have to come in and respond to this nonsense before I can even start reading your stupid thread.

The Stones kick ass man.

[blueturk]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
:rolleyes:

I have to come in and respond to this nonsense before I can even start reading your stupid thread.

The Stones kick ass man.

You must be kidding! When The Rolling Stones came out with that stupid "Satisfaction" song, Elvis was kicking ass singing "Do the Clam"! :rolleyes:

[FORD]

http://www.leninimports.com/rolling_stones_picture_patch.jpg
Who ever says "The Stones Suck" will be BANNED immediately! :mad:

[ELVIS]

They do suck...

They had a few good songs in the 70's, but that's about it...

U2 sucks even worse...


:elvis:

[conmee]

I thought this thread was about FORD being an asshole... how the hell did it get to the point where we have to bash the Stones? lmao

FORD is a tremendous Humans Being®©™ and a great Patriot®©™. It is only for the greater good®©™ that he edits the unworthy and tends to the ill-informed. And although I cannot substantiate the rumour of his well-endowedness®©™ of which it seems many here are jealous, his knowledge of Conspiracy Theories®©™ and the Far Left®©™ and Communist®©™ agendas is unrivaled!!! lol

As for me, I say FRY®©™ the gang members, ARREST®©™ all persons of color, stow GAYS®©™ back in the CLOSET®©™, women back in the HOME®©™ in the BAREFOOT & PREGGERS®©™ format, and make CHRISTMAS®©™ once again a NATIONAL HOLIDAY®©™ under the WHITE, MALE, BLONDE HAIR-BLUE EYE, ALL-POWERFUL, ENGLISH-SPEAKING GOD®©™ of our forefathers, who when HE®©™ was resurrected had no trace of JEWISH BLOOD®©™ left in HIM®©™ (of course, this will happen with embalming).

I can VENT®©™ to the LEFT®©™ or to the RIGHT®©™ my brothers and sisters... look for my FAR-LEFT RANT®©™ in the near future.

That is all.®©™

I©on.™

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by blueturk
You must be kidding! When The Rolling Stones came out with that stupid "Satisfaction" song, Elvis was kicking ass singing "Do the Clam"! :rolleyes:

Don't get me wrong, the Stones have put out some HORRIBLE albums.

But they also put out some of the best albums EVER made by ANYONE.

Beggar's Banquet
Let it Bleed
Get Yer Ya Ya's Out
Sticky Fingers
Exile on Main Street

All genius, all the way through.

I don't know what the deal is with that Starbucks compilation. Have you heard it Ford? Is the Tumblin' Dice live any good?

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS
They do suck...

They had a few good songs in the 70's, but that's about it...

U2 sucks even worse...


:elvis:

Gee, I guess music must have ended with the "Viva Las Vegas" soundtrack then? :rolleyes:

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by ELVIS
They had a few good songs in the 70's

U2 sucks even worse...


:elvis:

there's two things we can agree on

[FORD]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
Don't get me wrong, the Stones have put out some HORRIBLE albums.

But they also put out some of the best albums EVER made by ANYONE.

Beggar's Banquet
Let it Bleed
Get Yer Ya Ya's Out
Sticky Fingers
Exile on Main Street

All genius, all the way through.

I don't know what the deal is with that Starbucks compilation. Have you heard it Ford? Is the Tumblin' Dice live any good?

I haven't picked up the disc yet, because I have most of the songs on other albums. Because of the other live songs included though, I'm guessing this is the version of "Tumblin Dice" from the Stripped sessions, which starts out as a backstage rehearsal in a gospel style with Just Mick, the background singers, and Chuck Leavell on piano, and then the band kicks in after the second verse. It's an interesting take on the song, but nothing earth shattering.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by conmee
FORD is a tremendous Humans Being®©™ and a great Patriot®©™. It is only for the greater good®©™ that he edits the unworthy and tends to the ill-informed. And although I cannot substantiate the rumour of his well-endowedness®©™ of which it seems many here are jealous, his knowledge of Conspiracy Theories®©™ and the Far Left®©™ and Communist®©™ agendas is unrivaled!!! lol



Classic stuff right there...

I see you moved to Seattle Icon.. hope you're not regretting it... :D

[ELVIS]

I lived in liberal Seattle for awhile...

Crazy place...

[ODShowtime]

I'd move there right now if the weather wasn't so shitty.

I can't even take one week with clouds and 60s. It's depressing me.

[Warham]

Originally posted by blueturk
You must be kidding! When The Rolling Stones came out with that stupid "Satisfaction" song, Elvis was kicking ass singing "Do the Clam"! :rolleyes:

Elvis in Memphis was better than anything the Stones did in the 60's. And that was released in 1968.

[conmee]

Gentlemen,

As you all may know, I'm a SoCal/San Diego native. Having lived through the worst years of my life in Detroit, I absolutely love Seattle. It's not San Diego, but it'll do after what I've been through. lol

That is all.

Icon.

[ELVIS]

I lived in West Seattle, and I really liked it...

I used to buy this killer pot from these crackheads...

It was almost impossible to get them to open the door...:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I lived in liberal Seattle for awhile...

Crazy place...

Don't remind us.

We refer to it as "the dark years"

We're still trying to drink and shoot the memories away....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I lived in West Seattle, and I really liked it...

I used to buy this killer pot from these crackheads...

It was almost impossible to get them to open the door...:D

West Seattle

Also known as RAT CITY.

It's the armpit of Seattle.

For those of you shut ins, it's the place [Alki Beach] where Tom Hanks and his son pull their boat up in the movie Shitless In Seattle.

[ then they proceed to motor their way to lake union LMMFAO]

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
Elvis in Memphis was better than anything the Stones did in the 60's. And that was released in 1968.

Put down the crack pipe, and step away from the CD player.....

:rolleyes:

[Warham]

I stand by those words. You know my taste in music. I'm not one to make rash musical statements.

You've listened to it then, I assume?

[diamondD]

Don't get me wrong, Elvis is one of the greatest performers of all times and he paved the way for the rest. His '68 Comeback special when he hit the stage solo in his leather is pure electricity.

But I don't think he ever wrote one song that he sang.

The Stones are unparalled in rock in that manner as far as I'm concerned. They can't all be gems, but they're true.

[LoungeMachine]

It sounds like it was recorded by a Wollensack held up to the PA

And who needs to hear "In the Ghetto" Live?



I'm just being flip, War. I have my Elvis soft spots [suspicious minds can make me well up] but just not that enthralled.

I like the blues filtered through 60's snot nosed english punks.

[LoungeMachine]

true dd.

I actually would love for DLR to somewhat parody that comeback special.

It would be a blast. In the round. Open w/ Ice Cream Man. Tell the middle aged guy in the fron row "shut up tubby, or Im gonna fuck your wife.......er daughter

[diamondD]

You'd think with your username, you'd be a huge Elvis fan. ;)

[LoungeMachine]

LMAO

It's short for
Lounge Against The Machine

Actually, I love Tortelvis.

Dread Zepplin are a riot.

Elvis was a racist prick. But he was responsible for inspiring many if not most of our greatest rock bands.

The Vegas Years should never have happened........

[blueturk]

Originally posted by ELVIS
They do suck...

They had a few good songs in the 70's, but that's about it...

U2 sucks even worse...


:elvis:

Presley had a few good songs in the '50's, but that's about it. I'll put the Stones catalog up against Elvis anytime. And as DD said, the Stones actually WROTE songs too. Undoubtedly, Elvis made a huge contribution to rock and roll, but his impact was more cultural than musical, and he fucked a lot of that up with the movies. IMO, Elvis is overrated as a rock artist.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
West Seattle

Also known as RAT CITY.

It's the armpit of Seattle.

For those of you shut ins, it's the place [Alki Beach] where Tom Hanks and his son pull their boat up in the movie Shitless In Seattle.

[ then they proceed to motor their way to lake union LMMFAO]

Fuck you. I live in West Seattle and LOVE it, you asshole :D

[Warham]

Actually, Elvis is my wife's favorite rocker, along with Led Zeppelin.

I'm more of a Brian Wilson fan, as if people here didn't know.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Fuck you. I live in West Seattle and LOVE it, you asshole :D

LMAO

Nobody "lives" in West seattle

You reside there, you have a po box there, your dumpster is there........

Unless of course you live on Alki :cool:


;)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
Actually, Elvis is my wife's favorite rocker, along with Led Zeppelin.

I'm more of a Brian Wilson fan, as if people here didn't know.

Your love of BW and The Foos is your one redeeming quality....


;)

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

Nobody "lives" in West seattle

You reside there, you have a po box there, your dumpster is there........


LOL. I still love West Seattle, but that was pretty damn funny.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Warham
I never was a big Stones fan, although I do like 'Satisfaction' verily.

I honestly thought I was the only person.

This is comforting.

:hula:

[ELVIS]

You're normal...;)

[Cathedral]

Ok, i'm not real good at being brief so bear with me here as i make my points, "briefly".

1) GS, does look like Bob Saget but GS isn't gay that i would suspect.

2) The Rolling Stones do NOT suck, they're just British.

3) Elvis was-is-and will forever be - The King. He's the brightest commercial star in all of music and if you know your facts you'll know that 2004 was the most profitable year ever for the Elvis Presley Estate.
No shit, how long has he been dead now, 28 years?

And to end on topic:

4) Elvis (the mod), We're talking about Wayne L. posts here, they are much better edited in my opinion and since it is no longer expected of this site to have any integrity at all, at least for me, who cares anyway?

Oh, and Wayne......"Shut the fuck up!"

[ELVIS]

But still...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Cathedral
and since it is no longer expected of this site to have any integrity at all, at least for me, who cares anyway?



You hear that FORD ??

You dumb liberal fuck...:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ok, i'm not real good at being brief



LMMFAO


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN......

I PRESENT TO YOU........


THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral



4) Elvis (the mod), We're talking about Wayne L. posts here, they are much better edited in my opinion



Do YOU hear that , ELVIS you dumb, conservative fuck?

:D

[ELVIS]

Yes I do...

He's wrong...

[Cathedral]

Well then, it's agreed, if you are either a Liberal or Conservative you are a FUCK.

It's a deal where one FUCK isn't any better than the other, but the fact that you aren't an enemy FUCK is what is important.

"DEATH TO THE ENEMY FUCK!"

Um, could ya step out from behind that tree about 4, no, 5 centimeters?
I can't get a bead on your beadies...

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Yes I do...

He's wrong...

It was sarcasm, how can you be wrong being sarcastic?

The point is, bitching about Ford playing Big Brother is pointless.
He's going to do whatever he wants to do and get away with it, period.

There was a time when that shit didn't fly, but things change.

But Elvis, let me remind you that you have the authority to fight fire with fire in this forum. what is good for the goose is also good for the gander...if he posts bullshit then show him the same respect by flushing it.
Do the same with any Liberal FUCK who posts in here.

YOU are our equal representation in here, so fight back, dammit...

[Dr. Love]

I can just picture ELVIS sitting there, typing...

"but FOOOOORDDDDD... Cathedral says the Roth Army has no integrity...!!!"

[Cathedral]

It doesn't, but nobody cares what i think about what has become of it.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Cathedral

YOU are our equal representation in here, so fight back, dammit...

I think I have been, but I'm stepping it up a notch...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
I can just picture ELVIS sitting there, typing...

"but FOOOOORDDDDD... Cathedral says the Roth Army has no integrity...!!!"

And you got it all wrong...


If you would be around more often, you'd see what's going on...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Cathedral
It doesn't, but nobody cares what i think about what has become of it.

I do...

[FORD]

I can't believe a foot sniffing, proxy using dumbass troll has finally succeeded in having a 4 page thread dedicated to his "honor".

[Cathedral]

Yeah, you should have just deleted it. ;)

[ELVIS]

No, this thread is dedicated to your stupid, lame ass, big brother attitude...

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by FORD
I can't believe a foot sniffing, proxy using dumbass troll has finally succeeded in having a 4 page thread dedicated to his "honor".


Oh no, it isn't dedicated to Wayne's honor, it's dedicated to YOUR honor, Big Bro....

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by ELVIS
And you got it all wrong...


If you would be around more often, you'd see what's going on...

HAHAHA, so says the guy that was gone for how many months?

Frankly I'm at a loss to see how you post so much given that you're at work "ten hours a day".


I guess the difference is that I actually do something while at my job. ;)

[ELVIS]

I don't have internet access at work...

[Dr. Love]

ELVIS, sometimes I wonder if you can tell when I'm fuckin' with you... :(

[ELVIS]

Yes, I can...;)

Can you ??


:elvis:

[Hardrock69]

Hey Yuck Fou!!!

:D

[ELVIS]

~Lick my nutsack!~

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by ELVIS
And you got it all wrong...


If you would be around more often, you'd see what's going on...

Dr Love....the mod without a clue.

:gulp:

[kentuckyklira]

What a whiner Elvis is!!

Elvis, you´re a mod, why don´t you go cry at sarge´s shoulder??

You sound as if you were French!

[ELVIS]

You sound like the dumbass you are...:rolleyes:

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by ELVIS
You sound like the dumbass you are...:rolleyes: Boo hoo hoo, that hurt, boo hoo hoo!

:( :( :(

[ELVIS]

That's good for ya...

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by FORD
I can't believe a foot sniffing, proxy using dumbass troll has finally succeeded in having a 4 page thread dedicated to his "honor".

It is amazing how many people think you are an asshole. I think it will go to 10 pages.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by kentuckyklira
You sound as if you were French!

:confused:
------------------------------------------------------
And, well, I know what this is all about, roughly (I mean the "fight" between Elvis and FORD). I mean, I won't give any advice to anybody, but I'm sure this would never have occurred if politics hadn't taken over your minds in the first place.
"Dying for ideas, indeed, but let it be a slow death".

Excuse me, I know it's cheap on my part, but: peace! :cool:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Dr Love....the mod without a clue.

:gulp:

Yeah right. His sanity and intellect puts you to shame....

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm cool...:cool:

:) I think so as well. :cool: I think FORD is cool too. :cool:
Then I wonder if this isn't some concerted soap opera that you've both been building up... If you have, then hats off! :cool:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
It is amazing how many people think you are an asshole. I think it will go to 10 pages.

Let's see, there's you, and you, and you just can't get FORD out of your mind...


STFU you delusional OC fag....

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
:) I think so as well. :cool: I think FORD is cool too. :cool:
Then I wonder if this isn't some concerted soap opera that you've both been building up... If you have, then hats off! :cool:

It is definately not scripted...

It's fo' real !!


:elvis:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by ELVIS
It is definately not scripted...

It's fo' real !!


:elvis:

"Dommage!" (too bad)

If we could all wind up in a real bar, then I guess you'd have had a good talk about it for a long time, had "a couple" of beers and quickly laughed at what seemed wrong for both of you. Well, you know how it goes... :cool:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ELVIS
It is definately not scripted...

It's fo' real !!


:elvis:

But possibly exaggerated though...

[FORD]

Ridiculously exaggerated. I think he's been sniffing sweaty gym socks with Wayne.

[Ally_Kat]

I like ponies

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Let's see, there's you, and you, and you just can't get FORD out of your mind...


STFU you delusional OC fag....

Nick the bitch to the rescue

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
Nick the bitch to the rescue

Wow, you really had him on the ropes there! So much "FORD is a fag" groundswell generated, but I've single-handedly turned the tide back. Your heroic cuntservative plot has been destroyed! Ha ha! You can only be stopped by me, and reality!

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Wow, you really had him on the ropes there! So much "FORD is a fag" groundswell generated, but I've single-handedly turned the tide back. Your heroic cuntservative plot has been destroyed! Ha ha! You can only be stopped by me, and reality!

I guess you are Ford's hero!!!!!!!!!!! Now get back under the sheets and finish blowing him.

[FORD]

Ford has no heroes left.

http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/imagefolder/jfkandrfk.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/174/3133/640/mlk.jpg

http://www.voltairenet.org/IMG/jpg/es-John-Lennon-_390.jpg

(The BCE murdered them all :( )

[Guitar Shark]

What about Howard Dean?

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by FORD
Ford has no heroes left.

http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/imagefolder/jfkandrfk.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/174/3133/640/mlk.jpg

http://www.voltairenet.org/IMG/jpg/es-John-Lennon-_390.jpg

(The BCE murdered them all :( )

The who that murdered what?
Dude, you are going to die from paranoia before you reach 50 if you aren't careful.

Here's a tip: double up on the foil in your beanies. ;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
I guess you are Ford's hero!!!!!!!!!!! Now get back under the sheets and finish blowing him.

Yup.' Another homosexual association of FORD on your part, eh ass humper? Just come out of the closet you uniformed, stupid sister-fucker.

[ELVIS]

Uniformed ??

[LoungeMachine]

They have dress codes now.

Tell Nick your panty size, he'll send one right out for you....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
Ford has no heroes left.

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(The BCE murdered them all :( )



Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to find some good for you and me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...

Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up over the hill,
With Abraham, Martin and John.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Uniformed ??

I guess that was "unplesant," huh dick bag?

Dolt.

Keep reading that scripture hypowit...Those lessons are just ducky for you.:)

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I guess that was "unplesant," huh dick bag?

Dolt.

Keep reading that scripture hypowit...Those lessons are just ducky for you.:)

there is that cool word dolt again. What is it with you fuck head liberals. YOu can't come up with a better word than that???

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
there is that cool word dolt again. What is it with you fuck head liberals. YOu can't come up with a better word than that???

What "is it" with your punctuation? Your second sentence was a interrogative and requires a question mark, and you're supposed to capitalize any word beginning a sentence. Tell me all about words penis-warmer... Maybe I can get some nifty words from your third-grade level vocabulary?

[ELVIS]

And you're (not your) one to talk...:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
And you're (not your) one to talk...:rolleyes:


sow our ewe

[ELVIS]

Sow our ??

You're an idiot...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Sow our ??

You're an idiot...

Yeah, this coming from a guy that picks over posts for spelling errors so he can flame people and act fucking high and mighty, unless they're his own apparently. :rolleyes:

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
What "is it" with your punctuation? Your second sentence was a interrogative and requires a question mark, and you're supposed to capitalize any word beginning a sentence. Tell me all about words penis-warmer... Maybe I can get some nifty words from your third-grade level vocabulary?

It is called typing on a laptop dickhead. What is your excuse fuck face!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Sow our ??

You're an idiot...

Jesus fucking CHRIST, are you really THAT stupid????????

sow = so

our = are

ewe = you


IT WAS A JOKE POINTING OUT THAT YOU MAKE MORE MISTAKES THAN ANYONE IN HERE, IDIOT :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


two stoopid too liv

:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
It is called typing on a laptop dickhead. What is your excuse fuck face!!!

Typing on an abacus we are? Commodore 64? Atari?

Ooooh, thw'ow tough with the language.


Douche bag, you offer nothing...

I can't say that about any other NEO CON poster here. They all have game, and smack, but you have nothing...

Pathetic jack off...

Go out and get your community college diploma you zit-ridden turd...

[Ally_Kat]

Ford, I had an idea today coming home from class. I think you should write a book -- a fictional book -- about this guy who used to unknowingly work for the BCE, found out some evil secret/plot/plan/etc, and how they go after him when he's trying to uncover and expose it/solve it.

I think you can make some money off of it.

And I am being so serious, no matter how someone else might use this to poke fun. You can have this book, I'll have mine I'm working on and we can do a book tour together. I think it would be cool.

I'm thinking you can work in the Dunkin Donuts thing -- that cocains storage thing you mentioend before.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ford, I had an idea today coming home from class. I think you should write a book -- a fictional book -- about this guy who used to unknowingly work for the BCE, found out some evil secret/plot/plan/etc, and how they go after him when he's trying to uncover and expose it/solve it.

I think you can make some money off of it.

And I am being so serious, no matter how someone else might use this to poke fun. You can have this book, I'll have mine I'm working on and we can do a book tour together. I think it would be cool.

I'm thinking you can work in the Dunkin Donuts thing -- that cocains storage thing you mentioend before.

My only reservation about that is that most of the people who wrote about the BCE have ended up "committing suicide" and I can't afford to build an Ollie North style fortress right now. :(

So what's your book about?

[LoungeMachine]

alright......who got Ally stoned.?


fess up.


now.

[FORD]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
alright......who got Ally stoned.?


fess up.


now.

She must have tried the new brownies at Dunkin Donuts. I hear Jeb's daughter provided the recipie.

[LoungeMachine]

I like stoned Ally.

She's funny.

Bet she's easy, too

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
She must have tried the new brownies at Dunkin Donuts. I hear Jeb's daughter provided the recipie.

DD's has brownies? I did not know this. I wonder if this is in my region. I might have to check out.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
My only reservation about that is that most of the people who wrote about the BCE have ended up "committing suicide" and I can't afford to build an Ollie North style fortress right now. :(

So what's your book about?

Life in boring Glendale, NY. Me and my friend's fave place and only place in town where we could do anything -- the Glendale bowling alley (don't laugh too hard) -- closed down a couple of years ago and I'm writing a story about how my character acquires and operates it, all while telling the crazy stories about her kookie friends in this small town in a big city.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Life in boring Glendale, NY. Me and my friend's fave place and only place in town where we could do anything -- the Glendale bowling alley (don't laugh too hard) -- closed down a couple of years ago and I'm writing a story about how my character acquires and operates it, all while telling the crazy stories about her kookie friends in this small town in a big city.

it'll never get publish or even considered for published-hood, but it's nice to dream and work on something. The friends all love what i have so far, so it can't be that bad.

[Cathedral]

Hey, can i join that book tour too?
Titanic: 2012 should sell a few copies, lol.
It's all fiction spun from reality, so far so good and no Jack Dawson or Rose Dewipicatoure to be found in my thriller of Abyss-mal proportions.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
it'll never get publish or even considered for published-hood, but it's nice to dream and work on something. The friends all love what i have so far, so it can't be that bad.

Bullshit, you have as good a chance as any to get your stuff published.
If all else fails you can publish it yourself, it just requires a small investment at that point.

Never Believe In Never!
Unless we're talking about a Van Roth Reunion of course. :)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Hey, can i join that book tour too?
Titanic: 2012 should sell a few copies, lol.
It's all fiction spun from reality, so far so good and no Jack Dawson or Rose Dewipicatoure to be found in my thriller of Abyss-mal proportions.

the roth army book tour!

Stallion from back in the day was a published author. He wasa pretty cool guy. Did mysteries.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Bullshit, you have as good a chance as any to get your stuff published.
If all else fails you can publish it yourself, it just requires a small investment at that point.

Never Believe In Never!
Unless we're talking about a Van Roth Reunion of course. :)

yeah, I suppose. I do know that it's going to be a series. But getting on the NYT best seller's list like my Dad and my one prof were talking about at graduation is a long shot. That and the HBO show option. Hell, I'd settle for broadcast.

[Cathedral]

I'd settle for a professor and a Dad that supported anything i ever dreamt of doing, so, YOU GO GIRL!

I have faith in you young lady, and i'll buy the first print of anything you author.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Life in boring Glendale, NY. Me and my friend's fave place and only place in town where we could do anything -- the Glendale bowling alley (don't laugh too hard) -- closed down a couple of years ago and I'm writing a story about how my character acquires and operates it, all while telling the crazy stories about her kookie friends in this small town in a big city.

NBC tried this..........Think it was called ED or sumthin...

Lawyer buys his hometown Bowling Alley. Had the cutie blonde from Happy Gilmore....but I digress :D

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
NBC tried this..........Think it was called ED or sumthin...

Lawyer buys his hometown Bowling Alley. Had the cutie blonde from Happy Gilmore....but I digress :D

yeah, that's what i jokingly call it when my friend tries to get me to start writing it again. But the only thing they have in common is the bowling alley thing. It's hard to explain what it's about...mainly cuz I'm still writing it.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I'd settle for a professor and a Dad that supported anything i ever dreamt of doing, so, YOU GO GIRL!

I have faith in you young lady, and i'll buy the first print of anything you author.

and i'm totally autographing it, too! :hula:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Allez Ally! :)

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by kentuckyklira
What a whiner Elvis is!!

Elvis, you´re a mod, why don´t you go cry at sarge´s shoulder??

You sound as if you were French!

That's awesome when a German guy insults you by saying you're French! :D

This guy's a riot!

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
It is called typing on a laptop dickhead. What is your excuse fuck face!!!

You are so fucking worthless.

Do you even like Van Halen?

What's your favorite album?

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
and i'm totally autographing it, too! :hula:

Don't forget to insert that picture of you in something skimpy, black, and see through. ;)
Anything that is heavy on thigh exposure works really well. especially the area where the thigh meets the butt cheek, mmmmmmm, that rocks.

or latex, anything latex, something like Catwoman wears......Yeah, that's the ticket.

[LoungeMachine]

no, no, no,

don't take 'em off, don't take 'em off

[Cathedral]

Ally_Kat is a hottie, what can i say?
And her voice, OMG, she has such a sexy voice on her, grrrrrrowl.

I'm in lust.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ally_Kat is a hottie, what can i say?
And her voice, OMG, she has such a sexy voice on her, grrrrrrowl.

I'm in lust.

oh my goodness! Now I know why you were so thankful when I called you for those birthdays way back when.

:o

[Cathedral]

LMMFAO, naaaa, just pokin at ya a lil' bit. I'm old enough to be your father for cryin out loud.
I'm on the down slope of it all and picking up speed, run, save yourself, stand clear and for the love of all that IS conservative, DON'T-EAT-THE-BEANS!!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

pssh, i'm turning 22 and I feel like I'm over the hill. I'm actually starting to not look forward to my birthdays. I was all gloom and doom when I turned 20 cuz I wasn't a teenager anymore. I freaked out when I turned 21 cuz I started to like 20. Now I don't want to give up 21 cuz 22 looks scary. Then after that it'll be 23...then 30!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
pssh, i'm turning 22 and I feel like I'm over the hill. I'm actually starting to not look forward to my birthdays. I was all gloom and doom when I turned 20 cuz I wasn't a teenager anymore. I freaked out when I turned 21 cuz I started to like 20. Now I don't want to give up 21 cuz 22 looks scary. Then after that it'll be 23...then 30!

Could be worse.... I'm 7 & 1/2 months from the big 4-0.

And I'm not referring to the best selling beverage in Compton.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ally_Kat is a hottie, what can i say?
And her voice, OMG, she has such a sexy voice on her, grrrrrrowl.

I'm in lust.

You don't have to tell me. I've never talked to her on the phone, and I just know.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by FORD
Could be worse.... I'm 7 & 1/2 months from the big 4-0.

And I'm not referring to the best selling beverage in Compton.

Damn, I'm older than you?
I was not aware of that, but i thought you'd be taller, lol.

[Steve Savicki]

Is this Wayne L.?
What did I miss this time?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
Could be worse.... I'm 7 & 1/2 months from the big 4-0.

And I'm not referring to the best selling beverage in Compton.

we need to have a party. I'll make rum balls! we'll get drunk and forget what age we are. It'll be fun.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
That's awesome when a German guy insults you by saying you're French! :D

This guy's a riot!

I'll bet jano or Jerome could kick his ass, though. Let's start our own mini-version of WWII and see how it plays out.

:gun:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by kentuckyklira
You sound as if you were French!

And... what are the French supposed to sound like? I mean, I would have asked the same if you had said "You sound as if you were German/American/Italian/Austrian/Australian/Finnish/Spanish/South African/Swiss/Belgian/Mexican etc...

If all you were was nothing more than being German, that would be really sad, wouldn't it? Aren't we all first and foremost WHO we are, and our nationality, being something that you've got by chance, very secondary? I pity anybody who's got nothing else to sell than the so-called "glories" of the countries where they were born... How can anybody be so ignorant to categorize people according to the place they were born?
How many French people do you know? If you knew that many, you wouldn't post such stupid crap as "you sound as if you were from such and such place, really... :rolleyes:
I won't mention what my grandfathers did or didn't do, nor what yours did or didn't do, because they were our grandfathers: they were dear to us, but they were other PERSONS, in different circumstances.
I know about three dozen German people in person, and I'll tell you: all have that certain German "color" that is due to culture, a special everyday life, special references... But all of them only sound German as far as accent and the background context "I'm speaking to somebody who is German". But, as for the rest, what is essential, I'm always addressing different persons. each time, what really counts is WHO I'm speaking to, regardless of where they're from, which is nothing more than some indication.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't, but I'm going to tell you a true story... How I see things is directly linked to it.
In the middle of 1940, my grandad (my father's dad) was riding his bike (his car had been requisitioned) across the country, going to some place where an act of resistance was going to be prepared. Suddenly, as he told me years ago (he's dead now), he saw a column of smoke rising up in the air. Once he got close to where there was a fire, he quickly pulled where there was a crowd, near a plane that was on fire. There were unbearable screams coming out from the plane, that was a German plane...
My grandad asked around about what was going on, and the only answers he got were "It's a German pilot", "Let him die, that bastard", etc. He said "Bunch of jerks!" and ran to the plane, got the pilot out of it, and took him away. The plane exploded very shortly afterwards.
My grandad was made a prisoner in East Germany a few weeks later. In the end of 1941, the fellow prisoner he had told the story decided to tell it himself to the chief of the camp, who (after my grandfather's word was somebody like him) freed my grandad almost immediately (my grandfather didn't want to, because he was a Resistant and didn't want to look like he had done anything in favor of the Germans - he told me he had saved a pilot who was screaming but, even though he knew he it, his nationality didn't matter at all).
So, had roles been reversed, I think there would have been a crowd watching a French plane burn and hearing French screams, and a German guy would have saved the screaming pilot, for the same reasons...
I mean, I may sound like I am exaggerating, telling all this story just for a quote that might even be humorous at that... But as I don't know what there is behind it, I choose not to let it go. I don't know what "sounding French" means, nor do I know what sounding "German" or "Icelandic" or "Mexican" mean, and I don't want to know, and I'm even sure that it doesn't mean anything. We all are who we are, no matter our passports. What's written on them is not negligible, but what we are worth lies in our heart, guts, blood, etc. :cool:

I only hope that I sound like myself. ;)

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And, well, as FORD is the title of this thread, and though ELVIS is cool with me too, I pronounce my support to our Democrat buddy. Not only because I think "left", but because FORD, no matter what you may reproach him (I have nothing to reproach FORD myself), is a real fine dude. :cool:
Come on, ELVIS, you know it even better than I do. :)

[4moreyears]

Ford is still an asshole who abuses his moderator position. If this guy could ever be partial it would be amazing.