Mr. Vengeance
12-14-2005, 06:24 PM
This made me laugh my ass off! Beetlejuice is the man!
20 Questions with Beetlejuice (Uncensored) - By Dave McGurgan - December 14, 2005
Dave McGurgan is entertainment editor for phillyBurbs.com. You can read an alternate edit of this interview here blogs.phillyburbs.com.
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Will you be making a speech during Howard Stern's final terrestrial broadcast on Dec. 16?
>I always make speeches bro, always. I love to do shit like that.
If so, can you give us a preview of things you might discuss in your speech?
>I will say everybody I love you, and have a nice fucking weekend
What do you think Howard's final day will be like? Lots of people partying and hanging out?
>I think they will be hanging out, getting all drunk and throwing up on all the cars. Maybe they will get laid too. I know I will be doing it.
Are you looking forward to Jackie Martling's return to the show on Dec. 15?
I> don't know who you are taking about. I never heard of nobody with a name like that, never.
Do you think Howard will succeed at Sirius?
>Howard will do everything to do it. Howard knows what to do dude.
Have you talked with Howard Stern about getting your own show on Sirius?
>I already got my own show bro. Howard already gave me my own studio. I have like 4 studios, like 7 studios already bro. Why you wanna see it?
Who is your best friend? Sean?
>Sean is my brother dude. I am the same height just like he is.
Do you think that U.S. troops should pull out of Iraq and end the war?
>Fuck Iraq. I ain't got shit to do with that shit. I hate that shit.
Do you think President Bush is doing a good job?
>Fuck him too; he's a real piece of shit. Nobody don't like him anyway.
What would be the first thing you would do if you were elected President?
>I was president. You didn't know that? Like in 1967 I think it was. Maybe it was like 1945.
What do you want for Christmas?
>I already told you I want a new bike and CDs and all shit like that. Not much.
Do you do any charity work for Christmas?
>I always work on Christmas. I help people out, you know? Try to be nice, ya know?
What's your favorite kind of food?
>I always eat food. I'm a cook man. Why you ever had my new recipe? Ah that shit is nice bro.
What do you look for in a woman?
>I look at her ass.
Do you have a favorite movie?
>Yeah, I go to the movies all the time. I like to do things like that.
You've accomplished a lot: appearing in major films and having your songs covered by artists such as Staind. What is next for Beetlejuice?
>I make my own music. I have studios. I got like 9 studios. I make music all day dude.
Will you have any new year's resolutions for 2006?
>I made like 2 resolutions before. That was when I was like 5 years old. I don't do shit like that anymore.
Do you think Sal the Stockbroker is gay?
>Sal is my friend bro. He ain't gay. Why you like little boys?
If you could bang Robin Quivers and no one would find out, would you?
>I already banged her, what the fuck are you saying? She sucked my balls too.
Any last thoughts or things that you want to plug?
>I will plug your wife's ass, how's that sound buddy?
20 Questions with Beetlejuice (Uncensored) - By Dave McGurgan - December 14, 2005
Dave McGurgan is entertainment editor for phillyBurbs.com. You can read an alternate edit of this interview here blogs.phillyburbs.com.
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Will you be making a speech during Howard Stern's final terrestrial broadcast on Dec. 16?
>I always make speeches bro, always. I love to do shit like that.
If so, can you give us a preview of things you might discuss in your speech?
>I will say everybody I love you, and have a nice fucking weekend
What do you think Howard's final day will be like? Lots of people partying and hanging out?
>I think they will be hanging out, getting all drunk and throwing up on all the cars. Maybe they will get laid too. I know I will be doing it.
Are you looking forward to Jackie Martling's return to the show on Dec. 15?
I> don't know who you are taking about. I never heard of nobody with a name like that, never.
Do you think Howard will succeed at Sirius?
>Howard will do everything to do it. Howard knows what to do dude.
Have you talked with Howard Stern about getting your own show on Sirius?
>I already got my own show bro. Howard already gave me my own studio. I have like 4 studios, like 7 studios already bro. Why you wanna see it?
Who is your best friend? Sean?
>Sean is my brother dude. I am the same height just like he is.
Do you think that U.S. troops should pull out of Iraq and end the war?
>Fuck Iraq. I ain't got shit to do with that shit. I hate that shit.
Do you think President Bush is doing a good job?
>Fuck him too; he's a real piece of shit. Nobody don't like him anyway.
What would be the first thing you would do if you were elected President?
>I was president. You didn't know that? Like in 1967 I think it was. Maybe it was like 1945.
What do you want for Christmas?
>I already told you I want a new bike and CDs and all shit like that. Not much.
Do you do any charity work for Christmas?
>I always work on Christmas. I help people out, you know? Try to be nice, ya know?
What's your favorite kind of food?
>I always eat food. I'm a cook man. Why you ever had my new recipe? Ah that shit is nice bro.
What do you look for in a woman?
>I look at her ass.
Do you have a favorite movie?
>Yeah, I go to the movies all the time. I like to do things like that.
You've accomplished a lot: appearing in major films and having your songs covered by artists such as Staind. What is next for Beetlejuice?
>I make my own music. I have studios. I got like 9 studios. I make music all day dude.
Will you have any new year's resolutions for 2006?
>I made like 2 resolutions before. That was when I was like 5 years old. I don't do shit like that anymore.
Do you think Sal the Stockbroker is gay?
>Sal is my friend bro. He ain't gay. Why you like little boys?
If you could bang Robin Quivers and no one would find out, would you?
>I already banged her, what the fuck are you saying? She sucked my balls too.
Any last thoughts or things that you want to plug?
>I will plug your wife's ass, how's that sound buddy?