View Full Version : 2005 ARMY AWARDS - Best Alias
LoungeMachine
12-14-2005, 11:19 PM
Best Alias.
Not the worst, not the most annoying.........not the gayest...
The best, the funniest motherfucker, and you just know who he/ she is........or do you?
Not to be cuntfused with the worthless troll award....we'll get to that later.
Cast your ballots now :cool:
Cathedral
12-15-2005, 12:18 AM
Done
Matt White
12-15-2005, 12:20 AM
I thought they were all the same guy?!?:confused:
WARFstradamus
12-15-2005, 01:53 AM
When the stars of Jupiter align with mars and the comet passes through the outer nebula, the ballot will be opened. Neither God or Satan shall raise their arms in victory, and the sounds of THUNDER shall remain silent. The French prophet will be victorious.
Ned Flanders
12-15-2005, 02:50 AM
Well sir,
I thought ol' steadily Neddily would be a gosh darn doodily shoe in!
Who the fuck are you an alias of?
Oh yeah btw... THREE LOCK BOX should be on the ballot.
Hardrock69
12-15-2005, 02:59 AM
Much as I hate to say, I agree.....that fucktard was such a crybaby pussy.
You know...he actually reminded me of Richard Simmons....
Golden AWe
12-15-2005, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Done
Whose alias is that?
Vinnie Velvet
12-15-2005, 09:11 AM
What about 'Sammy Roy Hagar'???
He was HILARIOUS!
Hardrock69
12-15-2005, 09:43 AM
Apparently I cannot vote, as I only think I know who one of those aliases is.
And since I have no access to IP addresses and stuff, there is no way in hell I can know who they are.....This is just one award I won't be able to vote on....
Master_Thespian
12-15-2005, 11:45 AM
This is an outrage! No "Master Thespian"?!? It must be the work of Baudelaire! Damn his eyes!
Jimmy Jingles
12-15-2005, 11:49 AM
What would Jesus do?
The Almighty cracks me up every time.
bueno bob
12-15-2005, 12:02 PM
The absence of "Sammy Roy Hagar" and "Three Lock Rock" make this thread UNWORTHY of my vote!
:mad:
LoungeMachine
12-15-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
The absence of "Sammy Roy Hagar" and "Three Lock Rock" make this thread UNWORTHY of my vote!
:mad:
don't recall you posting a nomination.......
speak up or suffer the consequence.....
The Committee relied upon nominations put forth, and when there was a lack thereof a caucus was formed.
Perhaps if you would spend lees time w/ Rikk on cruises....:D
Dave's Bitch
12-15-2005, 12:07 PM
i was hoping to see Three Lock Rock there,that was a good alias.
bueno bob
12-15-2005, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
don't recall you posting a nomination.......
speak up or suffer the consequence.....
The Committee relied upon nominations put forth, and when there was a lack thereof a caucus was formed.
Perhaps if you would spend lees time w/ Rikk on cruises....:D
Ahh, it's OK. No matter what the outcome is, SRH and TLR won this cat :)
fuckhowardstern
12-15-2005, 12:21 PM
My vote would be for the Master Thespian - only a few posts but that alias is funny as shit!
Guitar Shark
12-15-2005, 12:33 PM
My vote is a write-in for ILL MITCH... :cool:
ILL MITCH as far fetched as it seems.... is an actual human being.
Guitar Shark
12-15-2005, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by WARF
ILL MITCH as far fetched as it seems.... is an actual human being.
I know that... but whoever has adopted his persona here is spot on.
Soul Reaper
12-15-2005, 01:41 PM
heh heh heh....what a choice...:)
Unchainme
12-15-2005, 05:10 PM
Joe Thunder'sman fooking hilliarous. Always made me lmmfao
DavidLeeNatra
12-15-2005, 05:49 PM
I go with JC here...when you need HIM...HE is there...
JoeTHUNDER'SMAN
12-15-2005, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by WARFstradamus
When the stars of Jupiter align with mars and the comet passes through the outer nebula, the ballot will be opened. Neither God or Satan shall raise their arms in victory, and the sounds of THUNDER shall remain silent. The French prophet will be victorious.
Shut up you smelly Franco=-cheese eater! This pathetic hack charlatan has it all wrong! CLEO has more psychic ability than this knob. In fact, so do I! I'm like Jonathan EDWARDS, I can 'cross over' and talk to the dead, and their telling WARFstradamus to shut the fuck up!
Romeo Delight
12-16-2005, 12:41 AM
Samuel Roy Hagar beats all of these, but I will go for Jesus Christ
who hath divined the true nature of these assembled pseudonyms? haw haw. grand sport indeed. huzzah.
Northern Girl
12-16-2005, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
What about 'Sammy Roy Hagar'???
He was HILARIOUS!
I nominated Sammy Roy Hagar. :confused:
Ignored again. :mad:
Can`t drive 55
12-16-2005, 01:59 PM
i know who im voting for. funny shit mofo.
diamondsgirl
12-16-2005, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Loki
who hath divined the true nature of these assembled pseudonyms? haw haw. grand sport indeed. huzzah.
Loki~
I've missed you in the bar. Bring your goblet and let us drink mead. :D
Of course, I'll have Mead Lite. ;)
Katydid
12-16-2005, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Well sir,
I thought ol' steadily Neddily would be a gosh darn doodily shoe in!
I'd a voted for ye...Although Homer would probably have won anyway.
diamondsgirl
12-16-2005, 09:33 PM
I voted for Jesus Christ because its almost his birthday. :)
Eyes of the Night
12-16-2005, 10:37 PM
Satan rules ...
Btw, 2 of these alises in this list are the same person;) ...
Fact ...
Anonymous
12-16-2005, 10:50 PM
Jesus posts here... I think that about sums it up. :rofl:
Cheers! :bottle:
Dr. Love
12-17-2005, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Loki~
I've missed you in the bar. Bring your goblet and let us drink mead. :D
Of course, I'll have Mead Lite. ;)
I'll have a Diet Mead.
/slaps ye on yon ass or whatever.
bueno bob
12-17-2005, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
I nominated Sammy Roy Hagar. :confused:
Ignored again. :mad:
Don't worry, NG. It doesn't matter HOW this vote turns out.
Sammy Roy Hagar and Three Lock Rock walk away with the title to this catagory - the voted winner is meaningless...NO other alias was worth half of what SRH and 3LR were, and the owners of those aliases know it.
So does the rest of the Army!! :mad:
Three_Lock Rock
12-17-2005, 05:58 PM
SHUT UP! I HATE YOU BEUNOB BOB!!!!
I LOST MY STUPED PASSWRD SO I HAD TO MAKE A NEW WON AND I STILL HATE YOU ALL YOU DMUB FAGS!
I BET YOUR ALL GAY HUH! BIG FAGS! AND IM NOT AN ALIES!
NATEDOG001976
12-17-2005, 06:04 PM
Lol. Three_Lock Cock is back from the dead!
Three_Lock Rock
12-17-2005, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Lol. Three_Lock Cock is back from the dead!
AND YOUR STILL A FAGGIT!
NOTHING EVER CHANGES IN THE LAND OF ROTARD FAGGITS!
THREE LOCK ROCK
KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES - AGIAN!
jhale667
12-17-2005, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Three_inch cock
AGIAN!
...:rolleyes:
Diamondjimi
12-17-2005, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Three_Cock Rock
AND I'm STILL A FAGGIT!
THREE COCK ROCK
SMOKING CRACK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS- AGIAN!
THERE'S A SURPRISE !
LoungeMachine
12-17-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Don't worry, NG. It doesn't matter HOW this vote turns out.
Sammy Roy Hagar and Three Lock Rock walk away with the title to this catagory - the voted winner is meaningless...NO other alias was worth half of what SRH and 3LR were, and the owners of those aliases know it.
So does the rest of the Army!! :mad:
Perhaps Matt and Rikk are planning Best Pen Alias
Untwist thy panties, bb.;)
Bam:cool:
Romeo Delight
12-19-2005, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Don't worry, NG. It doesn't matter HOW this vote turns out.
Sammy Roy Hagar and Three Lock Rock walk away with the title to this catagory - the voted winner is meaningless...NO other alias was worth half of what SRH and 3LR were, and the owners of those aliases know it.
So does the rest of the Army!! :mad:
Sammy Roy Hagar the Winner!!!!
It's not even close
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