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LoungeMachine
12-14-2005, 11:26 PM
Why lie?

We've all seen it.

It reminds us of a Grand Slam at Denny's at 3 A.M.

Pour enough syrup on it and you'll eat anything


Cast your ballot now :cool:
Cathedral
12-15-2005, 12:17 AM
Just the coffee, please.
ThrillsNSpills
12-15-2005, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Why lie?

We've all seen it.

It reminds us of a Grand Slam at Denny's at 3 A.M.

Pour enough syrup on it and you'll eat anything


Cast your ballot now :cool:


(You know if you laughed at this then you are basically guilty)
no extra charge for the fur

Pour the scalding coffee on my lap and I'll deal with the 3rd degree burns McDonalds style.
Ally_Kat
12-15-2005, 01:18 AM
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MAX
12-15-2005, 02:26 AM
http://www.bulletin.uwaterloo.ca/images/2004/1118pizza.jpg <--- Yucky Nipple :uck:
Golden AWe
12-15-2005, 03:33 AM
ha!!!
NATEDOG001976
12-15-2005, 07:30 AM
Nice pizza!
Jimmy Jingles
12-15-2005, 02:14 PM
OH THE HUMANITY....




:eek:
bastardog
12-15-2005, 02:18 PM
post them all and I will choose........by now I had seen only the Fab. Shad. one
6 is 9
12-16-2005, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
OH THE HUMANITY....





:eek:

This cant be serious,what in the hell is that thing? It's gross whoever or whatever it is.
rustoffa
12-16-2005, 11:51 PM
Call me crazy, but noone wants to see a nipple/areola cuntpared to a birthmark. What's next? Some whore takes her retaining system loose and mothefuckers' yell "HEY KOOL-AID!!!"?

Rent the fucking thing out for a moonwalk, speedbump, whateverthefuck. Just keep it out of the right-of-way.

Blech....Blargh....Patooey.
:monkey: :monekyr:
Dr. Love
12-17-2005, 03:13 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
Call me crazy, but noone wants to see a nipple/areola cuntpared to a birthmark. What's next? Some whore takes her retaining system loose and mothefuckers' yell "HEY KOOL-AID!!!"?

Rent the fucking thing out for a moonwalk, speedbump, whateverthefuck. Just keep it out of the right-of-way.

Blech....Blargh....Patooey.
:monkey: :monekyr:

(in my best Kool-Aid voice)

OH YEAHHHHHH!!!!
Matt White
12-21-2005, 01:53 AM
"No sugar tonight in my coffee....."
MAX
12-21-2005, 06:56 AM
Heeya, I'll sum up this award's subject matter with the most fitting and unpleasant analogy that comes to mind. :uck: http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/puke.gif

Seeing that horrific and disgusting pic is like going to the zoo and seeing a baboons ass. You don't wanna look but you just cannot help it cos your brain is udderly cuntfused by actually having to register something so mortifying.

Eerily they both are extremely similar in appearance.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/baboon.jpg
MAX
12-22-2005, 01:52 AM
bump

What the fuck? Are we truly going to let such a stellar and disgusting post such as mine go cuntpletely ignored?

Frightening shit folks and I do understand.

Regardless, the ass and the udder could pass as identical twins, no?
Guitar Shark
12-22-2005, 01:56 AM
That baboon's got a nipple on its butt.
LoungeMachine
12-22-2005, 01:59 AM
I can't look.
MAX
12-22-2005, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That baboon's got a nipple on its butt.

:D

Merry Christmas!!! lol
rustoffa
12-27-2005, 09:45 PM
Hooray!!!!
LoungeMachine
12-27-2005, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
Hooray!!!!

Damn, she looks quite different without her makeup.

Not so "Fabulous"


Where are the fucking Shadows when you need them??? :D



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