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LoungeMachine
12-14-2005, 11:30 PM
Also known as the "I'm gay, but on a faceless message board maybe I can pass......"

These guys all want to cyber with you. They don't care if what you look like, just don't spoil the moment.

They're easy. They'll be quick. Their monitors come with handi-wipes on a roll


Cast your ballot now :cool:

Cathedral
12-15-2005, 12:15 AM
LMMFAO, my vote has been cast here as well.

MAX
12-15-2005, 02:11 AM
Dunno whether to be honored or ashamed with this one?

Ummmmm... Yeah, I'm a flirt with wimmin' and all, don't get me wrong cos Mezro and War are also stellar doodz...

However, I do think ALinChains 'tis a lot more deserving in such epic company such as this, opposed to a whining, industrial sized can of sicky sweet mater sauce that bailed... :D

ThrillsNSpills
12-15-2005, 02:59 AM
You made a post about painting your toenails bubblegum pink for cryin out loud.

MAX
12-15-2005, 03:09 AM
Hee Hee and OOF!!! :o

I also wear a football helmet and protective eyewear, sleep in tighty whities whilst laying in a bed of plastic bubblewrap.

Beautiful Wimmin' will do that to me. ;)

ashstralia
12-15-2005, 03:13 AM
i can't believe carmy is running 2nd.

ThrillsNSpills
12-15-2005, 03:18 AM
It's still early Ash.

Golden AWe
12-15-2005, 03:32 AM
does this mean i'm less sexy than carmine :(

MAX
12-15-2005, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
does this mean i'm less sexy than carmine :(

Only to really fat and crazy women who like fat men. lmao

Again, why aren't you in this cuntegory? You get more ass than a toilet seat. We've all seen the pics of your parties with the hot chickadees in Funland. ;)

'Tis utter (NO, not UDDER) sacrelige I tells ya. :mad:

Golden AWe
12-15-2005, 04:41 AM
I'm not A tease, but I fart a lot to tease a lot!

And I probably get only 10% of those good-looking chicks in those pics, because I've too much of a gentleman for the last few years. I'm looking forward to being more of an asshole next year to get more asshole next year!

Warham
12-15-2005, 06:52 AM
I can't believe Carmine is 2nd either. lol

diamondsgirl
12-15-2005, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
does this mean i'm less sexy than carmine :(

NO!! :D

ALinChainz
12-15-2005, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Dunno whether to be honored or ashamed with this one?

Ummmmm... Yeah, I'm a flirt with wimmin' and all, don't get me wrong cos Mezro and War are also stellar doodz...

However, I do think ALinChains 'tis a lot more deserving in such epic company such as this, opposed to a whining, industrial sized can of sicky sweet mater sauce that bailed... :D

Hell, I voted for you bro.

I'm not sure if it's an honor either, and am I ashamed?

Do I ever have shame?

A STELLAR class indeed ... and agree ... even the 10% chicks GA gets out of those he posts is DAMN worthy of note.

All some foxy finnish ladies ...

MAX
12-16-2005, 03:36 AM
I hear ya Al. lmao

I'm still thinkin' that the only reason Kip put my name on this list is as some sort of revenge for me constantly calling him a tree hugging, pinko, commie, liberal, pussy bastaad. lol.

Nickdfresh
12-16-2005, 09:43 AM
Can I vote for a gayest Rothie-award catagory?

LoungeMachine
12-16-2005, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Can I vote for a gayest Rothie-award catagory?

Not until we've posted all of them....

You aint seen nuthin' yet.


:D

Northern Girl
12-16-2005, 01:16 PM
War baby! :D

Tease me, squeeze me, please me!

diamondsgirl
12-16-2005, 02:58 PM
I think Max's avatar is a huge tease.

look at the size of the dildo he's holding :D

jiminy crickets...

Warham
12-16-2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
War baby! :D

Tease me, squeeze me, please me!

lol. I'm no tease! How'd I end up in this category!

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this any more!