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rustoffa
12-16-2005, 09:42 PM
Another cuntmundrum....so many choices. 2K5?

Let's see......

Julius
12-16-2005, 09:49 PM
Jesterstar sucks!

Eyes of the Night
12-16-2005, 09:57 PM
aWE fookin' rules this list hands down:cool: ...

Unchainme
12-16-2005, 10:26 PM
Goddamnit,
Dr. Love > Jesterstar
ALinChainz > JoeThudner
Ford > The Front Line
Flappo > Katydid
All fucking deserve This , This is fucking hard, I guess I'll take...........

fuckhowardstern
12-16-2005, 10:54 PM
I would write in Jimmy Jingles > Ritetool if I had to base it on which owning made me laugh out loud most consistently. Unfortunately I have only read Alinchains and Flappo's posts and that is a close one!

Matt White
12-16-2005, 10:56 PM
Dr. Love > Jesterstar


Classic....just classic

Anonymous
12-16-2005, 10:56 PM
I'm voting for Golden.

Er, I mean, the AWe.

Cheers! :bottle:

LoungeMachine
12-17-2005, 12:43 AM
Jesus what choices indeed....

How does one choose?

My bro AL has owned thudner so many times it says "property of Chainz" on his ass, right next to the "free parking" tattoo....


But damn, as far as LMMFAO tears rolling down my face OWNING ..........

Dr. Love and the Hungry for The Cock JizzySTOOL is a lock.

Julius
12-17-2005, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
But damn, as far as LMMFAO tears rolling down my face OWNING ..........

Dr. Love and the Hungry for The Cock JizzySTOOL is a lock.

Yes.

Has Jizzy been back since he was owned?

LoungeMachine
12-17-2005, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Julius
Yes.

Has Jizzy been back since he was owned?

Yeah, and he's toned down quite a bit.....

Dr. Lovesponge really put a hitch in his giddyup :D

LoungeMachine
12-17-2005, 12:56 AM
Another classic Jizzy owning, was when he started a thread asking for computer help, and someone posted an 800# for him to call.....



It turned out to be some Gay Crisis Help Line


[ wish I could remember who did that, it was classic]

Julius
12-17-2005, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Another classic Jizzy owning, was when he started a thread asking for computer help, and someone posted an 800# for him to call.....



It turned out to be some Gay Crisis Help Line


[ wish I could remember who did that, it was classic]

I've gotta find these threads.

Somehow I missed out on this golden material.

ALinChainz
12-17-2005, 01:19 AM
Owning Thunder is nothing ... he's an idiot.

Dr. Love REALLY put the bitch slap on J-Star.

I voted for the Doc and broke the current tie.

Dr. Love
12-17-2005, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Another classic Jizzy owning, was when he started a thread asking for computer help, and someone posted an 800# for him to call.....



It turned out to be some Gay Crisis Help Line


[ wish I could remember who did that, it was classic]

ROFL!! I never saw that.

Btw, I think these Rothie awards were a great idea and I'm glad to see them at the Army. :P ;)

Julius
12-17-2005, 01:50 AM
Hey Doc, what was the name of the thread in which you owned Jizzystar?

Search isn't helping me a whole lot.

Dr. Love
12-17-2005, 01:51 AM
It was deleted, I think, much to my dismay. But I did screen cap several of the posts and they are around here somewhere uploaded into various threads. Generally you can search by the username Dr. Love and the term Jesterstar

Dr. Love
12-17-2005, 01:57 AM
Here's some:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=779934#post779934

Julius
12-17-2005, 02:00 AM
Cool. Thank you.

rustoffa
12-17-2005, 02:04 AM
Somebody sticky this motherfucker.

Julius
12-17-2005, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Here's some:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=779934#post779934

That's some mighty fine work.

Sorry I missed it the first time, and it was worth the wait.

I bow to you.

rustoffa
12-17-2005, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
Somebody sticky this motherfucker.

Please? With a motherfucking maraschino cherry on top?

Who is rustoffa?

FUCK! FUCK!! FUCK!!!
:(

Julius
12-17-2005, 02:18 AM
BUMP until it's stickied....

LoungeMachine
12-17-2005, 02:31 AM
Ally has been good to sticky all Noms thus far....



she'll be on it.

rustoffa
12-17-2005, 02:32 AM
I'm aksing for a sticky. That's right, the motherfucking Mutual Of Omaha Katydid pwning' motherfucker. You want referentses? I tried to tell y'all....uhuhuhuhhuhhuh. That's cheap heat, and i apologise.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13723

Dr. Love
12-17-2005, 02:38 AM
Who is rustoffa1969?

rustoffa
12-17-2005, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Who is rustoffa1969?

I'm not really sure where my metaphors' took off to, but that pretty much sums it up.

Who is Hitch1969?

Sarge's Little Helper
12-17-2005, 02:59 AM
I'm not really sure where my metaphors' took off to, but that pretty much sums it up.

Who is Hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

MAX
12-17-2005, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
Dr. Love > Jesterstar


Classic....just classic

No shit...

Hail to Docta... http://www.georgemichaelforums.com/images/smilies/Hail.gif

Fuck, I remember one night inparticular where Docta was bitchslapping Jizzy so fucking badly, I was laughing so hard that I was in tears. Jizzy was a fun punching bag but Docta took it to the highest of levels.

Golden AWe
12-17-2005, 05:42 AM
hahahahaha...i'm appalled.

MAX
12-17-2005, 05:54 AM
AWe, you've "owned" several beyond comprehension over time and one most deserving inparticular. ;) I'm so appalled. lol :D

diamondsgirl
12-17-2005, 08:43 AM
I voted for Al due to the whole Jeckyl and Hyde thing. He's the nicest guy in the world, a true gentleman, until he gets into "owning" mode and then watch out, ... :D


he gets nasty

POJO_Risin
12-17-2005, 09:54 AM
C'mon...there's nothing more amusing than fucking Al...

nothing...

Ally_Kat
12-17-2005, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Ally has been good to sticky all Noms thus far....



she'll be on it.

yeah. I had a final today. Sitting around waiting for the next one. I guess I can sticky this while I wait. :p

LoungeMachine
12-17-2005, 12:44 PM
One wonders what the vote would look like had it been listed as Katydid OWNING Flappo.........




LMMFAO

flappo
12-17-2005, 12:51 PM
al fucking owns katycrap every time the old gunt posts

:D

flappo
12-17-2005, 01:22 PM
i think we should give sesh a booby prize for the fact he has lou as the only attraction at his shithole , but hates him even more than he's jealous of me

which is something

WARF
12-17-2005, 07:08 PM
Al is all over Joey T.

seenbad
12-17-2005, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
C'mon...there's nothing more amusing than fucking Al...

nothing...

Whatever floats your boat man.:confused: Hopefully it's with consent.

Remember, No means No!

flappo
12-18-2005, 05:36 AM
www.diamonddavidleeroth.com

owned by al gore

do a google for dave lee roth

or diamond dave or any permutation thereof..

:D

that shithole doesn't even register while the army is numero uno

hahaha

OUCH

Katydid
12-18-2005, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by flappo
i think we should give sesh a booby prize for the fact he has lou as the only attraction at his shithole , but hates him even more than he's jealous of me

which is something

Boy, aren't we delusional today?

But we do agree on one thing, Seshmeister is a blasphemer.

Katydid
12-18-2005, 02:20 PM
See Al A Hole I am good for something...nominating you for the A Hole award, and Dr. Joe Thunder LP as the best thread.

Now where is my $5.????

Katydid
12-18-2005, 02:25 PM
Page 3

Golden AWe
12-18-2005, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Katydid
Page 3

Nope, page two, idiot.

How was your date with Satan?

bfm
12-18-2005, 10:02 PM
FLAPPO WITHOUT A DOUBT

PumpedUpMidget
12-18-2005, 10:05 PM
Dr Love's owning of Jizzystool should be posted across the Internet

PumpedUpMidget
12-18-2005, 10:07 PM
Plus an additional shout out to Lounge Machine and Academic Punk for their work in the owning of the young boy Monahan

flappo
12-19-2005, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by Katydid
Boy, aren't we delusional today?

But we do agree on one thing, Seshmeister is a blasphemer.

sesh for all his foibles is at least a half decent free minded human being ( give or take half a mind ) , not a fucking religious zealot shithead cuntfuck like you , you pea brained pile of donkey crap

fuck off back to your trailer , you ugly old skank , do us all a favor and just fucking die

ashstralia
12-19-2005, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by Katydid
Boy, aren't we delusional today?

But we do agree on one thing, Seshmeister is a blasphemer.


hmmmm, correct spelling.......

Flash Bastard
12-25-2005, 01:07 AM
Jesterstar is talking some big game at hitch's site about returning here and "sticking his throbbing cock into the tight anus of the Roth Army again".

I sent him a link to this thread, Let's all welcome him with clenched fists when the clueless douchebag returns.

thome
12-25-2005, 01:12 AM
Own This jus Like This..............

Dr. Love
12-25-2005, 11:45 AM
HAHA, how it must be infuriating for him to get a nomination for best owning... but be on the receiving end of it. :D

Unchainme
12-25-2005, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
HAHA, how it must be infuriating for him to get a nomination for best owning... but be on the receiving end of it. :D

Dr. Love could you post some of your classic ownings of Jizzystool? please :)

Big Fat Sammy
12-25-2005, 07:25 PM
Where did DLR7884 own Redballjets? I missed that...link anyone?

rustoffa
12-25-2005, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
Where did DLR7884 own Redballjets? I missed that...link anyone?


It's somewhere in "Songs and Albums".

Big Fat Sammy
12-25-2005, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
It's somewhere in "Songs and Albums".

The one about him making 1500 posts and not owning DLR Band? I remember that, but wouldn't consider it a true "own" though.
:D LOL

rustoffa
12-25-2005, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
The one about him making 1500 posts and not owning DLR Band? I remember that, but wouldn't consider it a true "own" though.
:D LOL

It was kind of cummulative. He terrorized the person all over the boards...LOL, I was jumping around following it!

True "owns" are kinda subjective I guess. I'm currently working on an autobiographical "Cliff Notes" type deal.

Working title?

"PWN'ing for dummies: Fuck arguing, just make an ass of yourself"
:(

Flash Bastard
12-27-2005, 11:42 PM
Jesterstar would like to make an important announcement....

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=14&topic=180

Flash Bastard
12-28-2005, 12:24 AM
In case it gets deleted...

Flash Bastard
12-28-2005, 12:24 AM
In case it gets deleted...

Flash Bastard
12-28-2005, 12:30 AM
Whoops, sorry for the double post.

Dr. Love
12-28-2005, 01:55 PM
Interesting!

LoungeMachine
12-28-2005, 02:22 PM
Yes, your award ceremony will take place tonight.....


I'm sure you've been up writing your speech...

Golden AWe
12-29-2005, 05:29 AM
I won!!!