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Golden AWe
12-20-2005, 04:22 PM
People.

Tell us about your sex life.

I use to start threads about mine, whether people read'em or not!

From my point of view, sex lives are always interesting, you see

1. WILD SEX LIFE:

interesting, hopping from bed to bed, from date to date, people run into most wild, surprising and freaky situations...I want to hear about your most awkward and unexpected positions and the daddies that bopped into her room while you were doing it!

2. SEX LIFE WHEN MARRIED

this is interesting too! feel free the give us a tip on how have you managed to keep it interesting with your PARTNER through the possibly many years!

NOTE: Cheesy stories are also allowed in this thread!

Also, tell us if there was a period when things were fucked up...without the fucks, I mean.

3. FORBIDDEN SEX LIFE

they're gonna make the purchasing of sex illegal in Finland Funland too, so far it's only been illegal to organize prostitution etc.
It's fucked up, it's never gonna go totally off and how about the mentally challenged and invalids who might never get the chance otherwise? I say we should have legalized, supervised bordels that pay taxes!

But this is not about politics, tell us your funniest adventure into the land of prostitutes. Have you ever used escort services? How often? How kewl was it? Or was it? Tell us even a little bit...

4. THE FREQUENCY OF YOUR SEX LIFE/THE LACK OF SEX LIFE

This is why I like to talk aboot this subject. This is the fun part. The times you just didn't score. For several times in a row. The humiliation, freezing in a good situation, passing out at the afterparty when she was hots for you, throwing up and passing out, or just chickening out, you or the other person. Tell us the humiliating parts, the dark side of TRYING TO GET SOME.

Uhuhuhuhuhu...

5. THE NON-EXISTING SEX LIFE

Oh, I forgot, he mods another board now...

6. SEX WITH ANIMALS

Or maybe we'll leave the beastiality to Katydid.

TELL US EVERYTHING!!!

THE FILTH!!!

Fabulous Shadow
12-20-2005, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
People.


5. THE NON-EXISTING SEX LIFE

Oh, I forgot, he mods another board now...



Max mods another board now? Huh... Well I suppose anything beats being a GLADIATOR!

Guitar Shark
12-20-2005, 04:43 PM
Why are your posts all about MAX these days?

Warham
12-20-2005, 04:50 PM
She wants him.

WARF
12-20-2005, 04:53 PM
My sex life is $2.95 the first minute...

A dollar ninety five each additional minute...

Fabulous Shadow
12-20-2005, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by WARF
My sex life is $2.95 the first minute...

A dollar ninety five each additional minute...

Oh, so he WAS talking about Max.

Golden AWe
12-20-2005, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Max mods another board now? Huh... Well I suppose anything beats being a GLADIATOR!

You sound like you haven't gotten many orgasms lately...uhhuhuhuhu

Coyote
12-20-2005, 06:04 PM
Mine is a "summertime prowler" type...

At the moment, it's borderline "non-existant". (Mainly 'cause yours truly has to get his jazz chops up for this spring's application auditions... again.)

Golden AWe
12-20-2005, 06:11 PM
You've got one key word there..."SUMMER"...I hereby announce that sex is best either during a summer night, on the beach, or when having a slight hangover...

or all those three combined!!!

Coyote
12-20-2005, 06:16 PM
By a lake, in the rain, wherever, whenever, as long as it's during SUMMERTIME! :cool:

Coyote
12-20-2005, 06:47 PM
Apparently, there aren't so many people who actually have a sex life and wanna talk about it... :D

Fabulous Shadow
12-20-2005, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
You sound like you haven't gotten many orgasms lately...uhhuhuhuhu

Don't know how on earth what I said makes you draw that conclusion but I will say this... When I have an orgasm, I am NOT on the phone or on the pc... I prefer a partner with a pulse. I'm doing fine in the orgasm dept. GA, Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. ;)

fuckhowardstern
12-20-2005, 07:10 PM
I wonder if she is hot?

Fabulous Shadow
12-20-2005, 07:15 PM
Opinions vary... But that dirty cookie in your avatar is not pretty. It's all dark and stuff... :p

fuckhowardstern
12-20-2005, 07:19 PM
isn't that a bit racialist?

Fabulous Shadow
12-20-2005, 07:35 PM
No... I just meant it looks... DIRTY.

I can't tell what color that woman is. I just know she has a ugly cookie.

fuckhowardstern
12-20-2005, 08:24 PM
yours is so violent

Dr. Love
12-20-2005, 08:37 PM
Basically I fuck my girlfriend whenever I want.

fuckhowardstern
12-20-2005, 08:44 PM
I hear ya' - and its getting old too!

Anonymous
12-20-2005, 08:46 PM
My sex life is very cheap and fast - I'm always getting hookers.

Cheers! :bottle:

bfm
12-20-2005, 10:38 PM
Fuckhowardstern..

That avatar looks good,
damn racists and there filthy coments

fuckhowardstern
12-20-2005, 11:07 PM
thanks bfm - 5 stars for your support!

jhale667
12-21-2005, 12:00 AM
I like your avatar FHS...and 'Dirty Cookies' sounds like a cool name for a band..;)

...and as not to get off topic...I do OK :D

fuckhowardstern
12-21-2005, 12:22 AM
lol jhale - yeah - "the" dirty cookies - has a nice ring to it! Too bad I can't give you another 5 stars - I gave you that a looooooooong time ago!

bfm
12-21-2005, 12:57 AM
5 stars back at ya FHS

Matt White
12-21-2005, 01:18 AM
A Cha-cha cha

Golden AWe
12-21-2005, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Don't know how on earth what I said makes you draw that conclusion but I will say this... When I have an orgasm, I am NOT on the phone or on the pc... I prefer a partner with a pulse. I'm doing fine in the orgasm dept. GA, Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. ;)

I dunno, maybe I came to that conclusion after seeing you bitch and whine for the last decade...

LoungeMachine
12-21-2005, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Basically I fuck my girlfriend whenever I want.

Sometimes even when she's awake ;)

Golden AWe
12-22-2005, 03:13 PM
HA!

but where's the rest of the army when it cums to sex life?