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ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 03:01 AM
The night before Christmas, and at the Army of Roth,
There is no Santa, no one aloud in any RED CLOTH.

We gather round the Army tree and the presents that are under,
one of them for sure is the freshly kicked ass of THUNDER.

No Katy or Fab, or none of her crew,
and none of their bullshit, that just wont do.

The best present of all is obviously the site,
Which is home to all of us, all day and into the night.

Right before Santa, and after giving thanks,
We need to scroll down, and give shouts out through the ranks.

It all has to start with the officers in charge,
And here late in the year, we welcome back Sarge.

From Brownsound and conmee, POJO and Mezro,
What they say goes, no matter who says so.

Gotta mention The Franchise Playa when talkin’ bout brass,
No doubt that the legend number 2 kicks some ass.

Absent but not forgotten, and what are the chances,
They’re still honeymooning, P-Mark and Mary Frances.

With all the owning that goes on, that sooner or later,
The joint would have to make MAX its resident “Gladiator”.

7884, rustoffa, WARF, and Dave’s PA Rental,
Keep Main clean and the red rockers from being mental.

Tunes, tits ‘n’ ass, from bootlegs to pics,
Cato and Warham make we have them and without DICKS.

In the Front Line, Dr. Love, ELVIS, and FORD,
Keep the political know-it-alls from getting bored.

Natra in Albums and ALLY in NON,
While Matt White rules Gear Street with The Don.

The DMs keep the Hitchworld Dump from going stale,
flappo, Golden Awe, REV, and the missing Grimsdale.

The House of Music, from Phoenix and Badguy,
They’ll tell you it’s good or it sucks, and WHY.

VA Beach, AL, and the freaks of the Locker Room,
decide what sports stay and what gets the broom.

Rikk and the Pen Admins sheer all Sheep,
Use them and abuse them, make them feel cheap.

All newbies are greeted by Lounge and Nick,
And can spot a Hagarita or alias lightning quick.

Some of the ladies … DG, NG, BG and CG,
Army babes so hot, your monitor needs a squeegee.

Most apologies to anyone I missed,
I know were it me, I would be PISSED.

Celebrate classic Van Halen and David Lee Roth,
We all may be different, but from the same cloth.

So the night before Christmas, and drunk all the while,
From the Army to you … Eat Us and Smile.

MAX
12-25-2005, 03:34 AM
STELLAR AL!!!

'TIS FUCKING STELLAR!!!!

Ally_Kat
12-25-2005, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by MAX
STELLAR AL!!!

'TIS FUCKING STELLAR!!!!

see, I told him he should post it. He didn't believe me.

So modest

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 03:41 AM
It's the booze ... I'm convinced.

:bottle:

Merry maXmas bro.

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
see, I told him he should post it. He didn't believe me.

So modest

yeah, but you're just sweet like that.

MAX
12-25-2005, 03:42 AM
Merry Christmas to the both of you!!!

Ally and Al, two stellar folks!!!

Love you both, I'm sober too. :)

Ally_Kat
12-25-2005, 03:43 AM
group hug!

:p

MAX
12-25-2005, 03:47 AM
Group wank? lol :D

Ally_Kat
12-25-2005, 03:49 AM
i'm going to get groped again, aren't I?

*sigh*

Only because it's Jesus' birthday.

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 03:52 AM
That wasn't my hand ...

:angel:

MAX
12-25-2005, 03:53 AM
'Tis Al not keeping his slimy paws to himself on this Holy Night? :o

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 03:55 AM
lol ... who ... me?

Just making sure she gets my present.

:)

FORD
12-25-2005, 03:56 AM
No booze here tonight, but it reads pretty good on coedine cough syrup.

Happy Festivus/Christmas/Channukha/Kwansaa to all!

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 03:59 AM
lol ... that one was just on night before too ...

"Festivus for the rest of us!"

MAX
12-25-2005, 04:00 AM
You sick too Ford? :(

Fuck man, I've been sick as hell the past two days. I'm on the mend, thank goodness but yesterday I could have been the poster boy for death.

Hope you feel better and the Happiest of Holidays to you as well. :cool:

Ally_Kat
12-25-2005, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by FORD
No booze here tonight, but it reads pretty good on coedine cough syrup.

Happy Festivus/Christmas/Channukha/Kwansaa to all!

get better! Christmas is no time to be sick.

Ally_Kat
12-25-2005, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
lol ... who ... me?

Just making sure she gets my present.

:)

oh, is that what that was?

MAX
12-25-2005, 04:02 AM
Hey Ally,

'Tis that a Birthday I see under your title? How soon? I'm getting more ripe within the next little bit as well.

MAX
12-25-2005, 04:03 AM
Al,

Stop playing pocket pool!!! lol

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 04:04 AM
Im in January myself ... and I think Ally is next week ...

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Al,

Stop playing pocket pool!!! lol

I might have "scratched" ... but I didn't lose ...

:D

MAX
12-25-2005, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Im in January myself ... and I think Ally is next week ...

Fuck, I forgot about that?

January holds birthdays for a ton of us heeya. I seem to remember that there are a shitoad of stellar folks celebrating B-Days next month.

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 04:13 AM
I'm the 10th ... LT is the 11th ... but you're right .. there's a bunch I'm forgetting.

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 04:16 AM
You're the 5th ... thought it was later ...

Hell yeah ...

Happy Birthday Max ... while we're at it.

MAX
12-25-2005, 04:27 AM
Heh,

Thanks Al and much appreciated. It's funny cos so many fear or hate getting older. However, I've never felt younger i.e. mentally, physically (excluding my recent illness...Ughhh) and spiritually.

I know my life 'tis ready for another chapter and I couldn't be happier. :)

MAX
12-25-2005, 04:32 AM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
No Katy or Fab, or none of her crew,
and none of their bullshit, that just wont do.

Cos Santa's currently sitting atop their chimneys and taking a poo. :D


Not bad eh? ;)

Dan
12-25-2005, 10:33 PM
AL,the Man with many talents.:)

Merry Christmas.

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 10:40 PM
The Army Xmas feelin' from down in New Zeelamd ...

Have a good one down there bro.

Dan
12-25-2005, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
The Army Xmas feelin' from down in New Zeelamd ...

Have a good one down there bro.

You Too Bro.

Cheers.

Ally_Kat
12-25-2005, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Hey Ally,

'Tis that a Birthday I see under your title? How soon? I'm getting more ripe within the next little bit as well.

Tuesday. Me and Jesus are birthday pals with a day of rest inbetween to help rest from one feast to another.

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 11:21 PM
He's not as young as you are ... he can't party non-stop anymore.

Needs that day of rest.

Ally_Kat
12-25-2005, 11:24 PM
I can barely party this hard. After Christmas Eve AND Christ Day dinners, I want to sleep for one whole entire day and not eat anything.

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 11:41 PM
I hear that. We went with lasangne instead of traditional turkey or ham.

Still have an entire one that didn't get eaten.

Ally_Kat
12-25-2005, 11:46 PM
we had piggies. Half of it is sitting in the fridge. Leftovers!

ALinChainz
12-25-2005, 11:53 PM
Oh yeah ... they sent home sandwiches too ...

I may just heave ...

Ally_Kat
12-26-2005, 12:01 AM
homemade mashed potatoes!

I have to pick where we're going out to eat on my birthday. I have no clue. Ususally I go bowling with my friends; that's not happening this year. Mom's dragging me to my brother's doc appointment and then to the mall for shopping. yay[/end sacrasm]

There's an Applebee's in the mall. But it seems emtpy. I love the German food, but the last time we ate at the one German place, the food was horrid. And Ma keeps telling me about this steak house by me that has Tuesday slae specials, but I hated that place. I'm so conflicted.

MAX
12-26-2005, 12:08 AM
We had it all, just like Bogey and Bacall. lol

Fuck, over the last 48, I've eaten grate. :D Honey baked ham, shrimp, king crab and my mom did a stellar turkey tonight. Dunno what she did but she injected some sage stuffing mixture within the breast. It was awesome. She also did this "augratin-type" potato thing. Except instead of using potatoes, she made mashed cauliflower. I shit you not. She cooked and prepped the cauliflower the same way one would do mashed potatoes. Fuck, it was beyond good. The mashed concoction had chunks of shrimp, bacon, red bell peppers all in a heavy garlic, white wine and cheese kind of "scampi" style taste. Seriously, that was some stellar shit.