Kennedy Center Honors: Sure to provide proper evacuation.

[rustoffa]

I've never understood the cuntcept cuntpletely, but one thing is certain. I'd laugh my fucking ass off if Robert Redford jumped up to applaud, and went over the balcony rail like a cannonball. This geriatric assembly of constipated elitests' is sickening. Fucking KD Lang was out there a minute ago crooning to Tony Bennett...looking like an overfed stunt double from Blue Velvet. Bennett looked cuntfused...like "what the fuck is a fat Bruce Campbell doing down there singing my song?....Is this a horror movie?" Then Kevin Spacey rattles on about fuck knows what...."mesmerising"...."enduring"...yadda fucking yadda. They should hang a fucking wreath of dead roses around the recipients' necks....like a Kentucky Derby parallel for fat fucking animals going to the glue factory. I'm changing the channel.

[LoungeMachine]

Kennedy Center Honors..........



Don't get on that plane..........


Don't get in that car..........


Watch out for that tree..........

[Hardrock69]

Uhhh Tina Turner was being honored.....she deserves it...the Queen Of Rock....

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Uhhh Tina Turner was being honored.....she deserves it...the Queen Of Rock....

Welp, she accumulated a bit of tarnish by attending that schlockfest, IMO.

TT (slowly standing to her feet): I DON'T NEED ANOTHER HEEEERO!

Bennett: FUCK IT! I'M HUNGRY!! GOT A MEATBALL HOAGIE???

TT: I'M SINGING A SONG MOTHERFUCKER! IT AIN'T ABOUT A SANDWICH!!

Bennett: FUCK YOU ACID QUEEN!! JUMP BITCH!! DO US ALL A FAVOR!!!

:)