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POJO_Risin
12-30-2005, 09:41 PM
Now you are going up against football...albeit you sister station ESPN...

so you need the only other thing I can think of to get males to stop watching football...

porn...

just a thought...

call it...

Monday Night ScrewBalls
Nickdfresh
12-30-2005, 09:44 PM
The CFL? WNBA? Celebrity Luge?
POJO_Risin
12-30-2005, 09:50 PM
No...I said fucking PORN...
Nickdfresh
12-30-2005, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
No...I said fucking PORN...

Well, isn't the WNBA a form of lesbian porn?
POJO_Risin
12-30-2005, 09:56 PM
Make it sports porn...

and make it interesting..."Average Joe Plays for Sports Lay..."

or Monday Night Lay...

Where a regular Joe like you all or me...get a chance to play an event against say...Anna Kournikova or Amanda Beard...and if you beat them...they "beat" you...

You put 3 choices in a hat...your choice...her choice and a random choice for the sport played...and you draw...

the rest is self explanitory...
POJO_Risin
12-30-2005, 09:58 PM
Yeah...but they all look like dudes...most of them anyways...

that's just not my thing...
POJO_Risin
12-30-2005, 10:00 PM
Tell me that isn't a fucking catch phrase...

lmfao...

"If you beat them....they "beat" you..."
Unchainme
12-30-2005, 10:06 PM
MNP

NONDAY NIGHT PRON!!!!!

How will the teams be set up?
LoungeMachine
12-30-2005, 11:50 PM
Nude Celebrity Curling........


Okay, Steve......Eva Longoria is up next.........oh, Eva.....too close with that broom....


That's gonna leave a mark, Hank.
EbDawson
12-31-2005, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
...I said fucking PORN...

Works for me. I can check out THEISman during the commercials.
MAX
12-31-2005, 01:48 AM
Fuck, I still don't get the logic in this move? You know ABC is just prolly going to fill the time slot with stupid shit like "Raymond Blows The Milkman."

Sorry Poj, not the kind of porn you were looking for.
EbDawson
12-31-2005, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Fuck, I still don't get the logic in this move?

Money. ABC was losing too much putting the game on and ratings have been fading. That's what I heard anyway.
MAX
12-31-2005, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by EbDawson
Money. ABC was losing too much putting the game on and ratings have been fading. That's what I heard anyway.

They've said that for years.

Yet, everytime I happen to see a list of the top ten shows per season via The Neilsen Ratings, MNF 'tis always within the top ten.

Weird. :confused:

Are Al and John coming back?
EbDawson
12-31-2005, 04:56 AM
Al Michaels will be doing MNF with Joe Theisman on ESPN in 2006. Madden is going to NBC I believe.

ABC could've cut the dopey, useless broad on the sidelines. Would've saved a few bucks.
MAX
12-31-2005, 05:02 AM
Originally posted by EbDawson
Al Michaels will be doing MNF with Joe Theisman on ESPN in 2006. Madden is going to NBC I believe.

ABC could've cut the dopey, useless broad on the sidelines. Would've saved a few bucks.

OH NO!!!

I cannot STAND Theisman as a booth guy!!! FUCK!!!

Aren't both CBS and NBC doing Sunday Night Football games though?
EbDawson
12-31-2005, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by MAX
OH NO!!!

I cannot STAND Theisman as a booth guy!!! FUCK!!!

Aren't both CBS and NBC doing Sunday Night Football games though?

Actually he's not bad IMO and I'm saying that as a long time Cowboy fan who used to hate his guts. I believe NBC is going with the Sunday night games. Haven't heard that about CBS though.