1st Dead Celeb in 2006

[classicdude]

I shoulda started this thread a couple days ago. So sue me. I was hung over. Didn't drag my sorry, half drunk hung over ass outa bed until after noon on the 1st. Must have been those last few shots of tequila...

Anyway, the idea is, pick the celebrity you think will be the first to kick in 2006. Whoever correctly picks the first stiff of '06 will win the undying (pun intended) admiration of their fellow Roth Army members. I was worried about that Blue thread, but I saw he got in under the wire in '05. Since I'm starting this thread, I get first pick. (Make 'em fast, I got an idea some of these geezers aren't going to be around to file their taxes)

Art Linkletter - I couldn't believe it when I checked, but this relic still has a pulse. Amazing.

If you need some help or hints, try this site:

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/

Good luck and happy picking! :D

[WARF]

X-President Gerald Ford

[WARF]

Charlotte Rae - Mrs- Garrett from Different Strokes also in (Facts of Life)

[Big Fat Sammy]

Dick Clark wasn't lookin' too good on New Years

[fuckhowardstern]

Hey WARF - I'm a little worried about you with this and that "You're Lucky if you are a musician and live past 27" thread.....are you having issues with your own mortality as you get older? Well all us old fucks did too so - don't sweat it too bad man - I keep hearing shit like "40 is the new 20".

YOU JUST GOT TO GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS
AND FUCK LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE
AND LIVE THE LEGEND EVER DAY BROTHER
WOOOOOOOOOO!

[FORD]

George HW Poppy Bush Sr. He'll probably go after President Ford, but not by much.

[Matt White]

Mickey Rooney.....


"Where have you been Billy-boy, Billy-boy...?"

[blonddgirl777]

Mick Jagger...

HOPEFULLY!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by FORD
George HW Poppy Bush Sr....

Too bad for us but..."Only the good die young" :(

[Matt White]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Mick Jagger...

HOPEFULLY!

I thought he was already...OH WAIT!:D That's KEEF!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Matt White
I thought he was already...OH WAIT!:D That's KEEF!!!

He actually is... dead!

Him along with Bob Barker are nothing more than facades that are mechanically articulated to either:
Do the chicken, looking like a vacuum (for Jagger) or talk to a microphone without moving at all (for Barker)...

I truelly beleive that Bob Barker is a hollogram because since I was a child (years ago),
he has not changed for one bit! :confused:

[Matt White]

Well...he has gotten grey hair!;)

I remember him on "Truth or Consequences"

LOL:D


Maybe Olivia De Haviland...she's gotta be up there in age....

[Golden AWe]

Courtney Love will pinch herself to death...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Courtney Love will pinch herself to death...

Nha...
She wouldn't be so kind as to make us that big favor??? :rolleyes:

[FORD]

I think Ariel Sharon just took a big jump to the top of the charts. I doubt he'll be around to observe the Sabbath on Friday night......

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
George HW Poppy Bush Sr. He'll probably go after President Ford, but not by much.

Different Bush in mind.......

[Mr. Vengeance]

I'm going to guess Shelley Winters.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Different Bush in mind.......

Let's all join our hands and hope for that!

[FORD]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Different Bush in mind.......

That's just wishful thinking ;)

[fryingdutchman]

Reverend Billy Graham.

Can I get an Amen?

[FORD]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Reverend Billy Graham.

Can I get an Amen?

Billy's a good guy. He's not the typical right wing fundagelical teleevilangelist by any means.

But he probably will go to be with the Lord soon, as his health has been declining for some time.

And his son Franklin is far from worthy to fill his shoes :(

[fryingdutchman]

***THIS JUST IN***

WE HAVE A WINNER!!

SINGER LOU RAWLS HAS DIED...

Rawls died in L.A. today from brain and lung cancer.

More details forthcoming.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
***THIS JUST IN***

WE HAVE A WINNER!!

SINGER LOU RAWLS HAS DIED...

Rawls died in L.A. today from brain and lung cancer.

More details forthcoming.

WTF!!! I love that guy!

Dave's been playing his tune all week

"I wanna be happy and free...."

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Mick Jagger...

HOPEFULLY!

holy shit! :eek:

thats fucking harsh

they say that vitamin B6 works well for PMS :D

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
Dick Clark wasn't lookin' too good on New Years


yeah I could swear I seen strings holding that fucker up.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Hi BT, great to have you here!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Different Bush in mind.......

I'm not into their stuff at all, but they're doing something in Rome that, who knows, might help...

[Anonymous]

First dead celebrity in 2006? Eddie Van Halen. Oh, wait... he's not a celebrity anymore.

Mick Jagger's dead already, so... Michael Jackson, maybe. If he's not already dead too.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Mr. Vengeance]

Hey I don't want to say that I'm the new Voice of Doom, but I guess I was right, MFers....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060114/ap_on_en_mo/obit_winters

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...you were right...

cept Lou Rawls already died...

you were almost right...that almost counts for nothing...

[Mr. Vengeance]

I was the first one who predicted a death...Is that good enough? In a death pool, I'd have won.

Give me something,...Villanova lost today, for fuck's sake!

[Phil theStalker]

SHELLY WINTERS DEAD AT 105 YEARS YOUUNG.

I win.:p


:spank:

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
SHELLY WINTERS DEAD AT 105 YEARS YOUUNG.

I win.:p


:spank:

How do you figure cocksucker????

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
How do you figure cocksucker???? Cause I just heard tit on da news? :rolleyes:


:spank:

[Mr. Vengeance]

How do you figure you WON idiot?

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
How do you figure you WON idiot? Becayse I cun't aff4ord t2o care t2o call peeps names.;)


:spank:

[Mr. Vengeance]

Makes so much sense...6200 posts and none that matter.

[DrMaddVibe]

DEAD BREASTS