rustoffa
04-04-2004, 12:05 AM
Excerpt from interview in metalgrudge.com
mg: Speaking of Sammy , what's your thoughts on the recent VH tour announcement?
r.m.: Fuck, that's actually for real?
mg: Yes Mr. Montross.
r.m.: Fuck,I thought it was an april fools thing!
mg: Ummm....it was announced like a week or so before April first.
r.m.: I'll be a sonofabitch....are they playing like all the Six Flags parks or something?
mg: Actually it's a nationwide arena tour sir.
r.m.: What the fuck do you mean by that "sir" shit motherfucker?
mg: Nothing at all,I was just trying to be respectful.
r.m.: Oh yeah? I coulda sworn you were trying to imply I'm old or something.....you think I'm old you little piece of shit?
mg: No sir....ah shit...that's not what I meant.
r.m.: one more time you little faggot....I swear I'll kick your fucking teeth in.
mg: man, I didn't mean anything in any way, and I in no way want to upset you. I think you're a phenomenal guitarist and simply wanted to get your opinion on the VH tour announcement.
r.m.: Oh yeah....well, Sam was ok for awhile until he started looking like a fucking poodle....I remember the first time I heard "I can't drive 55". You ever heard that song fuckface?
mg: Yeah, my dad used to like it alot.
r.m.: Your DAD??? BTW, hows your mother these days?
mg: Ummm....you mentioned Sam. What about the the rest of the band? Eddie, Alex, Mike ?
r.m.: Didn't you forget something dumbass?
mg: Well, If you're referring to a keyboard player offstage, I think Ed actually handles that.
r.m.: This interview is just about over....I'm talking about DAVID LEE ROTH YOU STUPID LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!
mg: Ummm....It's a reunion of the "Van Hagar" era Mr. Montross...Dave isn't in the lineup......oh shit! I didn't mean to call you "Mr."......*garggghhhhhhllll*......*aggghhhhhhufff*
r.m : Look at this shit! I can wrap one hand around his throat!!!
mg: Speaking of Sammy , what's your thoughts on the recent VH tour announcement?
r.m.: Fuck, that's actually for real?
mg: Yes Mr. Montross.
r.m.: Fuck,I thought it was an april fools thing!
mg: Ummm....it was announced like a week or so before April first.
r.m.: I'll be a sonofabitch....are they playing like all the Six Flags parks or something?
mg: Actually it's a nationwide arena tour sir.
r.m.: What the fuck do you mean by that "sir" shit motherfucker?
mg: Nothing at all,I was just trying to be respectful.
r.m.: Oh yeah? I coulda sworn you were trying to imply I'm old or something.....you think I'm old you little piece of shit?
mg: No sir....ah shit...that's not what I meant.
r.m.: one more time you little faggot....I swear I'll kick your fucking teeth in.
mg: man, I didn't mean anything in any way, and I in no way want to upset you. I think you're a phenomenal guitarist and simply wanted to get your opinion on the VH tour announcement.
r.m.: Oh yeah....well, Sam was ok for awhile until he started looking like a fucking poodle....I remember the first time I heard "I can't drive 55". You ever heard that song fuckface?
mg: Yeah, my dad used to like it alot.
r.m.: Your DAD??? BTW, hows your mother these days?
mg: Ummm....you mentioned Sam. What about the the rest of the band? Eddie, Alex, Mike ?
r.m.: Didn't you forget something dumbass?
mg: Well, If you're referring to a keyboard player offstage, I think Ed actually handles that.
r.m.: This interview is just about over....I'm talking about DAVID LEE ROTH YOU STUPID LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!
mg: Ummm....It's a reunion of the "Van Hagar" era Mr. Montross...Dave isn't in the lineup......oh shit! I didn't mean to call you "Mr."......*garggghhhhhhllll*......*aggghhhhhhufff*
r.m : Look at this shit! I can wrap one hand around his throat!!!