The Roth Army Porn King 2006

[Golden AWe]

I was thinking...naah, I wasn't thinking, my coch spoke to me...how about a little pron cunpetition for the Roth Army...

The idea is, we take f.e. 8 or 16 cuntestants.

We set them up on pairs, and on each round, both cuntestants post three pics of pron in a poll.

Then people vote for their favorite out of the couple and the person who posted the most wankable/bangable pics of the pair goes to the next round...simple, eh?

New pics for the each round...

Who wants in? (to take part in the cuntest)

No ass-kissing needed, just votes for the best pics

PS. we can also set up a separate section for the ROTH ARMY GRANNY PRON KING 2006...uuhuhuhuhu

[Matt White]

SMASHING

[Mr. Vengeance]

Are we talking XXX porn, or simply naked chicks porn? Do we have the no-dicks rule? Do we elminate lesbo action from contention? What are the rules?

I'm in if we get it organized. I warn in advance that I've been having zero luck getting pics to upload recently, so I can't guarantee sucsess.

[DrMaddVibe]

BREASTS

[LoungeMachine]

jhale667


Bet the house


or the ho



whichever cums first

[Matt White]

I'll take that bet.......

[Anonymous]

I'm game. Actually, I'm more like THE Game... anyone who comes up against me on this WILL lose... 'coz I AM that DAMN GOOD!

Bring it on, bitches!

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

Oh, we're going for a bondage theme, are we? :D

Oh, I'll bring it, Imapus..."Matter o'fact, I done already brought and set it on the table!" ;)

You've got NOTHING! :lol:

[Anonymous]

Why, you little... :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

Alright, I gotta go, but we will do battle another time, good sir....:D

[Anonymous]

You're on, bro! :)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

don't post your best pron yet...let's get enough cuntestants first...

looking good though...so, mr. vengeance, imapus, jhale are in, how about you, matt and loungie, you're ready too?

i think i'm gonna take part too...yesss

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Are we talking XXX porn, or simply naked chicks porn? Do we have the no-dicks rule? Do we elminate lesbo action from contention? What are the rules?

I'm in if we get it organized. I warn in advance that I've been having zero luck getting pics to upload recently, so I can't guarantee sucsess.

we go with the army rules...no dick pics...any other pron is ok!

(well, save the best beastiality for the dump haahha)

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
don't post your best pron yet...

"I've got pipes I haven't even USED yet..." :p

[jhale667]

:D

[Anonymous]

That's far from being my best porn, G. I haven't even STARTED to post porn. There can only be one outcome in this battle... and I've already won it.

Although jhale can and probably will be a - mildly ;) - tough opponent, there's really no question on who's The Game here...

Cheers! :bottle:

[rustoffa]

Zip-A-Dee-Do-Da

[jhale667]

"Mildly tough" opponent? Oh no he didn't! ;)

Do me a favor...go outside and start practicing falling down... :D

[jhale667]

YOU'RE GOIN' DOOOWN, WOODSTOCK!!!! :D:D:D:D

[Mr. Vengeance]

You're all going down at the hands of the bad ass Muthafucka, Mr. V!!!

[fuckhowardstern]

Hi fellas - too late for me to join the competition? There's a lot more where this came from!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
don't post your best pron yet...let's get enough cuntestants first...

looking good though...so, mr. vengeance, imapus, jhale are in, how about you, matt and loungie, you're ready too?

i think i'm gonna take part too...yesss

rustoffa and fuckhowardstern added to the list!

it's never too late for more pron :)

[fuckhowardstern]

Glad to be in.....did you notice the humor in that picture?....i'm not really into interacial midget sex ya know?

[jhale667]

Interracial midgets need love too. ;)

You guys are merely agents...I am the one. :matrix:

[fuckhowardstern]

ehhhhh....what's up doc?

[jhale667]

Silly Wabbit

[Anonymous]

Start it anytime, AWe... I think these punks need a lesson or two, and I'm the best teacher in town. :D

I trust you'll be joining us in the cuntpetition? Just because you're des-organizing it it doesn't mean you can't post porn too.


Originally posted by jhale667
Do me a favor...go outside and start practicing falling down... :D

Jaenious! You've got talent... REAL talent. Too bad you're going against me, you probably had a chance to win. :rofl:

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

This is gonna be fun. :cool:

[Golden AWe]

i'll put the cuntpetition threads up in the beginning part of this up cumming week.

surf for your best pron now!

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by jhale667
Silly Wabbit

LMFAO -

[Anonymous]

AWe, I don't know if you thought of an award already, but here's a suggestion anyways.

And check out the space on the lower part, just itchin' to get my name printed on it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

LMFAO!! :D

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i'll put the cuntpetition threads up in the beginning part of this up cumming week.

surf for your best pron now!

We want to have a clean fight!

[fuckhowardstern]

None of that fake-ass canned pron!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=833319
Cheers! :bottle:

Pure fucking genius......:killer: :D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
rustoffa and fuckhowardstern added to the list!

it's never too late for more pron :)

Than the winner might be a Pron. QUEEN! (and not as in gay)...

[jhale667]

Hmmm...

http://img1.imagecash.net/files666/800413080.jpg

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Than the winner might be a Pron. QUEEN! (and not as in gay)...

You mean to tell us you're joining the competition? Hell yeah, this IS gonna be the best porn competition in the internet history. For THE FIRST TIME EVER, we have a woman running for the title. You can't get this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks... only HERE at The Roth Army, live in front of your naked steaming eyes.

...

I'm still gonna win, though... :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Alright, here's the women's belt, then... just in case BG - or any other girl that wants in - does manage to win this. Now wouldn't that be a surprise... :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker


I'm still gonna win, though... :D

Cheers! :bottle:

You dreamer, you. :D

http://www.galleryhost.com/1008924/1/dreamkelly/custom/dkypgbicycle01/fs/10.jpg

[Anonymous]

Oh, and just in case someone's getting their hopes up... here's a little equation:

http://www.free-xxx-fetish-porn.com/horny-nun/horny-nun-33.jpg

+

http://www.godzilamateurs.com/fs/blondecollegegirls/fullpics/12.jpg

=

...

You guessed it... the belt around my waist. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by jhale667
You dreamer, you. :D

http://www.galleryhost.com/1008924/1/dreamkelly/custom/dkypgbicycle01/fs/10.jpg

Face it... you fear me. You WILL go down, but at least you'll lose to the best. Me. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

I fear nothing..I think YOU're the one talking yourself up, the little dog barking loudest...;) But that's cool, YOU'll have the honor of losing to the best...and that would be me.


I'm not conceited, I'm convinced. :D :D :D


http://www.scottypics.com/hot-lesbians/viewpornstarscomlesbiankiss028.jpg

[jhale667]

http://www.thehot5.com/tgp/3_521-hot-lesbians/horny-lesbians/14-chick-pussy-cum.jpg

[jhale667]

http://www.cybermobius.com/_tgp/092804-les/pics/photo004.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You mean to tell us you're joining the competition? Hell yeah, this IS gonna be the best porn competition in the internet history. For THE FIRST TIME EVER, we have a woman running for the title. You can't get this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks... only HERE at The Roth Army, live in front of your naked steaming eyes.

...

I'm still gonna win, though... :D

Cheers! :bottle:



GOLDEN AWE... ;) ;)

Please get involved and make the rules fair...
I don't have a past history of wanking over thousands of jpegs! :p

I think that it should be more about quality than quantity...
Every contestant should only be allowed to present ONE picture only... the one they feel would be the winner!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Alright, here's the women's belt, then... just in case BG - or any other girl that wants in - does manage to win this. Now wouldn't that be a surprise... :D

Cheers! :bottle:


Dave would definitely vote for the first female ever to win such a "title"... :D
Wwwwoooo!!!

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
...I don't have a past history of wanking over thousands of jpegs!....

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[fuckhowardstern]

#$%#$%#$%# hyperlink!

[jhale667]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


ROFLMFAO!!! :lol: :D

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
GOLDEN AWE... ;) ;)

Please get involved and make the rules fair...
I don't have a past history of wanking over thousands of jpegs! :p

I think that it should be more about quality than quantity...
Every contestant should only be allowed to present ONE picture only... the one they feel would be the winner!

We're gonna let people post max. of 3 pics on each round...so you don't need to have thousands of pics...I do think that if one of them has a superb quality compared to the others it will be enough to quarantee a victory...

IMAPUS, the winner's belt looks amazing.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

O.M.G...

Is'n it every husband's dream to come home and find his whife "getting ready" on the kitchen counter???

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
We're gonna let people post max. of 3 pics on each round...so you don't need to have thousands of pics...I do think that if one of them has a superb quality compared to the others it will be enough to quarantee a victory...

IMAPUS, the winner's belt looks amazing.

Holly shit... I have to find 2 more!
:p

[Mr. Vengeance]

I'm ready---DIG IT!!!!!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Here's my 2nd. one...

As you guys always say: "size doesn't matter" hey? :confused:

[blonddgirl777]

Hey, I found this pic. on the internet... :p :D
(The rules didn't forbid any site in particular)!

I chose to present it as my 3rd. pic. for the contest because it really represents beauty and feminity
without being too cheesy...

Hell, it could eaven be a Hallmark card!

[blonddgirl777]

So when do we start bribing the judges???

[Golden AWe]

i'll set up the first round today

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Hey, I found this pic. on the internet... :p :D
(The rules didn't forbid any site in particular)!

I chose to present it as my 3rd. pic. for the contest because it really represents beauty and feminity
without being too cheesy...

Hell, it could eaven be a Hallmark card!

YOU FOUND THAT PICTURE POSTED IN THE MUFF THREAD BY ME!

CHEATER! Hmmmm....on what "site" did you find it, then?

And, by the way, I think AWe will agree with me, Pron ain't aboot "beauty and feminity [sic]". If it could be a hallmark card, it ain't pron!.


Originally posted by Golden AWe
i'll set up the first round today

Giddiyup!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
YOU FOUND THAT PICTURE POSTED IN THE MUFF THREAD BY ME!

CHEATER! Hmmmm....on what "site" did you find it, then?

:lol:
Well... now that you ask...:o

Yess.... It was THIS site but I didn't cheat!!! :eek:
Awe didn't mention anything about "chosing" someonelse's pic...:p

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
..And, by the way, I think AWe will agree with me, Pron ain't aboot "beauty and feminity [sic]". If it could be a hallmark card, it ain't pron!.



Giddiyup!


I'll have to agree on that... :o
Then, I can still send it as a card to anyone who likes flowers... :rolleyes:

:(

[blonddgirl777]

HAaaa... W.T.F.! :o
(Can't compete with that...)

I give up... :rolleyes:
Let the winner will be a KING! :D

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
:lol:
Well... now that you ask...:o

Yess.... It was THIS site but I didn't cheat!!! :eek:
Awe didn't mention anything about "chosing" someonelse's pic...:p

I tell you what - since you are being honest and wisely bowing out of the competition, you can be my research assistant for this contest. I'll give you my email address and you can send me pron pics that I will consider for posting in the fray. Of course I will give you due credit when I post a picture that you selected (ahem!). Its all good BG. Immitation is the greatest form of flattery.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
... you can be my research assistant for this contest. I'll give you my email address and you can send me pron pics that I will consider for posting in the fray....

See THIS is where the problem is...
I really don't have that talent (and time)... :p

You're doing fine all by yourself! :D

[Mr. Vengeance]

I'm out all day today, so if the competition starts up, be patient waiting for me.

[Golden AWe]

ok i'll set up the pairs now

i'll put them in the picture forum

[Golden AWe]

ok so i added some frequent posters from the pic forums and made the raffle

i'll set up them in separate threads at the pic forum

mr vengeance vs. manwiththedogs

imapus sylicker vs. nickdfresh

jhale667 vs. bfm

blondegirl777 vs. cato

matt white vs. jimmy jingles

lounge machine vs. scottydabodi

GA vs. hardrock69

rustoffa vs. fuckhowardstern

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Awe didn't mention anything about "chosing" someonelse's pic...:p

No he didn't... and you can't be out. You can't quit, says so in the rules. Get on with it, girl... you CAN and WILL make it at least to the third round. If, that is, you don't end up takin' the belt home with ya. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

i was thinking...since both scottydabodi and lounge machine don't seem to participate the person who loses the first round, but gets the most votes amongst the losing ones, gets to the second round too.

[fuckhowardstern]

kinda like a wildcard - creative thinking awE.

[Matt White]

SMASHING

[Golden AWe]

the first round will close up any minute now...

[Golden AWe]

first round results, second round match-ups, i'll set up them in separate threads at the pic forum

-------------------

mr vengeance vs. 12
manwiththedogs 10

imapus sylicker vs. 14
nickdfresh 5

jhale667 vs. 17
bfm 5

blonddgirl777 vs. 2
cato 1

matt white vs. 18
jimmy jingles 7

lounge machine vs. 1 scottydabodi 7

GA vs. 19
hardrock69 7

rustoffa vs. 15
fuckhowardstern 11

------------

so the second round, quarterfinals will be

mr vengeance vs.
imapus sylicker

jhale vs.
blonddgirl777

matt white vs.
scottydabodi

GA vs.
rustoffa

i'll try to set up this tonight - SURF FOR YOUR PORN!!!

[Matt White]

EXCELLENT!!!

[jhale667]

:D :D :D :D :D

[Anonymous]

Mein Gott! Mr. Vengeance won't make it to the semi-finals! :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Blondgirl vs. Jhale? Wow, THIS is a must see. I sense a classic is in the making.

I also sense an easier victory for me, since one of them has to lose, thus remaining only one serious threat. Of course, I'm using the term "serious" in a very broad sense.

The belt's mine. And don't any of you forget it. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

the game is on!!!

Same rules as during the first round

- max. of three pics per cuntestant

- no dick pics

- FIRST PERSON TO BREAK THE RULES IS DROPPED OFF THE CUNTEST

- enjoy!!!

[manwiththedogs]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
first round results
-------------------

mr vengeance 12
manwiththedogs 10


:cry:

Oh Well, good luck to whomever faces Blondgirl in the finals:p

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by manwiththedogs
:cry:

Oh Well, good luck to whomever faces Blondgirl in the finals:p

Thanks. :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

i'll put up the semi-finals this weekend!

[Matt White]

YES....I'll have to stock-pile more Porn!!!

UH uhu HUh huuh uh uhhuhu uhuhhhuhh...PORN

[Golden AWe]

tonight, the semi-finals!!!

[Golden AWe]

quarterfinal results

mr vengeance vs. 17
imapus sylicker 5

jhale vs. 23
blonddgirl777 10

matt white vs. 1
scottydabodi 0

GA vs. 7
rustoffa 15


soooo...

the semi-finals will be

mr vengeance vs.
jhale667

matt white vs.
GA...uhm, I mean rustoffa

A LITTLE RULE CHANGE!!!

since we only have the semi-finals and finals left, all the cuntestants can post FIVE PICS!!!

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!

[Golden AWe]

Ok...so i'll put up the final today...as soon as i find the semi-final threads...

[Matt White]

HA!!!


PRON will prevail....................


STAY TUNED!!!

[Golden AWe]

dahm, for some reason i couldn't start a poll...i'll try again

[Matt White]

YES YES and YES


we need to crown the PORN KING of 2006.....................

[Golden AWe]

THE GAME IS ON, FUCKERS!!!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36334