Ever Notice how Sammy Hagar and Bette Midler are very similar?

[Sarge]

I am too tired to type in a post so lets let my little helper do the talking..
Sarge's Little Helper can you help me out?

Who is Sammy Hagar

[Sarge's Little Helper]

I am too tired to type in a post so lets let my little helper do the talking..
Sarge's Little Helper can you help me out?

Who is Sammy Hagar

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Sarge]

really good...

thats funny.. who told you to say that?

[Sarge]

ok i'll bite..
who is bette midler

[Sarge's Little Helper]

ok i'll bite..
who is bette midler

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called \"Beaches\" and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[Sarge]

Hey Sarge's Little Helper..
Who is David Lee roth

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hey Sarge's Little Helper..
Who is David Lee roth

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

[Sarge]

who is hitch1969

[Sarge's Little Helper]

who is hitch1969

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

[Top Jimmy]

who is top jimmy?

[Dr. Love]

Who knows?

[lesfunk]

Fags like both Sammy Hagar and Bette Midler.

[Calderone]

Brian Young have a Sammy hagar look
just a bit

[Sarge]

Brian Young has a weird al look going on...

[rustoffa]

I was in a hurry......
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/dangerous_goods/BETTE_20MIDLER.JPG

[pardo]

I always thought Sammie looked more like Barbara Striesland, but thats just me...

[Figs]

Oh fuck you. Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all.

[bueno bob]

Actually, there was a local stipper that looked just like him... :)