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Sarge
04-05-2004, 03:38 PM
Morissette strips down to blast US 'censorship'
Mon Apr 05 2004 14:14:52 ET

Not another wardrobe malfunction !! ... feisty rock singer Alanis Morissette poked fun at Janet Jackson's notorious breast-baring episode by stripping on stage to reveal cartoonish fake nipples and pubic hair.

Morissette, hosting Canada's annual music awards, said the stunt, in which she appeared in a provocative skin-hugging body-suit was intended to expose US "censorship."

The singer, renowned for her angst-ridden lyrics, told the audience at the Juno Awards in Edmonton "we live in a land where we still think the human body is beautiful and we're not afraid of the female breast."

Morissette let a dressing gown fall to the floor to reveal her "nudity" after an announcer warned : "we can't show nipples on national TV," in an obvious dig at US outrage fanned by Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" at the Superbowl.

"I am proud to be able to stand here and do this," Morissette said, to wild cheers from the audience at Sunday night's show.

Morissette then blasted US radio stations which have forced her to change the word "asshole" in one of her songs.

"They're in an era when they're scared, when there's lots of fear," she said.

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ALMOSTsaved
04-05-2004, 03:47 PM
Anyone got a frontal image of this?

PHOENIX
04-05-2004, 04:25 PM
We have different censorship laws in Canada..

The promoter of this award show wanted controversy.

alexpgrimes
04-05-2004, 11:58 PM
Man she's got a funny looking ass..

WACF
04-06-2004, 12:20 PM
Her ass ain't doing anything for me either....

Dr. Love
04-06-2004, 01:03 PM
nice suit

High Life Man
04-06-2004, 01:06 PM
Anything to sell records...

Golden AWe
04-06-2004, 01:22 PM
I remember seeing a photo of her running on a beach...boy did she have A BUSH, her pubics were trying to get out of her panties...

Sarge
04-06-2004, 02:49 PM
yuck.
Nothing nastier than a huge ass bush

lesfunk
04-06-2004, 03:12 PM
Her ass has nothing on her face....

ALMOSTsaved
04-06-2004, 09:13 PM
I like a nice BUSH!

GAR
04-07-2004, 04:05 PM
That does look like one a them Lycra bodysuits.. too bad it isn't a Turtleneck version you could pull up past her face.

That's what needs censorship is her face.

Full Bug
04-07-2004, 04:09 PM
Any chance you USA friends could take her and Celine Dion off our hands? I hear they give great blow-jobs......

Full Bug
04-07-2004, 04:10 PM
While your at it take Bryan Adams.....

GAR
04-07-2004, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Full Bug
Any chance you USA friends could take her and Celine Dion off our hands? I hear they give great blow-jobs......

If she can fit it all down her throat without gagging, they can apply.

Panamark
04-07-2004, 05:46 PM
Theres a full frontal nude pic of her in existance. Ive seen it.

ALMOSTsaved
04-07-2004, 05:56 PM
I have a morbid curiosity and want to see it!

BrownSound1
04-07-2004, 06:04 PM
I'm glad her little phase in the American spotlight is gone.

PHOENIX
04-07-2004, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by Brownsound1
I'm glad her little phase in the American spotlight is gone.

Really how's about you Americans stop producing people like Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and fucking Britney Spears?

Oh ya and i've just about had enough of Ben Affleck too.:D

Sarge
04-07-2004, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Theres a full frontal nude pic of her in existance. Ive seen it.

Lets see it!!

Panamark
04-08-2004, 05:58 AM
I cant find the pic that Im referring to, she is sitting on her knees, its colour and you can see a bit of bush and her tits. I will keep looking, but heres some that maybe of interest :)

Panamark
04-08-2004, 06:00 AM
Another

Panamark
04-08-2004, 06:02 AM
The pic I have seen is from the same time as this last B/W pic, She is almost in the same pose except its colour and her arm is not covering her bush area, so you can see the top of her bush...

Will post it if I can find it..

ALMOSTsaved
04-08-2004, 06:48 AM
Cool. Thanks for the pics, Panamark. She has a surprisingling good body. Would love to see the BUSH pic!

Panamark
04-08-2004, 05:24 PM
You are not missing much, if you can imagine that second pic (the B/W one) with her left arm out of the way, thats prety much it. No legs open morisette giblets on display, just the top bush line.

ALMOSTsaved
04-08-2004, 05:49 PM
That's cool. I wasn't looking for a Hustler / Penthouse pic. I'm more into artsy nudes. The B&W pic looked artsy, with the pose. That's pretty much why I wanted to see more..

Thanks for trying though, man!

Viking
04-09-2004, 12:29 AM
Fuck that artsy-fartsy shit. I wanna see a gyno shot.....:D

ALMOSTsaved
04-09-2004, 06:35 AM
Hehehe!

Panamark
04-09-2004, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by Viking
Fuck that artsy-fartsy shit. I wanna see a gyno shot.....:D

You You You......... oughta know !!

Panamark
04-09-2004, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
That's cool. I wasn't looking for a Hustler / Penthouse pic. I'm more into artsy nudes. The B&W pic looked artsy, with the pose. That's pretty much why I wanted to see more..

Thanks for trying though, man!


No probs, mate. Its pissing me off, I used to have the pic Im talking about in my "Spanking Fodder Folder".. I must have done some spring cleaning and decided it wasnt Spanking Fodder after all :)

Wayne L.
04-09-2004, 11:57 AM
Alanis Morrisette is cooked & done as an artist just as much as Janet Jackson is while her stupid publicity stunt bombed.

Panamark
04-10-2004, 05:34 AM
I like it when they are cooked and done and start resorting to nudity :)

ALMOSTsaved
04-10-2004, 08:33 AM
haha Panamark! I have similar folders. About to do some cleaning myself.

Katydid
05-08-2004, 09:36 AM
No body wants to see your cum stained photos with holes burned in them from the magnifying glass.

ALMOSTsaved
05-08-2004, 09:49 AM
I hope that wasn't a dig at me katydid.

Panamark
05-09-2004, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Katydid
No body wants to see your cum stained photos with holes burned in them from the magnifying glass.

True, thats why we post digital pictures, dear.

ALMOSTsaved
05-09-2004, 10:23 AM
As Roth would say, "I think I wanna know what just what the fuck Katydid."

Xocolatl
05-15-2004, 01:15 AM
Nice ploy. But her music still sucks.

Will say the real nudes look much better than the faked nudity; she gains a whole cup size. You'd expect it to be the other way around.

Never mind the frontal fake, show us some revealing/suggestive/swim-suited Alannis from "You Can't Do That On TV." :D

Dan
05-15-2004, 04:50 AM
Thanks for the pictures guys.

Panamark
05-15-2004, 05:12 AM
There is at least one other nude of her, but I cant find it...

ALMOSTsaved
05-16-2004, 10:21 AM
I still wanna see it, Panamark!