Just about everyone has a story or two about embarassing stuff they did while drinking.
Here's one of mine....
My aunt threw a party to celebrate her engagement and I was invited of course.
The drinks were flowing and the conversation was good. I slammed a few too many Jack and Cokes and soon found myself in need of using the facilities.
I walked in and found the cramped alcove where the toilet was located to be a little too cramped for my 6 foot 8 inch frame. Being a little uninhibited from excessive alcohol consumtion, I threw caution to the wind and aimed my pecker into the sink to empty my screaming bladder.
Midway through the stream I caught a glimpse in the sink mirror of a second door to the bathroom I didn't know existed. And peering through the door with disapproving, horrified faces were my aunt, 2 of her friends and my grandmother.
But I continued to the very end, ignoring them because I didn't know what else to do. I zipped up, rinsed the sink out and washed my hands. Then straight to the front door and into my car without speaking a word.
To this day when I visit relatives and ask to use the bathroom they politely suggest I avoid pissing in the sink.
Anyone else care to share?
Here's one of mine....
My aunt threw a party to celebrate her engagement and I was invited of course.
The drinks were flowing and the conversation was good. I slammed a few too many Jack and Cokes and soon found myself in need of using the facilities.
I walked in and found the cramped alcove where the toilet was located to be a little too cramped for my 6 foot 8 inch frame. Being a little uninhibited from excessive alcohol consumtion, I threw caution to the wind and aimed my pecker into the sink to empty my screaming bladder.
Midway through the stream I caught a glimpse in the sink mirror of a second door to the bathroom I didn't know existed. And peering through the door with disapproving, horrified faces were my aunt, 2 of her friends and my grandmother.
But I continued to the very end, ignoring them because I didn't know what else to do. I zipped up, rinsed the sink out and washed my hands. Then straight to the front door and into my car without speaking a word.
To this day when I visit relatives and ask to use the bathroom they politely suggest I avoid pissing in the sink.
Anyone else care to share?
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