Dear IRS

[Ozzy Fudd]

Dear IRS,


Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

Ozzy Fudd
Poor man at large

[Jimmy Jingles]

Classic.

[thome]

Hey that 600.00 is fur a terlet seat, includes instalation , Buddy!!!


*spits on floor*

This is a Union Shop!!
























































now your thinkin..?

[Cathedral]

LMMFAO.....I hope to get audited this year.
Hooray for tax day!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Dear IRS, ...
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.


And if you where living Quebec, this rich and beautiful Canadian province, you would be complaining eaven more...
We have 2 bad habbits to support.

Here, some people pay up to 52% off their income tax and they still have to pay another sum,
at the end of fiscal year.
They give more to those 2 gvnmts than they keep in their pkts!

They are called middle-class workers...

[GAR]

.. but you can buy a house for $40,000 so it kinda balances out that way doesn't it?

[Steve Savicki]

As classic as classic VH?
LOL - good one Fudd!

[blonddgirl777]

Ho Ozzy...
If you would be Canadian (especially Quebecer resident)... you would want to DIE when it is tax time!!!

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

Dear IRS.

Since 14 million people live and work here illegally and pay no taxes and get away with it, why should I pay my taxes? I guess it's the legal people who get screwed.

[Nitro Express]

In Wyoming we have no state income tax. We tax our oil exports. Probably one reason Dickhead Chenney lives here.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by GAR
.. but you can buy a house for $40,000 so it kinda balances out that way doesn't it?

Total missconception! :rolleyes:
Where did you get that?

You cannot buy a decent house within MTL city for less than $300,000
Toronto; $500,000 (minimum), Vancouver is eaven more!
For $40,000, you don't eaven get a hunting shack (without toilets and running water) in the middle of the woods!!!

[blonddgirl777]

I wanna live in "Cockamongera, CA."... (wherever that is)!

[Hardrock69]

Funny how by law and the IRS Tax Code we are not required to pay Federal Income Tax, but look at what happens if you refuse...

can you say "Shakedown"?

Let's sue the IRS under the RICO statutes...
:D