rustoffa, why don't you blow your fucking head off?

[rustoffa]

rustoffa,
I'm somewhat sympathetic about your battles' with canned biscuits and hot sauce, but I think you should all do us a favor and blow your fucking head off.
:mad2:

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rustoffa
rustoffa,
I'm somewhat sympathetic about your battles' with canned biscuits and hot sauce, but I think you should all do us a favor and blow your fucking head off.
:mad2:

Ambivolent? You don't even know how to use the fucking word....canned biscuits....blah fucking blah.

The next time you crack open a can of those biscuits?

Do us all a favor and stick your fucking head in the oven with 'em.

Oh wait...you couldn't blow your fucking head off if you were drying your hair in the oven....fuck...maybe you could. You got a pizza oven dumbass?
:mad:

[Flash Bastard]

Please don't kill yourself Rustoffa. I need that hot sauce and biscuit recipe.

:lol:

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Oh wait...you couldn't blow your fucking head off if you were drying your hair in the oven....fuck...maybe you could. You got a pizza oven dumbass?
:mad:

Wouldn't you like to know? Let me tell you something....I've got a motherfucking Derringer! I can fit that into a fucking E-Z bake oven if I have to!

You know about those E-Z bake ovens' right?

You E-Z baking motherfucker...do us all a favor and cut the fucking thing off!
:mad:

[Anonymous]

I'm not taking sides here. Nuh-huh. I've seen these two fight before and I definitely wouldn't want to get caught in the middle of it.

But I think Stoff's right. Sorry, Stoff. Can't win 'em all, you know?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

This has got way out of Hand guys,Take it to PM please.:)

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Wouldn't you like to know? Let me tell you something....I've got a motherfucking Derringer! I can fit that into a fucking E-Z bake oven if I have to!

You know about those E-Z bake ovens' right?

You E-Z baking motherfucker...do us all a favor and cut the fucking thing off!
:mad:
:rolleyes:

WTF?:confused:

Goddamn....now you wanna go down nullo boulevard? You hermaphroditing piece of shit. I heard about you and the possum baby. That's right, you were asked point blank:

Why don't you shove it down your pants?

You replied verbatim: It's nasty and it stinks!

Eat shit motherfucker.....we all know you wouldn't hold the little fuckers' nose!
:eek:

[Flash Bastard]

Stand back, I suspect one of them is mentally unbalanced.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Stand back, I suspect one of them is mentally unbalanced.

All three of them need to step away from the Computer.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Goddamn....now you wanna go down nullo boulevard? You hermaphroditing piece of shit. I heard about you and the possum baby. That's right, you were asked point blank:

Why don't you shove it down your pants?

You replied verbatim: It's nasty and it stinks!

Eat shit motherfucker.....we all know you wouldn't hold the little fuckers' nose!
:eek:

Speaking of holding noses, why don't you tell everybody about the spelunking?

That fucking shit makes the marsupial manipulation look like a goddamned game of checkers!

I gotta say bro, turning your anus into a fucking habitrail is pretty fucked up.
:D

[Cathedral]

I've been dead before, It's very liberating. :)

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by Dan
All three of them need to step away from the Computer.

LOL. Good call.

I'm heading out for a while.

See you crazy fuckers soon.

As E.T. would say.... "Beeeeeee Gooooood."

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Speaking of holding noses, why don't you tell everybody about the spelunking?

That fucking shit makes the marsupial manipulation look like a goddamned game of checkers!

I gotta say bro, turning your anus into a fucking habitrail is pretty fucked up.
:D

Where the fuck do you get this shit? I hope you're satisfied.

You've managed to degrade yourself to proportions I can't even fathom! Go ahead...insert another sophmoric parallel. What you have to cuntsider @ some point is how late it is.
:(

[diamondsgirl]

Why don't you go fuck yourself (s) ?

:D

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by rustoffa
rustoffa,
I'm somewhat sympathetic about your battles' with canned biscuits and hot sauce,

are these non fat biscuits...ARE THESE NON FAT BISCUITS???

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
are these non fat biscuits...ARE THESE NON FAT BISCUITS???

Oh hon, we got to get some of those. :D

[flappo]

oh crikey

[Golden AWe]

FACK ORF RUSTOFFA

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Oh hon, we got to get some of those. :D

:D

[Romeo Delight]

I think those fucking racoons have really gotten the better of old Rust

BTW how goes the battle?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
I think those fucking racoons have really gotten the better of old Rust

BTW how goes the battle?

It's good to hear from you bro, and while I appreciate the concern, it's hardly warranted. Nothing is over until I say it is, and rustoffa received a scathing PM that'll have the chincy motherfucker back in the hollow log pending hibernation.

The raccoons? That's a touchy subject. In short, I resorted to TRAPS. Like the ones you see in the Merrie Melodies' shorts. Buried 'em all around the place...people cuntplained. This lady next door tried to get me for animal cruelty...the funny thing is, when she was showing the trap to the dogcatcher....with the leg still in it the raccoon had chewed' off? He asked her the painfully apparent.

"WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?"

She pointed towards the area behind MY FUCKING HOUSE!

Case closed.

Fini.

The dogcatcher dude actually came by to tell me that the fucking Lassie dog up the street brought one of the traps home with a Highland Terrapin in it! I'm all like, "where's my fucking trap?" He was all like, "it's in the back of the truck...I didn't rinse it off."

It's going on tonight.

They're out there....:mad:

[Romeo Delight]

Originally posted by rustoffa
when she was showing the trap to the dogcatcher....with the leg still in it the raccoon had chewed' off?

:lol:

Proof those fuckers will eat ANYTHING!

BTW, I'm planning to be cremated . Nothing is worse than those rabid cemetary varmints!:eek:

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
:lol:
Proof those fuckers will eat ANYTHING!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=843789

Flamma, that is one of the most disturbing pics I've ever seen. Thanks for ruining my weekend.

[ThrillsNSpills]

How cunflicted can someone be if they try to end it by sticking their head in an EZ bake oven.

Best you get is a warmed up earlobe.


or chocolate nostril cake the size of a hockey puck