[COLOR=crimson]GRIMSDALE[/COLOR] for DUMP MOD

[Matt White]

GRIMSDALE should be a DUMP MOD again...then all will be right in the universe....





VOTE GRIMSDALE

[Golden AWe]

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[Cato]

yes. why not?

well, I feel that this site is getting boring these days. you know why? oh yes, that's because some of mods lack silliness.
get him back to lower the average of IQ of mods.

[Cato]

we don't need smartasses any more!

[Golden AWe]

BRING BACK THREE AMIGOS!!!

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[Cato]

we don't do duvets!

[Golden AWe]

no more baka mods!!!

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[Matt White]

Exactly, exactly

[Reverberator]

Some CUNT mods DUMP Chas n Dave from house of music .

Even though it's been there since September 2004 .

I'm not having this .

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Some CUNT mods DUMP Chas n Dave from house of music .

Even though it's been there since September 2004 .

I'm not having this .

:mad:

THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!

[flappo]

yea verily

The Holiday of Holidays



There are holidays for presidents,
Groundhogs and Lovers.

The calendar honors Halloween,
Fathers and mothers.

Now take out your date book.
Find the section for May;

Mark down a celebration so special
It's awarded a month plus a day!

This holiday is unique -
No feasts, parades or an elf;

For the 7th day of this month
Calls for a gift to oneself.

Some holidays are limited
To a particular nation or state;

But here is one that's followed
By all who masturbate.

Masturbation Day is commemorated
By individual and personal picks -

Toys, videos, a scented candle,
Use imagination to get your kicks.

Spread the word! Tell your friends!
Try e-mail or the phone;

Raise the flag! Independence is declared!
Time to set off fireworks of your own.


Happy Masturbation Day!

[bueno bob]

Yes.

What?

Oh yeah, that.


GRIMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Matt White]

VOTE GRIMMY!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Of course of course, the muffin mule is a horse...

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is utterly preposterous!

[Anonymous]

The man likes Manilow. Is there need to say more? I say WEBMASTER MR. GRIMSDALE NOW!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Steve Savicki]

Grim's won't be mod because The Dump is hitch's forum and hitch has already implied no:

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=15&topic=336

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Grim's won't be mod because The Dump is hitch's forum and hitch has already implied no:

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=15&topic=336

oh do fack orf with your cuntspiracy theories

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Grim's won't be mod because The Dump is hitch's forum and hitch has already implied no:

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=15&topic=336

Go FUCK yer Mother Savicki......

[Mr Grimsdale]

you love it you slaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[Golden AWe]

steve savicki should mod the dump

NOT

[Mr Grimsdale]

he can bum his bottom hole

or something like that

[Matt White]

HA!!!



MR.G........IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO

[Golden AWe]

correctamundo!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm shaving for a shite christmas

[Matt White]

MR. G..........


GIT 'ER DUN!!!

[Golden AWe]

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
MR. G..........


GIT 'ER DUN!!!

Mr. G will got 'er did.

Given time enough to wank it over.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
steve savicki should mod the dump

NOT

You know, I was about to PM people in charge around here with the idea that Savicki should dethrone Rikk to become the new Pen mod.

Now that you've come up with that idea, I must confess...I like yours better...

[Mr Grimsdale]

more lubrication!

[Reverberator]

Rectum re-boring at a competetive price .

Please call Golden Awe on 0800 453 675 4443239 and ask to speak to Bella .

[Mr Grimsdale]

HAHAHAHAHA!

you rascal

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Cato
we don't need smartasses any more!

Fuck off and DIE, JAP !!!




































Just kidding, buddy...;)

[Matt White]

Wowzers!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

check out my new fruit flavoured fruit!

[Matt White]

A bargain...at twice the price!!!

[Reverberator]

It's fruity man .

[Matt White]

The Bugaloos!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i am never going back to the dump

there are pictures of people covered in number twos

that's not my bag

[Golden AWe]

they're gone now!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

can i trust you?

[Matt White]

Light the furnaces!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

start the panzers!

[Matt White]

YES YES YES

[Mr Grimsdale]

we're on a roll now

get those flags waving and blow those trumpets

AUF MARSCH!

[Golden AWe]

REV YOU RASCAL!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

he's such a card

[Golden AWe]

will i be demodded?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Matt White]

NIEMAND KÖNNEN DIE REVOLUTION STOPPEN!!! WIR HERSCHEN!! VOR!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Exactly exactly.

[Matt White]

ALLE HAGELN DAS MÄCHTIGE GRIMSDALE!!!WE ZERQUETSCHEN UNSERE FEINDE UND FORNICATE MIT IHREN FRAUEN!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

he's said something very, very rude!

[Golden AWe]

it might've cum out of his coch actually

[Mr Grimsdale]

like shit

[Golden AWe]

like a hot lava shite!

[Golden AWe]

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Heute Polen, morgen das dump!

[Golden AWe]

slump in da dump!

[Mr Grimsdale]

have you got a rumplestiltskin?

ooh no missus no!

[Golden AWe]

it's a bit crusty

[Matt White]

WIR NEHMEN ALLE DIESE CUNTS Zum DUMP, IN DEM SIE In den SCHMERZ U. In der QUAL FÜR TAUSEND JAHRE!! abPLAGEN! ALLE HAGELN GRIMSDALE!!!

[Golden AWe]

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[Matt White]

MR. G IS THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!!!

[Golden AWe]

WHO ELSE CAN SHIT OUT OF HIS COCH?!?!?

[Matt White]

Duke Ellington?!?

[Mr Grimsdale]

Exactly exactly.

[Mr Grimsdale]

and to be on the same level as duke ellington is pretty special

or to reverse that... for duke ellington to be on the same level as mr grimsdale is pretty special

we're pretty special

FUCK OFF PARKY!

[Golden AWe]

parky = paki???

or

parky = parkinson???

[Mr Grimsdale]

Exactly exactly.

[Matt White]

A WHOLE 'LOTTA SHAKIN' GOIN' ON!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

do the shake and vac
and put the freshness back
do the shake and vac
and put the freshness back

[flappo]

then bend right over
and stick the pipe
up yer crack !

[Golden AWe]

ahahah

the crack pipe buhloose

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by flappo
then bend right over
and stick the pipe
up yer crack !

what a rude young man!

[Golden AWe]

his pensionate bangs say the same!

[Mr Grimsdale]

whatever can he mean?

[Golden AWe]

they call you rude before they find out they enjoy you having a bit of a nibble with their juicy, crispy bits

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh the memories!

[Matt White]

mammaries!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

al jolson

what a guy!

[Matt White]

Mammy!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'd walk a million miles for a taste of your piles

[Matt White]

Viola!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

you dirty baaaaastard!

[Matt White]

Scrub-a-dub dub

[Mr Grimsdale]

cello!

[Matt White]

VOTE GRIMSDALE

[Matt White]

IT IS THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION

[Mr Grimsdale]

the final solution!

[Matt White]

Exactly, exactly

[bueno bob]

Yes, what they said! I'm with them!

[Matt White]

HA!!!



"HA" I say!!!

[bueno bob]

Yezzir...!

[Matt White]

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[bueno bob]

Did! Twice!

[Matt White]

VOTE GRIMSDALE...AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN....Then...


POST PRON!!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

my father had a rabbit
and he thought it was a duck
so he sat it on the table
with its legs cocked up

[Golden AWe]

wabbit wabbit wabbit wabbit---

[Mr Grimsdale]

hoh hoh debbie!

[Matt White]

What's up Doc?!?

[bueno bob]

HI-DE-HO

[Matt White]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[Anonymous]

Crack open the kegs, there's a party goin' on!

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

There's something happening here.

What it is ain't exactly clear.

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm massaging my massagables

[Matt White]

MR G ROCKING THE SURE SHOT

[bueno bob]

If the forums rockin, dont bother knockin...

[Mr Grimsdale]

hhahahaha

whatever can he mean?

[Matt White]

He means....

VOTE GRIMSDALE YOU FOOLS!!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Exactly exactly.

[Matt White]

HI DE HO!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

hi de hi

ho de ho

[Matt White]

We're the DAVE CLARK FIVE...minus three.....

[Mr Grimsdale]

and we've got our own genitals too!

[Golden AWe]

oh grimmy i'm not your daddy

not today thank you

oh yesss

[Matt White]

UHu UH huU HhUH hu UHhuUHhuHU uhhu

[Mr Grimsdale]

VOTE GRIMSDALE!

do this and i shall bring you a new level of service

slutulike.com

[Matt White]

QUICKLY!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

you know you want it!

[Matt White]

YES YES YES

[Mr Grimsdale]

with a hey diddle diddle
and a hey nah nah!

[Matt White]

He's shuckin' & jivin'!!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

girl you know it's true
ooh ooh oohooh

[Matt White]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[Mr Grimsdale]

there was a mouse!

where?

there, on the stair

where on the stair?

there on the stair!

[flappo]

OH FAAK HE STEEPED ON EET

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think he's pissed again!

[Matt White]

quite right you are..............

[Mr Grimsdale]

charlie says...

[Matt White]

Honky Dory!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

hello viewers!

[Matt White]

Well played, well played....

[Matt White]

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[Dan]

Your beautiful.

[Dan]

Vote GRIMSDALE.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Exactly exactly.

[Matt White]

ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!!


Then...VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

guess what i'm doing with my hands

[Matt White]

Cats in the craddle???

[Mr Grimsdale]

you're getting warm

[Matt White]

"Ruba Dub Dub"?!?

[Matt White]

The Hokey Cokey?!?

[Mr Grimsdale]

the gay bar
gay bar!
gay bar!
WOW!

[Matt White]

Egads!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

stop it
or i'll start the splash splash splash thing again

[Matt White]

HA!!!












HE GOT ME!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

damn you
damn you and all your species!

[Golden AWe]

don't get me involved in your swordfights with penises

[Mr Grimsdale]

what a woofter!

[flappo]

now we're back , we need more anarchy

fuck iraq , fuck van hagar

fuck sammy cuntfuck

viva dave

etc !

[Mr Grimsdale]

this kicks off with a mass masturbation

everybody wank!

[Reverberator]

Mass wanking is a speciality .

Let's arrange it .

[Golden AWe]

I think Lesfunk had one arranged already, and there's a thread about it...

a circle jerk!

[Matt White]

"Off we go...into the Wild Blue 'Yonder...Flying High...into the Sky!!!"

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think i'm about to shit

[Mr Grimsdale]

...and i just have!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Did you shoot a pic of your poop? All editorial staffs are on the job... :p

[Matt White]

VOTE GRIMSDALE!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

iliketofuckbunnyrabbitsandlittlepuppies

[Matt White]

GRATE!!!

[Reverberator]

GERTCHA !

[Mr Grimsdale]

cooey mr shifter!

[Matt White]

YES YES and YES

[Mr Grimsdale]

such pervesitude!

[Matt White]

I'm undulating

[Mr Grimsdale]

is that safe?

[Matt White]

It's illegal in 12 states......................

[Mr Grimsdale]

my old man said follow the band...

[Matt White]

Band on the run?

I blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady well hope so!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

such unmitigated filth!
such perversitude!
the like of which we may never see again!

[Matt White]

Too true.....

And the world is a darker place because of it.....

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh wooden tit be larvely

[Matt White]

YES YES AND YES

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think he agrees!

join you fools, join!

[Matt White]

VOTE GRIMSDALE YOU BASTARDS!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

hello popsicles!

[Matt White]

There's a monster in my pants...and he makes me want to dance..........................

[Mr Grimsdale]

it's
it's
it's mr pubic!

[Matt White]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[Mr Grimsdale]

quick, nurse

the spoons!

[Matt White]

"Give him a sedagive!!!"

[Mr Grimsdale]

is he being rude?

[Matt White]

VOTE GRIMSDALE.....IT'S THE ONLY WAY

[Mr Grimsdale]

he's not pulling your pickle either!

[Matt White]

No cucumbers were harmed in the making of this endorsement....


VOTE GRIMSDALE YOU BASTURDS!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm certainly pulling my pickle

you can be sure of that

[Matt White]

You old Devil you!


MAKE WITH THE VOTES PEOPLE!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

three little words

FUCK OFF PARKY!

[Matt White]

Sie werden alle Stimme für Herrn Grimsdale..., oder alle Sie leiden an meinen Händen. Und ich habe große grosse Hände. Ich zerquetsche Sie allen wie die Flöhe, daß Sie sind.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Ich bin ein große Attraktion!
Kleine Ursachen, große Wirkungen.

[Matt White]

HERR Grimsdale ist das Oberste

[Mr Grimsdale]

JAWOHL!

[Matt White]

Wieviele Male muß ich erklären ihnen? Die DUMMKÖPFE! Stimme für Herrn GRIMSDALE, Sie BASTARD! Sie SCHWEINE! SIE ENDLOSSCHRAUBEN!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Exactly exactly.

[Matt White]

Wir gehen zum Zoo!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!

[Matt White]

(In best Mr. G voice)
Exactly, exactly

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Matt White
Wir gehen zum Zoo!!!

Verpassen Sie nicht das rosa Kaninchen !!

[Mr Grimsdale]

jolly good!

[Matt White]

Das Kaninchen trat die Wanne! Das Kaninchen trat die Wanne! Die Wanne trat das Kaninchen!!!

[Wawazat]

It´s the main attraction

Children love it

[Wawazat]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/unert/elektr.jpg

[Matt White]

Now we're cookin'...................

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm prevented from wanking by these handcuffs

fortunately i can still type with my knob

[Matt White]

Ambidexterous....you rascal

[Mr Grimsdale]

Exactly exactly.

[Matt White]

Your talents are astounding

[Mr Grimsdale]

language timothy!

[Matt White]

Aufrichtig benötigen wir einen Tag der nationalen Versklavung zu Dump Meisters!!!HAIL HERRN GRIMSDALE!!!

[Wawazat]

Finally, celebration day for oppressed masses

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think i'm about to have a celebratory shit

[Matt White]

WIR WILLE OPPRESSE DIE LANDARBEITER! SUCHEN SIE IHRE FRAUEN TASTEND U. VERSKLAVEN SIE IHRE KINDER! ALLE IM NAMEN HERRN GRIMSDALE!!!

[Wawazat]

Wer nicht mitmacht, paff zack Feierabend !

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is really quite wonderful

i cannot believe my luck!

[Matt White]

Clean living will do that for ya........


Ngk NGk NGk

[bueno bob]

Quite smashing!

[Wawazat]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/unert/suller_panzer.jpg

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh yes!

[Wawazat]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/hwgkkain/flapp.gif

[Mr Grimsdale]

i can't believe it

[Cato]

rename this thread "Mr Grimsdale Fan Club", chinkasu.

[Matt White]

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[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Cato
rename this thread "Mr Grimsdale Fan Club", chinkasu.

with like 3, maybe 4 members

...and one of them is me!

[Matt White]

HOORAY GRIMSDALE!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

let's do that special dance!

altogether now

a one!
a two!
a one two three four!

[Matt White]

"She was just Seventeen....
If you KNow
What I mean....................."

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
The man likes Manilow. Is there need to say more? I say WEBMASTER MR. GRIMSDALE NOW!

Cheers! :bottle:


Well, that changes everything!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i would like to thank you all as much as if you had just cut of my feet!

[Matt White]

HA!!!

THey got 'em!!!

FEUER HERAUF DIE SPÄNE!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think it's time i had a wank

[Golden AWe]

http://www.martinibuster.net/uploaded_images/ian-702199.jpg

[Matt White]

HA!!!

Three Cheers and a Tiger for me!!!"





MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[Mr Grimsdale]

what exactly are you both trying to say?

[Golden AWe]

you're a mod again!

[Mr Grimsdale]

except i'm not

i can't change anything
i can't enter the mod room

it's all a bit odd

it is really!

[Figs]

It's a disgrace is what it is!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Exactly exactly.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
except i'm not

i can't change anything
i can't enter the mod room

it's all a bit odd

it is really!

They have to send you the secret de-coder ring in the mail first....

Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery

[POJO_Risin]

I added Mr. Grimsdale...not Mr Grimsdale

indeed...

to much masterbation leads to mind-numbing blindness...

and a crack addiction...

the bonus is I can still double plow and snort at the same time...


In the minute I took to stop...I fixed the issue...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo White...my bad on that...

I sent the decoder ring in the anal canal of the whore I bought for you...

I figured you'd find it right off...;)

[Mr Grimsdale]

hurrah!

and so the adventure begins!

[Cato]

strange.
I know you are a disobedient man, but you accepted his request.
and he made you a mod again.
Hummm....you two made a secret deal?

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm carrying his baby

[POJO_Risin]

and I purchased his pregnant gnome...

[POJO_Risin]

...brothers...you know...

[Mr Grimsdale]

cato's just jealous

in a rare moment of good nature allow me to say you are all super stars

now FUCK OFF!

[Mr Grimsdale]

:)

[Cato]

take a "fuck you, I'm out of control! my boss is myself!!" attude if you have an ounce of identity, like I'm doing.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Cato
strange.
I know you are a disobedient man, but you accepted his request.
and he made you a mod again.
Hummm....you two made a secret deal?

cato forced me to change my sig

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Cato
take a "fuck you, I'm out of control! my boss is myself!!" attude if you have an ounce of identity, like I'm doing.

i'm too busy wanking for all that nonsense