LoungeMachine
02-02-2006, 12:29 AM
The Ballad Of Ryan Monohan
Sitting in this mailroom typing like a damn fool
Got the twelve o’clock blue balls
And I’ve given up hope on the soap on a rope
And the mensroom stalls
Is it any wonder I’m not a webmaster is it any wonder I've any hair at alll
Well I’m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin’ but I’ve no place to go and my bike's got a flat
Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?
Is it any wonder I’ve got
Too much cock on my hands, it’s sticking away with my sanity
I’ve got too much cock on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
I’ve got too much cock on my hands and it’s sticking away from me
Too much cock on my hands, too much cock on my hands
Too much cock on my hands
Well, I’m a Hitchworld genius - without a real penis
Without even trying
I have one or two friends and the cock never ends
That is, as long as someone's buying
Is it any wonder I’m not the president
(he’s not the president)
Is it any wonder I’m hungry for the cock?
Is it any wonder I’ve got
Too much cum on my chin it’s licking away at my sanity
I’ve got too much cum on my chin, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
I’ve got too much cum on my chin and it’s licking time for me
Too much cum on my chin, too much cum on my chin
Too much cum on my chin
Sitting in this mailroom typing like a damn fool
Got the twelve o’clock blue balls
And I’ve given up hope on the soap on a rope
And the mensroom stalls
Is it any wonder I’m not a webmaster is it any wonder I've any hair at alll
Well I’m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin’ but I’ve no place to go and my bike's got a flat
Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?
Is it any wonder I’ve got
Too much cock on my hands, it’s sticking away with my sanity
I’ve got too much cock on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
I’ve got too much cock on my hands and it’s sticking away from me
Too much cock on my hands, too much cock on my hands
Too much cock on my hands
Well, I’m a Hitchworld genius - without a real penis
Without even trying
I have one or two friends and the cock never ends
That is, as long as someone's buying
Is it any wonder I’m not the president
(he’s not the president)
Is it any wonder I’m hungry for the cock?
Is it any wonder I’ve got
Too much cum on my chin it’s licking away at my sanity
I’ve got too much cum on my chin, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
I’ve got too much cum on my chin and it’s licking time for me
Too much cum on my chin, too much cum on my chin
Too much cum on my chin