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HELLVIS666
02-02-2006, 11:32 PM
STEEL CITY RHAPSODY


This is the real life
This is no fantasy
Caught from the blind side
There's no escape from the steel city

Open your eyes
Look up to your TV screen
Big Ben's a young boy, he's only 23
Detroit's a place known as home
to a man named Jerome
Everybody knows the Seahawks really blow
You'll see
you'll see

Big Ben just threw a pass
Heath Miller's all alone
Caught the ball in the end zone
Big Ben's run has just begun
Now seattle's all that's standing in his way

PO LA...MOLU...
doesn't mean to make them cry
but he's such a hairy, scarey little beast
When they run with the ball
he leaves them beat and battered

Seahawks... your time has come
Shaun Alexander's fast
But Troy will put him on his ass
Seahawks...your dream has just begun
But now the STEELERS are coming to take it all away

PO LA...MOLU...
They don't want to die
But he makes them wish they'd never been born at all
When they run with the ball
he leaves them beat and battered

I see a little spittle on Bill Cower's chin
Hasselbeck's on his back, he no longer has the ball though
Joey Porter's got it and he could go all the way
Oh no KIMO! Oh no KIMO!
Oh no KIMO! Oh no KIMO!
Oh no KIMO's going low...breaking bones...
I'm just a lineman. Nobody loves me.
He's just a lineman from cincinnati
Steer clear of him or he'll take out your knee

Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
Alexander, we will not let you go.
Let him go!
Bobby Ingram, we will not let you go.
Let him go!
Jurevicius, we will not let you go.
Let him go!
Will not let you go...let me go
Will not let you go...let me go
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Mama mia Mama mia Mama mia let me go!
Antwaan Randle El is a devil up Bill Cower's sleeve
You'll see. You'll see.......

So you think you can stop Ward
I dare you to try
And Fast Willie's gone
in the blink of an eye
Lofa Tatupu wants to be Polamolu
Get the hell out.
Get the hell out.
Just get the hell out you queer.

The Steelers are much better
Anyone can see.
Unless you are a straight guy
who likes to look through queer eyes on TV.....

Anyway Seahawks blow........


(written by Hellvis 2-02-06)

HELLVIS666
02-03-2006, 06:23 PM
If the Patriots are called the Pats, the Buccaneers are the Bucs, and the Jaguars are called the Jags, then why aren't the Titans called the TITS?

Va Beach VH Fan
02-03-2006, 06:51 PM
Hey bro, copy/paste this in the SB thread...

This version doesn't let me merge the threads, thanks....

Closing this one...