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LoungeMachine
02-03-2006, 06:40 AM
Fri, February 3, 2006

They're dead wingers for drunks
By AP


VIENNA -- Experts who conducted tests on 40 songbirds found dead in Vienna say they didn't die of bird flu as initially feared, but slammed into windows after becoming intoxicated from eating fermented berries.


The birds, whose remains were carefully examined to ensure they were not victims of avian influenza, had livers so diseased "they looked like they were chronic alcoholics," Sonja Wehsely, a spokeswoman for Vienna's veterinary authority, said yesterday. All died of broken necks after slamming into window panes, apparently after eating berries that had started to rot, turning the juice inside to alcohol.

:D

bueno bob
02-03-2006, 06:42 AM
There's a good joke in there somewhere, I know it...

Hang on...

bueno bob
02-03-2006, 06:46 AM
OK - how many birds does it take to...

...nah, never mind...

mako_kimura
02-15-2006, 11:46 PM
I heard a similar story like that in Vermont. A couple of moose(meese!)got drunk after eating fermented apples and wandered drunkenly into a restaraunt. It took the SWAT team to get them out

Nitro Express
02-16-2006, 01:39 AM
Them birds hung around Eddie Van Halen too long

BITEYOASS
02-16-2006, 08:28 AM
Fuckin Deiter forgot to close the damn window to the schnapps factory last night.

Nitro Express
02-16-2006, 12:09 PM
Them birds spent too much time around Aeroflot piolets.