Birds don't have Flu...they're drunk

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Birds don't have Flu...they're drunk

    Fri, February 3, 2006

    They're dead wingers for drunks
    By AP


    VIENNA -- Experts who conducted tests on 40 songbirds found dead in Vienna say they didn't die of bird flu as initially feared, but slammed into windows after becoming intoxicated from eating fermented berries.


    The birds, whose remains were carefully examined to ensure they were not victims of avian influenza, had livers so diseased "they looked like they were chronic alcoholics," Sonja Wehsely, a spokeswoman for Vienna's veterinary authority, said yesterday. All died of broken necks after slamming into window panes, apparently after eating berries that had started to rot, turning the juice inside to alcohol.

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22942

    #2
    There's a good joke in there somewhere, I know it...

    Hang on...
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22942

      #3
      OK - how many birds does it take to...

      ...nah, never mind...
      Twistin' by the pool.

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      • mako_kimura
        Sniper
        • Jul 2005
        • 826

        #4
        I heard a similar story like that in Vermont. A couple of moose(meese!)got drunk after eating fermented apples and wandered drunkenly into a restaraunt. It took the SWAT team to get them out
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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32797

          #5
          Them birds hung around Eddie Van Halen too long
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • BITEYOASS
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6530

            #6
            Fuckin Deiter forgot to close the damn window to the schnapps factory last night.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32797

              #7
              Them birds spent too much time around Aeroflot piolets.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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