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Matt White
02-04-2006, 11:49 AM
AUSTIN, Texas (Feb. 3) - Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have split, the couple announced in a joint statement on Friday.

The seven-time Tour de France champion and the rock star announced their engagement in September. It would have been her first marriage and his second. He has three children from a previous marriage.

"After much thought and consideration we have made a very tough decision to split up. We both have a deep love and respect for each other and we ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very difficult time," the statement said.

Armstrong, 34, recovered from testicular cancer that had spread to his lungs and brain to become the dominant athlete in one of the world's most grueling sporting events.

His seven consecutive Tour de France titles from 1999 to 2005 are a race record. He retired after winning his last race with Crow rooting him on.

Armstrong and the 43-year-old Crow met in October 2003 and began dating shortly after.

Crow called Armstrong the inspiration for her last album, "Wildflower," which was released in September.

Crow talked about being part of a celebrity couple in an interview with The Associated Press in November, saying she wasn't crazy about all the attention that goes with it.

She said celebrity magazines are more interested in seeing a couple break up than reporting on them being happy together.

"When we were rumored to have split, and when our publicists called these magazines to say we haven't split, the magazines were all so disappointed because that's really what's selling, rooting for a couple and then they split," she said. "That's what sells the magazines.

"Why can't we just report things the way they are or see things for the good in them? ... It's an insidious energy."

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?!?


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POJO_Risin
02-04-2006, 11:59 AM
I'm not surprised at all...

my wonder here is...does this mean Lance is going to race one more year...

she may have gotten pissed....

Matt White
02-04-2006, 12:04 PM
He needs to keep on going...until he's beaten...pass the torch...

And that old bag of bones Crow...She's been passed around like a Joint at a Phish Show.......

POJO_Risin
02-04-2006, 12:07 PM
Actually...she's been passed around by Phish as well...

yeah...she'll be old and fucking wrinkled in a couple months...

he needs to be bangin' some young hot chick...

twonabomber
02-04-2006, 12:13 PM
maybe she just got tired of feelin' only one nut slappin' her ass?

Matt White
02-04-2006, 12:15 PM
Yup...He needs to do like Jeff Garcia...

Saw that loser on local coverage of the SuperBowl activities....

Garcia and the BUNNY...best move he's EVER made!

POJO_Risin
02-04-2006, 12:24 PM
I thought they took out both nuts...

Matt White
02-04-2006, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I thought they took out both nuts...

HA!

Then he's GOLDEN.....He should be tappin' ASS from here to THAILAND!!!

HELLVIS666
02-04-2006, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I thought they took out both nuts...

A friend of mine lost a testicle. He's single and was worried that it would be a turn-off to the ladies, so he got an implant. They also make them for pets. I swear to God. I couldn't possibly make this shit up. They call them neuticles.

POJO_Risin
02-04-2006, 12:44 PM
neuticles...

if you DID make that up...that is fucking hilarious...

if you didn't...

that's still fucking hilarious...

neuticles...

shit...what's to stop us from getting a neutical if we already had 2 balls...

other than the cutting...lmfao...

"What's up...I have 4 balls...HOW YOU DOIN..."

Fairwrning
02-04-2006, 01:32 PM
I saw a magazine cover with Crow on it and she was in GREAT shape..hell, it was a fitness magazine i think...

Fairwrning
02-04-2006, 01:32 PM
personally..I think she just prefers women

POJO_Risin
02-04-2006, 01:43 PM
Yeah...great shape now...but that shit only lasts so long...

and fuck...

it's probably BECAUSE of Lance...

Matt White
02-04-2006, 01:54 PM
She looks like Skeletor......

Nickdfresh
02-04-2006, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I thought they took out both nuts...

Maybe they took one, and Crowe was trying to take his last nut...

Terry
02-05-2006, 10:16 AM
Just the fucking arrogance of both of them, thinking it was necessary to ANNOUNCE their relationship is done...

...It's like, is the world turning on how those two were doing together?

Fucking pathetic.

Didn't give a shit when CNN announced they were dating, give less of a shit now that it is done.

DrMaddVibe
02-05-2006, 02:34 PM
Maybe they'll introduce a new rubber band braclet!

Ozzy Fudd
02-05-2006, 10:19 PM
Great now she will return my calls

fryingdutchman
02-10-2006, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
neuticles...

if you DID make that up...that is fucking hilarious...

if you didn't...

that's still fucking hilarious...

neuticles...

shit...what's to stop us from getting a neutical if we already had 2 balls...

other than the cutting...lmfao...

"What's up...I have 4 balls...HOW YOU DOIN..."

'Tis true...

Peep 'dis!

www.neuticles.com

Matt White
02-10-2006, 10:44 AM
HA!


Always a way to make a buck!