I'm feeling horny. Maybe I should join Islam and blow up people I hate and get laid

[Nitro Express]

Man. 72 virgins and paradise sounds pretty damn good. If I blow myself up, then I don't have to live all those stupid Islamic rules either. Go to the strip club. Get drunk. Boom! All is forgiven my son, welcome to Allah's paradise and no condoms needed nor will your dick get sore.

[FORD]

I think we have enough Muslim bashing threads. We don't need another one.