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LoungeMachine
02-13-2006, 05:57 PM
Friday, February 10, 2006 · Last updated 8:31 p.m. PT

Woman acquitted of injuring boyfriend's testicle

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

SPOKANE, Wash. -- A jury has acquitted a woman of twisting her 73-year-old boyfriend's testicle so hard it had to be removed. He testified he still loved her and was able to walk off the pain.

The Spokane County Superior Court jury acquitted Jane "Doobie" Pemberton on Thursday of assault, harassment and attempted robbery charges in the Sept. 18 incident involving William Boomer in Boomer's home.

Boomer, a retired adult bookstore owner, testified during the trial this week that Pemberton assaulted him after he refused to give her $45.

Assistant Public Defender Matthew Harget argued that Pemberton, 52, twisted on the man's crotch only as a last resort to ward off a sexual assault by a drunken, Viagra-popping boyfriend.

"The grabbing of the groin was the only thing that would stop him," Harget said. "This is a man who claims he can barely walk, but he's healthy enough to have sex four or five times a night."

Harget asked Boomer how much the twisting, for what he testified was an estimated 35 to 40 minutes, must have hurt. "Actually, it was not anything that you can't walk off," Boomer replied.



Harget told The Associated Press on Friday that Pemberton squeezed Boomer's testicle for a couple of minutes, causing an injury, and that Boomer didn't undergo surgery to remove the testicle until two days later.

Deputy Spokane County Prosecutor Mark Lindsey told jurors Pemberton was the aggressor, even though Boomer said he still loves Pemberton and apologized to her for having to face trial.

"Mr. Harget argues to you that Viagra and alcohol somehow makes some guys feel like they're Superman. On his best day ... Mr. Boomer has never been Superman. And Viagra is not going to make him one."

It was the second time Pemberton was tried on the charges. Her first trial ended in a hung jury.

LoungeMachine
02-13-2006, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine


. Her first trial ended in a hung jury.

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh :D

Diamondjimi
02-13-2006, 06:23 PM
LMMFAO !!!!!!!1

Best story this week !

Nice find , thanks Lounge .

Jesterstar
02-13-2006, 08:04 PM
I love how lounge is searching for stories about men's testicals.

And you guys call me the fag.

Unchainme
02-13-2006, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I love how lounge is searching for stories about men's testicals.

And you guys call me the fag.

I love how your obsessed with Lounge, I think he's right you're a fag.

Jesterstar
02-13-2006, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
I love how your obsessed with Lounge, I think he's right you're a fag.

I'm actually obsessed with liars. Starting with the farce that is the illusion that we exist in.

But exsposing losers like Lounge. That's a good start to me.

It's game over for your Hero boy. Don't worry. I'll let you worship me. There's plenty of room at the inn.

Unchainme
02-13-2006, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm actually obsessed with liars. Starting with the farce that is the illusion that we exist in.

But exsposing losers like Lounge. That's a good start to me.

It's game over for your Hero boy. Don't worry. I'll let you worship me. There's plenty of room at the inn.

Who would want to worship you? You're a cocksucking loser who I wouldn't be suprised reading in the paper one day to learn you commited suicide. I don't worship Lounge, To be honest I only have like 2 of his Cd's. I only worship one thing in my life and that is God, (And No I am Not a Psycho like Katydid.)

LoungeMachine
02-13-2006, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm actually obsessed with liars. Starting with the farce that is the illusion that we exist in.

.


You should be obsessed with liars. You are one.

You are also the one begging for a COCK thread in here, remember Ryan?


Remember how you told everyone in here you knew who I was, that I was only a one hit wonder, and that you had an interview of mine to post? remember?

Or was that a Lie?

LMMFAO:D

Unchainme
02-13-2006, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Remember how you told everyone in here you knew who I was, that I was only a one hit wonder, and that you had an interview of mine to post? remember?

Or was that a Lie?

LMMFAO:D


Yes Ryan where is said Interview that you have PM it to me or something. Oh, Thats right You still think he's Kip Winger Right? :)

LoungeMachine
02-13-2006, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I love how lounge is searching for stories about men's testicals.

And you guys call me the fag.

You are a fag.

Anyone who has ever read your posts knows that, Ryan.

I came across the article in a newspaper. You know, those things with the ink that your dad reads while you mow his lawn on Sundays.

Now, should we talk about your thread at Itchy World that you started about staring at some guy's cock in a men's room ?

Bwahahaha:D

Poor Ryan

Bob_R
02-13-2006, 09:18 PM
Reading the title to this thread quickly I thought it read:

Teri Hatcher Acquitted

:D

I didn't know she was even in trouble. :confused:

Jimmy Jingles
02-14-2006, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm actually obsessed with hairy ballsacks...starting with Lounge's. There is an illusion that I am straight. It's wrong. I am very much GHEY

I eat feces. I admit it.

Don't worry. I'll still let you massage my anus. There's plenty of room in there.


Nice.