what's the fastest you've driven on the road?

[Mr Grimsdale]

143mph at 2:00 on a Sunday morning

scared the b'jaysus out of myself doing it

now for the important bit

what's the fastest you've driven on a public road with your cock out?

[BITEYOASS]

Fuck, bet you can't beat Jim Morrison under the influence. :D

[bueno bob]

My cousin has/had a hemi cuda...I redlined it out in the middle of the Nevada desert on a 200+ mile straightaway at about 3:00 in the afternoon a few years back...probably did close to the same.

[Terry]

Was driven at 145MPH in a Mustang 5.0 in the late 1980s, for a stretch of about 20 miles down RT 95 from Providence to Warwick.

Fastest I've ever driven, being behind the wheel, is about 100MPH.

[Terry]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Fuck, bet you can't beat Jim Morrison under the influence. :D


Question: Do you have HWY?

If so, where can I get a copy?

[BITEYOASS]

uh-huh

[twonabomber]

120 or so.

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Terry
Question: Do you have HWY?

If so, where can I get a copy?

I'm trying to download it right now. But I have to download Azures, since it is a Torrent file.

[Coyote]

Roughly 115 MPH in a 40 zone, in a friends '03 Audi A3 Le Mans. And with "Light Up The Sky" blarin' on the stereo.

[blonddgirl777]

I sat in a "Indy" Formula car, got the feel of it but didn't get to drive it...
I can only imagine!

My first car was my Dad's old 1976 Plymouth "Grand Fury"...
I don't quite remember the speed but I drove those 8 cylinders to excess... on our freeways.
I miss that gas gobler!

[what waz zat]

I drove a 2002 Corvette about 125 on a hwy. The coolest thing about it was the way the Vette is designed, at higher speeds the wind pushes down on the front end in order to keep the front tires pressed to the ground and allow for improved handling. So the faster I was going, I could feel the front end being pushed down. Just an awesome feeling

[bastardog]

150 or so (the speedo just marks to 120) in my modified G-body oldsmobile racing with a Susuki Hayabusa.
By the way I beat him in the long range.......he told me we were at more than 150

...and 140 on my Honda Civic Si

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bastardog
...and 140 on my Honda Civic Si

Do you wear your baseball cap, backwards? :D

[Nitro Express]

I had a Porsche that was rated to 180MPH. 100 MPH no problem on most roads but around 150 MPH you would really feel the ruts in the road. I got it up to 153 MPH on a good streach of road in Nevada before I backed it down. The car felt fine but the road felt unstable if you know what I mean.

[jslav06]

I get my liscence in June...

I'll make sure I tell you how fast I could drive the instructor. :D

[sagebrush]

Damn you guys have balls ! 114 mph in my 1969 charger rt and the curves come up quick . I cant do that now it wold cost 20 bucks just to get it up to 80 mph 440 2 holly 4bl carbs i can pass everything but the gas station .

[Nitro Express]

Speed is all relative. I inherited my dad's Model A Ford. The car is almost all original and dates to 1930. Anyways, I found an original Zenith Carburator on Ebay and restored it and wanted to find out how the car ran at cruising speed. Redline on an original Model A is 50 MPH and I was running it down a two lane curvy road at 40 MPH. With the loose steering, tall narrow wheels, and suspension it felt like a was going 100 MPH in a modern car or worse. I mean I was white knuckled and concentrating like a motherfucker. In fact, driving that old Ford at 40 what almost as scary as driving a Porsche at 140. No shit!

[Wawazat]

Thx to non existing speed limits on some german freeways

170 mph in a jaguar 12 cylinder, 5 years ago.

Great car, even at that speed it was a smooth save feeling.

The fuel - clock does a good ventilator job.

[BITEYOASS]

Man I wish I had me a Pontiac Firebird or a Chevy Camarroa right now. :(

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Terry
Question: Do you have HWY?

If so, where can I get a copy?


Well since I don't have a DVD-ROM, it'll be a little complicated. Here is how I did it:

1. go to this website link: http://azureus.sourceforge.net/download.php

2. Download the JAVA JRE first.

3. Download the Latest Azureus release.

4. when your finished installing that, then click on the "Download Torrent" icon for the HWY download and then save it.

5. When you open it, there will be 2 screens for Azureus. On the open torrents screen make sure you put where you want you Location of Saved Data to be, then click OK.

6. It should take about 6-8 hours to download, so don't shut off your computer.

[BITEYOASS]

oh shit, here is the link for No. 4: http://ts.searching.com/torrent/338773/HWY_mpeg_jim_morrison_film

[scamper]

Crashed in a Vette at 140, no I wasn't driving and nobody died.

[bastardog]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Do you wear your baseball cap, backwards? :D
I never wear baseball caps......unless been playing baseball and I haven't play for years now :(

[bastardog]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Man I wish I had me a Pontiac Firebird or a Chevy Camarroa right now. :(

I beat the shit out of both of them on my 3600 pounds cow (oldsmobile) :cool:

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by bastardog
I beat the shit out of both of them on my 3600 pounds cow (oldsmobile) :cool:

really, what engine do you have in that Oldsmobile? On a side note, I live about a holf an hour away from the factory when I was living in my hometown. Now they are building cadillacs at the factory.

[bastardog]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
really, what engine do you have in that Oldsmobile? On a side note, I live about a holf an hour away from the factory when I was living in my hometown. Now they are building cadillacs at the factory.
I put on it "the legend" a 350 chevy engine (from a '72 pickup) bored to .40 with flat top pistons. ported orig head with triple angled stainless steal 2.02 and 1.60 valves. An Edelbrock Performance RPM Air Gap intake with a 1" spacer. to top it a Race Demon 820 cfm mech. secundaries. Flowtech Afterburner ceramic coated headers. The cam is a CompCams Magnum hidraulic 286 (non-roller) with .486 in/out lift topped with Trickflow 1.6 roller rockets. it has an MSD 6AL ignition box, MSD sparkplug cables and NGK UR4 sparks.
The tranny is a 700r4 rebuilded (last year) with all servos avail and race clutches, 10 vanes pump, etc.
and at the rear is a posi 3.73 gear.
It has AC and runs very well and a rocket when pushed..........but it use a lot of gasoline.....I estimate like 10 miles per gallon

sets see if I can post a photo of it when I get my dig. camera back

[thome]

The speedo on my bike stops at 135 at about 5:00 o'clock on a clock face and took it about to 6:00 o'clock so id say 150 mph or there abouts.
88 Yamaha 4cyl, 600 street bike no cafe' racer styles, for this kid.

creepy spookie when it starts defying gravity and lifting off the ground
excuse me while i go throw up..

i've probably only been 125 in a car and i wasn't driving.

I had a drunken friend who used to fall asleep(pass out) and floor it.
that's not fun trying to steer a car from the passenger seat
and pull his foot off the accelerator

I still hate that fukker.
I told him next time (years ago) that i'm gonna slam the fukker in park if he does it again.Or I'm driving.
Yep still hate that fukker jaggoff!
So watch out kiddies speed kills.

[SGV]

As a passenger, I went about 120-125. It was in a brand new 1990 300ZX Twin Turbo. Great car. My bro still has it. Only 27K miles on it.

As a driver, about 100-105. That was on a totally open 4 lane highway...just to see what the car could do.

Not really much for excessive speed, in a non-controlled environment. I just don't feel like risking it. The roads are too crowded in Jersey.

sv

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I had a Porsche that was rated to 180MPH. 100 MPH no problem on most roads but around 150 MPH you would really feel the ruts in the road. I got it up to 153 MPH on a good streach of road in Nevada before I backed it down. The car felt fine but the road felt unstable if you know what I mean.

that was pretty much the problem with my alfa, the road surface was so bad my vision was beginning to blur!

[Don Corleone]

I've done... some mph on the road, but the fasted I've been with my cock out is 110 mph while getting a blow job.

[thome]

O'h it's with the cock out. I let the woman do the driving while were parked, lightspeed Baby!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
I've done... some mph on the road, but the fasted I've been with my cock out is 110 mph while getting a blow job.

oh yeah, what is it that you drive again?

kia picanto or something

heheheheh

[franksters]

210 km/h as a passenger on a motorcycle...

straight line for about 1 km, I got really scared!

the bike was a yamaha fj 1100 or 1400 can't remember.

1 time, that's it for me!

[Mr Grimsdale]

yeah, on a bike it would be much, much, much scarier

a guy i worked with once offered to take me out for a spin on his 900cc kawasaki ninja

i sat astride the bike in the car park and he let me rev the engine, when i saw the needle red-line at 14000+ i decided i'd rather give it a miss

[franksters]

here is the bike.

[franksters]

you did the right thing!

[Reverberator]

160 mph on me YZF 750 on the A449 Blackpole , Worcester , Engerland .

Funny story , later that day I was in Gloucester , in a pub with a couple of mates , and me being a piss head I had five pints of Stella , and I live 50 miles away .

I leave el pube and proceeded to thrash t' bike over the brow of a hill near Cheltenham at about 120 mph , guess what sort of a cunt was on the other side ?

He pulled me over and said " how fast were you going over there? , "70 " I said , he said " but it's a 50" I said "I'm not from round here" , he said " okay , be on your way but change your number plate , it's too small "

CUNT .

[RuzDNailz]

Heh heh heh! 180Km/H on a fuckin' rental! The Grand Prix GT was
a rocket ship that night! Some chick's hands down my pants working
my stick gear while I tromp on the gas! The one thing that did beat
me in a race was a Honda CBR bike and a Toyota Supra.

[rustoffa]

Automobile: 130 or so in a 1985 911 Targa....maybe faster, for about 20 miles on I-95 headed for Jaxsonville. Circa 1986.

Motocycle: I quit @ around 170 on an '02 Hayabusa a few years back on the Fourth Of July. No gloves, no leathers', no brain. I respect race bikes..the last one I owned was a '93 GSXR 750. The Hayabusa isn't a race bike, and I lost respect for myself on it!

[BITEYOASS]

Wish I was in the desert right now, and not that shithole called the middle east.

[RuzDNailz]

Motorcycles are an interesting story for me. I once crossed the border
JUST to attend a H-D convention. I saw BMW bikes and some sweetass
asian racebikes. A good friend of mine had a Kawasaki Ninja that was
a beast. Too bad he smashed it up because he LOVED that bike.
The only one I've ever been on was a Honda Shadow. Those bikes last for many years. People have always sworn by Honda because they
rarely have any problems....or not that I've heard of.

[BITEYOASS]

To quote my favorite line in the movie HWY "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Matt White]

Fastest I've been a passenger...probably 115mph....

Driving myself...aboot 100-105mph...


motorcycle?

HA HA HAH AH AHH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA...fast

[Dan]

160km/H in a Mazda Lantis V6 2Litre.Great ride on the motorway.

[DavidLeeNatra]

160 mph...no big thing...I always drive as fast as the car gets...german autobahn, I saaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy...

[flappo]

i can't drive 55 !

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by scamper
Crashed in a Vette at 140, no I wasn't driving and nobody died.

Flipped my mini truck end over end at about 60! I guess that's the speed I slowed down to aftersliding sideways for about 50 yards at about 90! Damn deer in the road! No body hurt but the back window was never found! Once I was riding in my friends LeMans at about 100 and he lost it ... we did about four three sixties through peoples yards and the car digging in and as it hit's someones driveway cement sideways it rolls the car onto it's side then it falls back to it's wheels! Russ goes ... what do we do now?" Dt says ... Haul ass!" we drive away on four flats to my neighbors junkyard! All safe after nearly being Oak tree pizza! Russ punches out the window and severes his wrist to the bone so we dump him in the back of my truck and get to the hosptal where he is out cold and dragged in!
My old 71 Torino went up to 120 and it would pass that easy enough!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Reverberator
He pulled me over and said " how fast were you going over there? , "70 " I said , he said " but it's a 50" I said "I'm not from round here" , he said " okay , be on your way but change your number plate , it's too small "

you jammy sod

[flappo]

he was probably pointing at his dick

:D

[bastardog]

Originally posted by flappo
i can't drive 55 !
Sounds like a fag son

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by flappo
he was probably pointing at his dick

:D

Yeah , if it had been bigger I wouldn't have had to change my number plate .

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
you did the right thing!

For sure!

- At age 16, a friend had an accident and is paraplegic ever since.
- My sister lost a boyfriend at age 18... he was driving a Harley and died.
- A very good friend of mine (from Oakland) died in a motorcycle accident... he was 27.
- Recently, our neighbor was going to work on a monday morning (driving safely his Japanese motorcyle) and never came back home to his wife and daughter...

You have almost "no chance" of survival on a motorcycle!

My brother in law decided to quit riding, when he got a child and felt responsible and that he couldn't gamble with his life anymore...
Good choice...

When one of my girl friends went for her motorcycle driving permit, she said that they spent hours (prior to the actual driving class) talking about facts and statistics and vewing films of accidents, in order to make a point that; you will be endangered and vulnerable etc...

Speeding is thrilling but one has to know the risks (car AND moto...)

[bastardog]

I had a friend that back on 92 (less than one year after we graduated from High School) had an accident on a bike got on a fence and got decapitated by it. The head was in the yard of an old man and his body and bike was like 2 houses of distance.