Rental cars...the joys of em'!

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  • RuzDNailz
    Foot Soldier
    • Nov 2004
    • 655

    Rental cars...the joys of em'!

    Times when I park my car and feel like something new, I usually
    head to the local car rental place and grab something for the
    weekend. Rental cars also serve a purpose for beating the absolute
    shit out of them! When the snow hits, nothing beats finding an empty
    parking lot and yanking on the e-brake to do donuts or some crazy
    shit. We've made rental cars gain major air jumping railway ramps.
    Civic, Malibu, Grand Prix, Mazda6, Shitfire, and many others have
    fallen prey to our crazy antics. My car? I baby the heck out of it!
    Anybody else here have fun with rental cars?
  • BITEYOASS
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6530

    #2
    Haven't tried any, but the rental car demolition derby scene in "Jackass the Movie" was hilarious!

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    • RuzDNailz
      Foot Soldier
      • Nov 2004
      • 655

      #3
      That's the reason why it's always a good idea to purchase the full
      insurance coverage. I almost got zapped once when someone backed
      into my rental in a hit-and-run incident. The place decided to let it go
      because I was covered.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942

        #4
        I used to be a Rental Car Agent many moons ago. You wouldn't believe what people do to those cars. I had to take the pictures and file the paperwork for the insurance company.

        Yeah, anyone that doesn't buy the insurance is stupid and it was always fun telling someone they had just bought the car they fucking ruined and watch them go ballistic.

        Anyone who buys a used rental car is a tottal dumb shit.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • RuzDNailz
          Foot Soldier
          • Nov 2004
          • 655

          #5
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
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          Anyone who buys a used rental car is a tottal dumb shit.
          It's so true. When anybody I know goes and looks at a 2 year old car
          that LOOKS nice, I always ask them if it was a rental. Heck, one time
          a good buddy of mine was going to buy a Grand AM and when I
          found out that it was indeed a rental, I told him to stay the fuck away
          from it as possible. When I reminded him of the shit I do to those
          cars, he walked out of the dealership. Jeff Foxworthy joked about
          rental cars in one of the Redneck tours on PPV.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32942

            #6
            Yup, the cars were always washed and cleaned on return and sold to the auto auction when they hit 30,000 miles. Some rental companies like Hertz have their own used car dealerships but some used rental cars go to auto auctions so the used car at a regular dealer could be a rental car as well.

            My advice is buy a used car from someone you know.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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