View Full Version : BCE Booty Check!
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/03/03/international/03prex650.jpg
And no, that shit ain't photoshopped. Straight off of the front page of the NY Times.
Chimp's da Pimp! :D
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 03:14 PM
I think she's attractive...
Obviously, so does Junior. She doesn't do a thing for me though.
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 03:18 PM
Here's a shot that should get your blood boiling...;)
http://bokertov.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/condi_w_arik_at_ranch.jpg
:elvis:
Warham
03-03-2006, 03:18 PM
What a shitty photo.
Don't they have a REAL photographer on hand at the Times?
Nitro Express
03-03-2006, 03:19 PM
Thomas Jeffeson liked dark meat. I guess Bush likes to stir the hot chocolate as well.
Nitro Express
03-03-2006, 03:22 PM
I don't know, those East Indian dudes in the turbans look tense like they are trying to keep their buttcheeks closed. In truth, Bush likes them and they know it, they are tightening up their asses so nothing from W can slip in.
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Thomas Jeffeson liked dark meat. I guess Bush likes to stir the hot chocolate as well.
That's pretty much what Mike Malloy just said. Compared it to Tom Jefferson and Sally Hemming.
And Condi has referred to Chimpy as her "husband" a few times.
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 03:24 PM
Check this out...
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/CRoiltanker.jpg
:elvis:
This is why we need the puke smiley back on this board.
Warham
03-03-2006, 03:26 PM
That ship looks like it's built to last.
Shouldn't there be a '2008' next to the name though?
Originally posted by Nitro Express
I don't know, those East Indian dudes in the turbans look tense like they are trying to keep their buttcheeks closed. In truth, Bush likes them and they know it, they are tightening up their asses so nothing from W can slip in.
They're tense for other reasons entirely. They're armed and they're standing behind the most hated man on the planet. And I won't finish that sentence because I'm too busy to deal with the BCE Gestapo troops today, but it really doesn't need an explanation.
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 03:27 PM
http://theseoultimes.com/ST/db2/images/1586-20050310133506.jpg
Looks good to me...:)
Warham
03-03-2006, 03:28 PM
She's got an IQ higher than her weight. That's a good thing, eh?
Originally posted by ELVIS
Here's a shot that should get your blood boiling...;)
http://bokertov.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/condi_w_arik_at_ranch.jpg
:elvis:
Obviously, it got Sharon's blood boiling. It boiled over and exploded his brain.
Did they ever pull the plug on him, BTW? Or did they decide to "Schiavo" him until after the Israeli election?
Originally posted by Warham
She's got an IQ higher than her weight. That's a good thing, eh?
If her IQ is so high, why is she working for the BCE?
Warham
03-03-2006, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by FORD
If her IQ is so high, why is she working for the BCE?
FORD, I thought you said that the BCE was controlled by pure evil genius?
What is it? Are they smart or are they stupid?
One minute, nutty libs say Bush is a manipulative genius, the next he's a dumb cowboy. Which is it?
thome
03-03-2006, 03:40 PM
Condaleesa is a fine looking woman.
stand her next to Paris or any # of those we are so -Hott -dishbags,
hollyhell keeps feeding us and I'm Jungle fever Bab'y.
thome
03-03-2006, 03:44 PM
P.S. that photo is shopped all over the place they deff worked on GW's eyes and don't get me started on the color guard ..
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 03:48 PM
My Brown Sugar©...
http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/archive/hit9.jpg
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 03:48 PM
http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/archive/hit10.jpg
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 03:49 PM
http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/archive/hit2.jpg
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 03:51 PM
http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/archive/hit4.jpg
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 03:51 PM
http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/museum/hit/yoda.jpg
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 03:52 PM
http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/archive/hit1.jpg
Where are you finding this shit?
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Where are you finding this shit?
Does it matter?
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 03:58 PM
I love the Teddy Kennedy one...priceless!
Originally posted by Roy Munson
Does it matter?
Well, only in the sense that you just turned it into a cartoon thread.
Which means Brian will bitch if I leave it open.
And you'll bitch if I close it.
Nah, I'm leaving it open, because the original picture still stands as a unique thread.
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Well, only in the sense that you just turned it into a cartoon thread.
Which means Brian will bitch if I leave it open.
And you'll bitch if I close it.
Nah, I'm leaving it open, because the original picture still stands as a unique thread.
No. You're leaving it open because you started it and because my pictures are funny.
:D
thome
03-03-2006, 04:33 PM
Is it about the look Bush is giving, cause all i see is
It would be like bangin satans only daughter, devil bitch, of course
she would eat me after and i'm cool with that..
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Well, only in the sense that you just turned it into a cartoon thread.
Which means Brian will bitch if I leave it open.
And you'll bitch if I close it.
Nah, I'm leaving it open, because the original picture still stands as a unique thread.
Quit your crying...:rolleyes:
http://www.mckeephotography.com/halloween/Resources/crybaby.jpeg
:elvis:
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 04:38 PM
That's not really FORD, this is though...
http://www.crazyhorse-tattoo.com/crybaby.jpg
:D
ODShowtime
03-03-2006, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
I think she's attractive...
that tainted water up there is gettin to your brain
ODShowtime
03-03-2006, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Warham
One minute, nutty libs say Bush is a manipulative genius, the next he's a dumb cowboy. Which is it?
No one's ever said gw is a genius. Except maybe Harriet Myers.
blueturk
03-03-2006, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
I think she's attractive...
If you don't get that wool out of your eyes, you'll turn cross-eyed.
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 06:38 PM
You probably believe that...
Racist...
blueturk
03-03-2006, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
You probably believe that...
Racist...
:confused:
Warham
03-03-2006, 06:42 PM
Well, he IS a Panthers fan. :)
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 06:42 PM
~Ha!~
:D
blueturk
03-03-2006, 06:48 PM
Elvis " I'm not a racist, I just say ****** a lot" and Warham The Flip-Flop King teaming up...I guess now I'll just wait for 4moreyears to join in with some Britneyisms. :rolleyes:
So now you're a "racist" if you don't find Kindasleazy Rice attractive?
I reject that ridiculous fucking premise.
http://www.tyra-banks.e-znane.pl/zdjecia/tyra-banks.jpg
Now THERE is a slice of chocolate pie I would eat in a heartbeat :eatit:
blueturk
03-03-2006, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by FORD
So now you're a "racist" if you don't find Kindasleazy Rice attractive?
I reject that ridiculous fucking premise.
http://www.tyra-banks.e-znane.pl/zdjecia/tyra-banks.jpg
Now THERE is a slice of chocolate pie I would eat in a heartbeat :eatit:
I have to admit, Elvis blindsided me with that "logic".
jhale667
03-03-2006, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by FORD
So now you're a "racist" if you don't find Kindasleazy Rice attractive?
I reject that ridiculous fucking premise.
http://www.tyra-banks.e-znane.pl/zdjecia/tyra-banks.jpg
Now THERE is a slice of chocolate pie I would eat in a heartbeat :eatit:
Yeah, not buyin' that one either...I don't think Rice is hot in the slightest. Tyra....I'd go down on that for a week. :D
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 07:12 PM
Condi is the same age as David Lee Roth...
She looks just fine...
Originally posted by ELVIS
Condi is the same age as David Lee Roth...
She looks just fine...
So you find DLR attractive as well?
That explains it.
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 07:15 PM
No...
Warham
03-03-2006, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
Elvis " I'm not a racist, I just say ****** a lot" and Warham The Flip-Flop King teaming up...I guess now I'll just wait for 4moreyears to join in with some Britneyisms. :rolleyes:
I think you are confusing me with that guy you voted for in 2004.
blueturk
03-03-2006, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Condi is the same age as David Lee Roth...
She looks just fine...
What the hell is your point ??? WTF???
Warham
03-03-2006, 07:28 PM
Are you that dumb, blue?
Elvis thinks Condi is a nice piece of meat. How hard is it to understand that?
blueturk
03-03-2006, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Warham
I think you are confusing me with that guy you voted for in 2004.
As you well know, I'm referring to your "I can't defend Bush anymore/yes I can" phase...
blueturk
03-03-2006, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Are you that dumb, blue?
Elvis thinks Condi is a nice piece of meat. How hard is it to understand that?
And the DLR reference means...?
Warham
03-03-2006, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
As you well know, I'm referring to your "I can't defend Bush anymore/yes I can" phase...
Please pull quotes where I said I couldn't 'defend' him anymore.
Warham
03-03-2006, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
And the DLR reference means...?
She looks good for being 50+!
Duh!
:rolleyes:
blueturk
03-03-2006, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Please pull quotes where I said I couldn't 'defend' him anymore.
Be careful what you ask for.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=752962#post752962
posted: 11-06-2005 at 07:46 AM by Warham:
No, I'm not drinking anything besides Coke.
I've just had an epiphany after reading some online articles.
My days of defending Bush are behind me
blueturk
03-03-2006, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Warham
She looks good for being 50+!
Duh!
:rolleyes:
So Elvis couldn't have brought up say, Raquel Welch, or somebody else that's FEMALE? Okay....
So now we know the truth....
Elvis is sexually attracted to balding Jewish rock stars.
Got a thing for Neil Diamond too? :D
Warham
03-03-2006, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
So Elvis couldn't have brought up say, Raquel Welch, or somebody else that's FEMALE? Okay....
Raquel Welch??
Warham
03-03-2006, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
Be careful what you ask for.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=752962#post752962
posted: 11-06-2005 at 07:46 AM by Warham:
No, I'm not drinking anything besides Coke.
I've just had an epiphany after reading some online articles.
My days of defending Bush are behind me
Good find, but I don't consider that flip-flopping. Flip-flopping is when you do something repeatedly. Besides that ONE time, when else have I said I wasn't going to defend Bush anymore? I could just say that those BCE-injected chemicals in that Coke I was drinking that day caused a temporary case of internet insanity.
John Kerry perfected flip-flopping. I'm no John Kerry.
Roy Munson
03-03-2006, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by FORD
So now you're a "racist" if you don't find Kindasleazy Rice attractive?
I reject that ridiculous fucking premise.
http://www.tyra-banks.e-znane.pl/zdjecia/tyra-banks.jpg
Now THERE is a slice of chocolate pie I would eat in a heartbeat :eatit:
Well, that's an absurd comparison!!!
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
No, I'm not drinking anything besides Coke.
The coke goes up your nose, dumbass...
blueturk
03-03-2006, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
The coke goes up your nose, dumbass...
That was Warham's quote, dumb fuck. Stop drooling over pics of Dave and pay attention...
blueturk
03-03-2006, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Raquel Welch??
She looks better than Condi!
Originally posted by Roy Munson
Well, that's an absurd comparison!!!
Well, obviously there's a whole scale of African American women in between, many of whom I would no doubt find more attractive than Kindasleazy.
I just couldn't produce a picture of any of them as easily as I could Tyra Banks. Though Janet Jackson and Alicia Keys were also in consideration.
blueturk
03-03-2006, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Good find, but I don't consider that flip-flopping. Flip-flopping is when you do something repeatedly. Besides that ONE time, when else have I said I wasn't going to defend Bush anymore? I could just say that those BCE-injected chemicals in that Coke I was drinking that day caused a temporary case of internet insanity.
John Kerry perfected flip-flopping. I'm no John Kerry.
That's pretty fucking weak. You have to compare yourself to a guy you obviously don't like to justify your own flip-flopping. But it's not really flip-flopping because you only flip-flopped ONE time. Okay...
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." —George W. Bush, in a CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000
thome
03-03-2006, 10:23 PM
Some men are put off by the -Black Sweat- a professional
business woman like Condaleezza reveals in her character.
It's not always about the cup cake bodystyle ,Coni has alot
to be respected and she damn fine looking too.
I just don't see it. And not just because she's BCE either. I don't think I could even get it up for a grudge fuck with Condi.
thome
03-03-2006, 10:42 PM
That's cool I hate my, all, me, i ,me ,mine, comments I make, but this is kinda that
kinda deal .
I have never been put off by powerfull women and some dudes think
the numb candyass Paris types are the Sh!t.Null and Void don't talk back is all they want. Condi turns me on that she has achieved a goal,
that's impressive .
So I want to boost her from a 6 or so to a 8 /so there now the truth
comes out she still must pass the pole test 1 thru 10.lol
It's all good
If we all liked the same Thing ,no-one would be gettin any..lol
jhale667
03-03-2006, 10:46 PM
I'm right there with ya on that, FORD...she is the opposite of sexy. Black, blue, green, whatever...to me she is BONER-KILL personified. And before you go there, Thome, it ain't about her intelligence or position, or authority...she seems asexual if anything...
If some of you guys think she's hot that goes a long way to prove the 'different strokes for different folks' adage...guess there really is somebody for everybody....
thome
03-03-2006, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by jhale667
I'm right there with ya on that, FORD...she is the opposite of sexy. Black, blue, green, whatever...to me she is BONER-KILL personified. And before you go there, Thome, it ain't about her intelligence or position, or authority...she seems asexual if anything...
If some of you guys think she's hot that goes a long way to prove the 'different strokes for different folks' adage...guess there really is somebody for everybody....
I see the a-sexual or fridgid put you or me off thing too Big Time, but my
thought is can I warm up this icy woman and see if there is the
fire inside .
Don't ask me why, I don't know either and i do respect another mans
OP on women so i generally say, it's all good .
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 11:36 PM
Well, I still think she's cute with a nice body, especially for an older chick...
jhale667
03-03-2006, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Well, I still think she's cute with a nice body, especially for an older chick...
And I think she's single, dude...have at it!!! ;)
ELVIS
03-03-2006, 11:42 PM
She wouldn't want a loser like me...:D
Originally posted by ELVIS
She wouldn't want a loser like me...:D
Why not? She considers the biggest loser on this planet to be her "husband" ;)
Nickdfresh
03-04-2006, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by FORD
So now you're a "racist" if you don't find Kindasleazy Rice attractive?
I reject that ridiculous fucking premise.
http://www.tyra-banks.e-znane.pl/zdjecia/tyra-banks.jpg
Now THERE is a slice of chocolate pie I would eat in a heartbeat :eatit:
I just heard she had a "secret life" as a stripper. Holy shit!
Nickdfresh
03-04-2006, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by thome
Some men are put off by the -Black Sweat- a professional
business woman like Condaleezza reveals in her character.
It's not always about the cup cake bodystyle ,Coni has alot
to be respected and she damn fine looking too.
What if I'm put off by the fact that she's a frigid incompetent turned on by Presidential asshats?:)
Nickdfresh
03-04-2006, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
She wouldn't want a loser like me...:D
You never know...
I've heard a lot of attractive women with money/power hardly ever get dates because regular-guys are intimidated by them...
ELVIS
03-04-2006, 01:15 AM
I'm not intimidated...
I just said I was a loser...:D
I was recently dating a doctor, but she just got married...
:D
Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm not intimidated...
I just said I was a loser...:D
I was recently dating a doctor, but she just got married...
:D
And you have the nerve to call ME a sinner? ;)
Nickdfresh
03-04-2006, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm not intimidated...
I just said I was a loser...:D
I was recently dating a doctor, but she just got married...
:D
She might wanna' use you to make W. jealous...;)
thome
03-04-2006, 01:30 AM
She will use you tool and make G-dub jealoso ,but, you'll be Porkin that Beast, ohhhhhhhhhh Yeahhhh, that's what I'm talkin bout, keep that Skole Baby!
ELVIS
03-04-2006, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by FORD
And you have the nerve to call ME a sinner? ;)
And I never slept with her...
I just saw her on thursday and she was trying to convince me that her new husband is a christian...
LMAO!
ODShowtime
03-04-2006, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Warham
Are you that dumb, blue?
Elvis thinks Condi is a nice piece of meat. How hard is it to understand that?
I can't comprehend it...
Cathedral
03-04-2006, 02:06 AM
Condi is butt ugly, man.
You couldn't pay me enough to touch that woman, sorry, not my type in the slightest.
If i want an older woman i can walk 4 doors down right now and sink some pink that looks 10 times better than Condi.
I respect her for who she is, what she does, and what she's accomplished...but i don't find her attractive at all.
I can understand how Chimpy finds her attractive.
Compared to his mom and Pickles, she probably is.
Nickdfresh
03-04-2006, 02:19 AM
She looks like a botox posterchild...
Cathedral
03-04-2006, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by FORD
I can understand how Chimpy finds her attractive.
Compared to his mom and Pickles, she probably is.
I'd take Laura over Condi any day of the week.
The thought of Barbara Bush naked sparks a gag reflex that surely leads to projectile vomiting.
bueno bob
03-04-2006, 02:48 AM
I always got the feeling that Laura Bush was just out and out nasty in bed...nasty in a good way, that is....
Condi doesn't do anything for me. She's in good shape, sure, but facially, nah.
Cathedral
03-04-2006, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I always got the feeling that Laura Bush was just out and out nasty in bed...nasty in a good way, that is....
Condi doesn't do anything for me. She's in good shape, sure, but facially, nah.
For real, you have to have a thing for rodents to find Condi attractive.
She's got this chipmunk thing going on with her face.
Beastiality was never MY thang.
Besides, for me to cross the racial barrier in the first place, she has got to be a 10 or my family would disown me.
On second thought, I'd still keep it on the down-low...it would be my little secret...and that still excludes Condi.
But just think about it, Laura Bush walking towards you in the dim light wearing a white satin Teddy, humming "My Country Tis Of Thee"....Oh yeah, I could definately go there for an hour or two...or three. :)
"Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad....I'm Hot for Teacher"
blueturk
03-04-2006, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
But just think about it, Laura Bush walking towards you in the dim light wearing a white satin Teddy, humming "My Country Tis Of Thee"....Oh yeah, I could definately go there for an hour or two...or three. :)
"Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad....I'm Hot for Teacher"
You're kidding, right? The twins maybe (okay, definitely), but LAURA? Do you really think you'd want to see her naked?
thome
03-04-2006, 01:13 PM
And Martha Stewart she a Dirty Monkey too.
5 Bucks sais she likes to share a bottle of Scotch and Rock the House
All Night LONG all night all night long...
Cathedral
03-04-2006, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
You're kidding, right? The twins maybe (okay, definitely), but LAURA? Do you really think you'd want to see her naked?
Maybe not so much today, but 20-30 years ago, maybe.
Laura is much more pleasant to look at compared to Condi or Barbara, that's basically my only point. :)
Originally posted by ELVIS
That's not really FORD, this is though...
http://www.crazyhorse-tattoo.com/crybaby.jpg
:D
Isn't that Bob Seger?
Warham
03-04-2006, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
You're kidding, right? The twins maybe (okay, definitely), but LAURA? Do you really think you'd want to see her naked?
We all know you want Hillary, but come on...
blueturk
03-05-2006, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Warham
We all know you want Hillary, but come on...
Is that the best you can do?
Warham
03-05-2006, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by blueturk
Is that the best you can do?
Let me guess, her shrill voice makes it even better, right?
Nickdfresh
03-05-2006, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by thome
And Martha Stewart she a Dirty Monkey too.
5 Bucks sais she likes to share a bottle of Scotch and Rock the House
All Night LONG all night all night long...
Howard Stern once said as much after working with her. Those around him swore she wanted him.
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