Who ?Else is Not Watching the Shit-Fest None as The Oscars. [Archive]

Unchainme

03-05-2006, 09:08 AM

What the fuck is the point of this shit?, I get to see Brokedick mountain get 8 nominations, While Movies that kicked major ass this year like Batman Begins, And Revenge Of The Sith get ignored.

Here I'll Give You an Example of What I mean.

2005
Brokeback Mountain - Focus Features - Diana Ossana & James Schamus
Capote - Sony Pictures Classics - Caroline Baron, William Vince, & Michael Ohoven
Crash - Lions Gate - Paul Haggis & Cathy Schulman
Good Night, and Good Luck - Warner Bros. - Grant Heslov
Munich - Universal - Steven Spielberg, Kathleen Kennedy & Barry Mendel

I've neve seen ANY of those films, But I bet just about everyone you talk to has seen Revenge Of Sith. So Why The Fuck is the Oscars such a big deal to the TV networks these days? I mean they're treating it like the Super Bowl, But it fucking sucks.

ULTRAMAN VH

03-05-2006, 09:27 AM

I agree, there is no way in hell that I am going to piss away 3 hours of my life, watching hollywood spew it's far left agenda. It is a free country(at the moment) and they have the right to push the movies they want. I have the right to change the channel. I go to the movies to be entertained. There is nothing entertaining about to gay men destroying their families over their homosexual tendancies.
If I want to watch educational programming, than I will stay at home and watch The Discovery Channel or The History Channel. I do not spend 15 dollars to see reality. I go to the movies to get away from reality. The world is a really fucked up place and watching a movie like Batman Begins or Star Wars is a nice break from the world and all it's problems.

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 10:02 AM

LOL

I never even know when that stuff is on...

Is it on tonight? I probably will watch. I guess "Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding" is up for one, huh? (South Park called the gay cowboy film thing years ago:D)
http://pics.livejournal.com/armas/pic/000pc2xk

bueno bob

03-05-2006, 11:17 AM

Not me. I haven't watched the Oscars since 1989 and have zero plans to change that habit tonight.

Let Hollywood suck it's own dick all it wants...most of America doesn't care...

Terry

03-05-2006, 11:23 AM

Saw a couple of them that are nominated.

Saw Brokeback Mountain. You take away the homosexual aspect (and even that wasn't all that graphic), it's just a boring love story surrpounded by a bunch of nice scenery. Didn't really think Ledger gave THAT great of a performance.

Saw Good Night and Good Luck. Again, a slow-moving story about an era that was already covered by Hollywood (Guilty By Suspicion). Straitharn was good, but the movie itself was nothing spectacular.

I just have no need to spend my time watching the film industry congradulate itself. Don't care who is wearing what on the red carpet, and have always wondered how you compare different films and performances as to which one was better than another, when they're all after different things. Acting is supposed to be an art form, but Hollywood movies are about commerce, so whatever film grossed the most is the best picture in my book.

About the only film nominated for awards that I wanted to see before it was even mentioned in terms of Oscars is Crash.

FORD

03-05-2006, 01:10 PM

I'll watch the beginning of it, hoping that "Hollywood (or at least Jon Stewart) spews its left wing agenda"

This is the year that they should go after the Idiot Son of an Asshole like a roasted pig at a Hawaiian picnic, and I hope they do exactly that :D

flappo

03-05-2006, 02:11 PM

if you wanna be a big star in hollywood you gotta learn one thing and one thing only

how to suck the dick

MAX

03-05-2006, 04:01 PM

Fuck yeah I'm gonna watch them.

I hope Brokeback wins everything. :)

Even though I STILL haven't seen it. I've been having way too much fun with the jokes it's granted me for weeks now. They don't get old. lmao

I can't quit you. LMAO!!!

blonddgirl777

03-05-2006, 05:27 PM

I have no intentions in watching that show... never did, never will.

I will certainly buy the "In Style" magasine, afterwards, as they always feature the dress and those are the inspiration for lots of fashion Designers.

I don't care about who's wearing the clothes but they happen to be very important for the fashion industry.
America loves its Stars and also loves to "immitate" them!

Same goes for the M.T.V. awards... (that I don't watch either).

I don't care for Hollywood...

Terry

03-05-2006, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by FORD
I'll watch the beginning of it, hoping that "Hollywood (or at least Jon Stewart) spews its left wing agenda"

This is the year that they should go after the Idiot Son of an Asshole like a roasted pig at a Hawaiian picnic, and I hope they do exactly that :D

Can't say as I have a problem with Hollywood's 'left wing agenda', myself. Bush and his ilk have their game plan, others have theirs...

...problem is with the exception of Moore, nobody in Hollywood has really come out and gone after Bush at the Oscars. Clooney won't do it because he's too much of a puss to. He'd rather sit there with a smug grin and allude toward how Good Night and Good Luck reminds us of the times we now live in, rather than being a man and just coming out and fucking saying it.

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 06:37 PM

I'll watch a little, mainly for JON STEWART, who WILL go after BUSH, and just about everyone else...

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 08:13 PM

Is it me, or is Jon STEWART sort of bombing?

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 08:16 PM

Sorry 'bout the dupe thread. I'll chime in here!

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 08:17 PM

Matt Dillon.

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 08:20 PM

Welp, Clooney can go get a new stylist and campaign for best actor birthed by a singing whore!

LoungeMachine

03-05-2006, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Not me. I haven't watched the Oscars since 1989 and have zero plans to change that habit tonight.

So the rumors ARE true......

You're Woody Allen

I fucking knew it

MAX

03-05-2006, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Matt Dillon.

Matt Dillon's a fuckin' stud. Wish that dude would've won cos Crash was stellar. I've always liked Dillon goin' back to The Outsiders (killer flick) and My Bodyguard.

John Stewart's pretty funny too. I lmao @ the Cheney joke.

That gay cowboy western spoof was hilarious.

LoungeMachine

03-05-2006, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Matt Dillon's a fuckin' stud.

LMMFAO

Welcome to my sig, maxi :D

MAX

03-05-2006, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

Welcome to my sig, maxi :D

SWEET!!! :D

I can't quit Matt neither. ;) http://www.100megsfree3.com/fwc493/SmileyDirectory5/F/BulletCowboyL.gif

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Terry
...problem is with the exception of Moore, nobody in Hollywood has really come out and gone after Bush at the Oscars. Clooney won't do it because he's too much of a puss to. He'd rather sit there with a smug grin and allude toward how Good Night and Good Luck reminds us of the times we now live in, rather than being a man and just coming out and fucking saying it.

That's silly.

So Clooney should have said "thank you and George Bush is a cunt"?

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 08:27 PM

Welp, it's getting edgier. Ben Stiller is a comedic god. Nice Spielberg joke!

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:28 PM

Hmmm

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
That's silly.

So Clooney should have said "thank you and George Bush is a cunt"?

Naw, he should have said, "I created the comb-forward. Juiliana Mayonnaise helped me out."

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:30 PM

There should be a big 'Childrens Film Awards Show' for Unchainme, Bueno Bob and the rest.

It's just not faaaair...

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Naw, he should have said, "I created the comb-forward. Juiliana Mayonnaise helped me out."

Is he going bald?

I fucking hope so, bastard...:)

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:32 PM

If Wallace and Gromit doesn't get this then it will be a disgrace...

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:32 PM

It's not a disgrace!:)

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 08:35 PM

Check out Naomi Watts! She borrowed a shroud!

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Matt Dillon's a fuckin' stud. Wish that dude would've won cos Crash was stellar. I've always liked Dillon goin' back to The Outsiders (killer flick) and My Bodyguard.

John Stewart's pretty funny too. I lmao @ the Cheney joke.

That gay cowboy western spoof was hilarious.

STEWART has improved. He needed to lighten up a bit, he initially looked like he was puckering up, holding back a mudslide of diarrhea...

His comment on Clooney's win, "that could get a guy laid..." was hysterical...

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:37 PM

Would you fuck Dolly?

She's 60 that's fucked up...:)

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 08:42 PM

She's not bad at all for her age, though she's had more lifts than an elevator operator.

I remember gawking at those gigundis hooters when I lusting after them only for the milk....

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 08:43 PM

Fuck, gimme a Cher/Dolly sandwich. They could film it!

Me: "I can't quit either one of you!"

Cher: "Why?

Dolly: "Yeah, why?"

Me: "I don't wanna drown in two big buckets' of water!"

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:47 PM

She's too good for her age. It's creepy...

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:48 PM

'I'd like to thank my life partner'?

What the fuck is a 'life partner...is that like one of the 40% of marriages that work...?

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 08:49 PM

Jennifer ANNISTON...

Way-overrated, but I find her strangely attractive in a sultry sort of way...

http://www.tucsonfashionista.com/Celeb%20Pics/Anniston%20Collage.jpg

MAX

03-05-2006, 08:50 PM

I don't care what anyone says, I think Jennifer Aniston 'tis fuckin' hot. She said that she came on the "red carpet" too and that's pretty fuckin' hot.

MAX

03-05-2006, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
'I'd like to thank my life partner'?

It means that they are a sissypants. http://www.100megsfree3.com/fwc493/SmileyDirectory5/F/BulletRainbow.gif

MAX

03-05-2006, 08:51 PM

MAXIMUS!!!

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 08:53 PM

Oh god it's that pretentious prick Crowe.

He needs a good kicking...

MAX

03-05-2006, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Oh god it's that pretentious prick Crowe.

He needs a good kicking...

Hey now...

He's the gladiator, man. :p

MAX

03-05-2006, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Jennifer ANNISTON...

Way-overrated, but I find her strangely attractive in a sultry sort of way...[/IMG]

Dude,

She's HOT!!!

http://nude.maxcelebrities.com/jennifer_aniston/sexy_jenniferaniston_031.jpg

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 08:59 PM

Check it out. The forty year old virgin is lampooning!

All kidding aside, that dude's a genius.

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Dude,

She's HOT!!!

http://nude.maxcelebrities.com/jennifer_aniston/sexy_jenniferaniston_031.jpg

She's a top-shelf plain-Jane made good...

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 09:04 PM

Who the fuck ripped Morgan Freeman's tie off?

Two words:

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 09:06 PM

Actually, I love Rachel WEISS...

And she just won the oscar...:)
http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/constantine_05228.jpg

Seshmeister

03-05-2006, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Hey now...

He's the gladiator, man. :p

Like Troy, Gladiator was more soft pore girl porn than a good historical movie.

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 09:10 PM

True, they fucked up the ILLIAD in "boy-Troy."

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Like Troy, Gladiator was more soft pore girl porn than a good historical movie.

Troy was steeped in Mythology. It'd have been grate if they blasted "Achilles Last Stand" when the credits' rolled.
:D

Terry

03-05-2006, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Matt Dillon's a fuckin' stud. Wish that dude would've won cos Crash was stellar. I've always liked Dillon goin' back to The Outsiders (killer flick) and My Bodyguard.

John Stewart's pretty funny too. I lmao @ the Cheney joke.

That gay cowboy western spoof was hilarious.

Yep. Dillon has been in a lot of flicks I've liked over the years. For some reason, the perception of him isn't as a serious actor, but he's had a long and varied career...going way back to Over The Edge right up until today.

I really don't think PS Hoffman is all that great as a rule, although I didn't see Capote...and have no interest in doing so. Subject matter doesn't capture my interest.

MAX

03-05-2006, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Like Troy, Gladiator was more soft pore girl porn than a good historical movie.

Sorry but I missed "Troy" Sesh.

Gladiator was a stellar fuckin' flick.

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
True, they fucked up the ILLIAD in "boy-Troy."

"Adaptation" doesn't even begin to cover it.

MAX

03-05-2006, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Terry
Yep. Dillon has been in a lot of flicks I've liked over the years. For some reason, the perception of him isn't as a serious actor, but he's had a long and varied career...going way back to Over The Edge right up until today.

As I said prior, Matt Dillon 'tis a fuckin' studly hunk 'o manliness. lmao

Seriously, I think he's a stellar fuckin' actor.

I cannot remember the name of it but there was one movie he did with Danny Glover where he played a homeless schizophrenic that was an awesome performance.

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Sorry but I missed "Troy" Sesh.

Gladiator was a stellar fuckin' flick.

TROY is a worthy film, but they seriously turn a great War story into the typical Hollywood love-story...

I thought it was well done on the whole though...

GLADIATOR, same thing. They played around with Roman history and reinvented it completely into some US Revolutionary War bullshit...

Terry

03-05-2006, 09:18 PM

Sometimes Aniston can look good viewed from the right angle (i.e. the top of her head at waist-level)...

But other times she's got that fuckin' beak and just doesn't look that special...although she looked okay when Friends first got on the air...

...She's kinda like Sarah Jessica Parker for me in that respect...like, I thought she was butt-ugly when she was younger, then she got totally hot in the late 1980s/early 1990s, from about LA Story to Striking Distance, but since then she's just gotten mong (ugly).

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
TROY is a worthy film, but they seriously turn a great War story into the typical Hollywood love-story...

I thought it was well done on the whole though...

I thought they did a decent job of cleaning up Achilles' handiwork.
:cool:

The whole Gods' interloping wasn't even mentioned.

:D

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 09:40 PM

Exactly...

And ACHILLES even made it into Troy aboard the Trojan horse. And was unambiguously heterosexual...

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by Terry
Sometimes Aniston can look good viewed from the right angle (i.e. the top of her head at waist-level)...

But other times she's got that fuckin' beak and just doesn't look that special...although she looked okay when Friends first got on the air...

...She's kinda like Sarah Jessica Parker for me in that respect...like, I thought she was butt-ugly when she was younger, then she got totally hot in the late 1980s/early 1990s, from about LA Story to Striking Distance, but since then she's just gotten mong (ugly).

She's better looking than SARAH JESSICA PARKER, but much less interesting for me...

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Exactly...

And ACHILLES even made it into Troy aboard the Trojan horse. And was unambiguously heterosexual...

Hahahaha!!!!

There's the tamer of horses!

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 10:09 PM

It's time to re-think the milf-hollywood-monte crisco.

Anyone else think Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep looked hot?

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 10:10 PM

Actually, I was thinking the same thing...

Nickdfresh

03-05-2006, 10:12 PM

I'm glad to see Robert ALTMAN get something. He's a genius, and he's honest.

Two concepts Hollywood likes to skin alive...

MAX

03-05-2006, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Anyone else think Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep looked hot?

NO!!! :eek:

Stoffa,

you been eatin' too much mac and beef again? Are you not feeling well?

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by MAX
NO!!! :eek:

Stoffa,

you been eatin' too much mac and beef again? Are you not feeling well?

I feel fine. I just thought they looked hot. It's hard out here for a milf pimp.
:D

MAX

03-05-2006, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
I feel fine. I just thought they looked hot. It's hard out here for a milf pimp.
:D

No, I think you mean a gmilf, no? :p

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by MAX
No, I think you mean a gmilf, no? :p

I actually saw "Hustle And Flow"...sorry 'bout jumping subjects.

Some dipshit @ the drive in sent us to the wrong lot. I was like, "why are we the only white folks seeing Dukes Of Hazard?"

Holy shit....Panimay just almost busted her ass!!!

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 11:03 PM

Reese Witherspoon!

MAX

03-05-2006, 11:20 PM

Finally!!!

*sigh*

Humpdick Mountin' won SOMETHING!!! lmao

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 11:22 PM

Unfuckingbelievable

MAX

03-05-2006, 11:24 PM

FUCK YEAH!!! :D

Crash rulzzzz!!!

rustoffa

03-05-2006, 11:26 PM

Thank goodness! I thought Jack Nicholson's wayfarer's were gonna fall off his face!!

MAX

03-05-2006, 11:37 PM

Ok,

So now who in the fuck can't I quit? lol

Well, besides my wan and only. ;)

Terry

03-05-2006, 11:38 PM

Lily Tomlin would sooner go down on Streep than you, rustoffa!

Altman deserves a lifetime award just for the Player alone. Amazing all these actors would even applaud the guy who directed the best film on how vapid the Hollywood culture is.

Am glad Brokeback didn't win best picture, because the movie wasn't all that great...it'd have been a sympathy win for the homo contingent had it won, and those fruity bastards will feel better when they win in honestly, and not on the basis of hustling queer heartstrings...

Am gonna give Crash a look if I remember to.

Amazed King Kong won an award...that thing looked like a movie with about as much soul as a video game.

MAX

03-05-2006, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by Terry
Am gonna give Crash a look if I remember to.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, you HAVE to!!!

Stellar flick.

So killer that it won.

Nitro Express

03-07-2006, 02:35 AM

Everyone says my wife looks like Reese Witherspoon. It would be a real bonus if she made Reese's money.

FORD

03-07-2006, 03:20 AM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
That's silly.

So Clooney should have said "thank you and George Bush is a cunt"?

Works for me!

Seshmeister

03-07-2006, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Everyone says my wife looks like Reese Witherspoon. It would be a real bonus if she made Reese's money.

You sure they didn't say Tim Witherspoon?

Seshmeister

02-22-2009, 08:55 PM

Wow it's cheesy this year...

twonabomber

02-22-2009, 09:04 PM

it's really dragging, too. if they're going to do the five past winners blowing sunshine up the ass of this year's nominees for every category, it's gonna be a long show.

Seshmeister

02-22-2009, 09:18 PM

Yeah that was horrendous.

Did Steve Martin do a funny line a couple of awards back?

That must be the first in 10 years... :)

DLR7884

02-22-2009, 09:18 PM

Horrible show.

DLR7884
As usual.

Seshmeister

02-22-2009, 09:24 PM

Summed up by Jackman stopping at Pitt and Jolie and saying 'I don't have a joke for you.'

How fucking difficult is it to come up with a joke about those freaks? :)

"And Angelina Jolie was in 'The Changeling'.

I imagine that wasn't hard work for her, considering that half the kids she's got aren't hers anyway."

Not rocket surgery...

FORD

02-22-2009, 10:10 PM

Heath Ledger won. No surprise there. Awards shows always like the recently dead. Gotta wonder if anyone in the "academy" would have given a shit otherwise.

DLR7884

02-22-2009, 10:28 PM

Heath Ledger won. No surprise there. Awards shows always like the recently dead. Gotta wonder if anyone in the "academy" would have given a shit otherwise.

Why even try to build up suspense for that one?

DLR7884
He was obviously going to win.

Baby's On Fire

02-22-2009, 11:51 PM

Mickey Rourke was ROBBED!!

Sean Penn won for his portrayal of Gay Hagar Fan.........

Such bullshit. I like Sean Penn....but Mickey shoulda won hands down.

Terry

02-22-2009, 11:53 PM

Does anyone even care anymore?

The Oscars come at the tail-end of about 80 billion various award shows, all for the benefit of the entertainment industry to stick their heads between their legs, queef, then remark "gee, my twat-farts smell great!!"

I should think the oversized paychecks these actors get for participating in what these days are mostly formulaic, shite movies would be enough in terms of self-gratification.

Baby's On Fire

02-22-2009, 11:58 PM

FORD

02-23-2009, 12:25 AM

Get over yourself, homophobe.....

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DLR7884

02-23-2009, 12:37 AM

thome

02-23-2009, 12:50 AM

Every movie Pen has ever been in.. he has played a Drunken/Junkie , Gay , Retarded, Molester Monster, all at the same time...... this latest one he is just more so.

See: Fast Times and everything to the latest...

Usually he augments his movies with -A+- world wide tour of Loud Mother Fukking Mouthed BS, that in his sick head he thinks -us underlings-... need to survive.

I will never forget him in that -Rubber Raft- built for two with a pistol (the cops confiscated) trolling around New Orleans after Katrina... yelling at Bushes Helicopter for justice for the Black Man...lol

Now it's -Justice for the Gays- ...... opertunistic Cont ..of the highest order.

diamondsgirl

02-23-2009, 12:50 AM

I hadnt seen any of the movies nominated, I only watched to see them "remember" Heath. I thought it was cool that his family accepted the award for him.

I guess he wasn't included in the "In memorial" portion because he died before Feb. 1, 2008.

I assume he was included last year, but I missed it. :umm:

I also like seeing all the pretty dresses....good for Penelope for wearing a vintage gown. It was like 60 years old or something. that is very cool, IMO.

sadaist

02-23-2009, 01:29 AM

Even though Rourke didn't win, this movie has completely turned his career around. That's great news for him. He's gonna be rollin' in dough and get lots of parts in some big time movies. So he already won something much better than a statue for The Wrestler. Just take a peek at the upcoming projects he is working on.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000620/

As for the show itself, I always enjoy the "In Memorium" piece near the end. Although I find it a bit tasteless how some of the deceased get a much bigger applause than others. But then, why the fuck are they applauding the dead? That always seems a bit morbid. I know, I know...the applause is for their career work, but it just seems like "this actor died.....WOOT!"

FORD

02-23-2009, 01:38 AM

As for the show itself, I always enjoy the "In Memorium" piece near the end. Although I find it a bit tasteless how some of the deceased get a much bigger applause than others. But then, why the fuck are they applauding the dead? That always seems a bit morbid. I know, I know...the applause is for their career work, but it just seems like "this actor died.....WOOT!"

I think some get more applause than others because they're recognized. I don't know how that display looked in the theater, but they got the camera angles all wrong this time. I couldn't even see the names of most of those dead people, so if I was going to applaud any of them, it would only be the ones whose faces I recognized. Which probably would have been Paul Newman, Roy Scheider, Charlton Heston, and maybe one or two others.

binnie

02-23-2009, 02:11 AM

Sean Penn is a great actor, but Mickey was robbed tonight.....

Coyote

02-23-2009, 04:04 AM

I should think the oversized paychecks these actors get for participating in what these days are mostly formulaic, shite movies would be enough in terms of self-gratification.

Nah, the oversized paycheck should be given to the people who slave over a oversized set, the lights, the props, etc...

They do the real work anyway.

Seshmeister

02-23-2009, 04:43 AM

...Charlton Heston

Really?

I think he was actually a bit of a dickhead.

Seshmeister

02-23-2009, 04:47 AM

What the fuck does he care about gay marriage?

He wants to legitimize his fisting fun with his boyfriend?

I assume the guy at 0:53 is his boyfriend? :)

Baby's On Fire

02-23-2009, 10:46 AM

He gave props to Mickey. That was totally cool.
But he should have turned his award over to Mickey,......Mickey was fuckin ROBBED.

GAR

02-23-2009, 11:52 AM

Sthaun Penn wasth fantaahsthtick..

Thisth movie wasth sthenthasional, it'sth really about doggone time thesthe issthuse are dicksthcussthed out in the open, my gawd..

I love the Academy Awardsth Sthshow, I do I really do and the gownsth are gorgeousth thisth time around, teooow..

FORD

02-23-2009, 01:21 PM

Really?

I think he was actually a bit of a dickhead.

No, I wasn't saying I was a fan, I was saying he was one of the few stiffs I would have recognized, out of all those random images of dead people flashing on the screen.

Though they should have run the clip where he said they could pry his gun from his cold dead hands (you goddamn filthy apes!!)

Satan

02-23-2009, 01:38 PM

Mickey Rourke was better when he was playing opposite DeNiro's portrayal of my Most Unholy self.......

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Terry

02-23-2009, 01:43 PM

Angel

02-23-2009, 01:52 PM

Mickey didn't get paid for the movie....and he worked his fucking nuts off for 7 months actually becoming a wrestler.

He shoulda won period. He sweeped every other awards show, why not the Oscars?

Cuz they had to award it to Sean Penn playing a poofter. That's why.

Welcome to Hollywood.

I haven't seen either movie yet, so I can't say he was robbed.

BOF, have you seen both movies, or are you basing this on the fact that Penn was playing a gay man? I'm anxious to see both movies now, and THEN I'll state my honest opinion.

The director told Rourke that he couldn't pay him, but that he guaranteed him an oscar nomination. That nomination is worth FAR MORE than what he would have been paid had this not been a low-budget film.

I'll just have to see whose performance I find more believable before I can make an opinion.

Sean Penn is one hell of an actor, and from the sounds of it the director pulled one hell of a performance out of Rourke... sounds like possibly one that could have gone either way.

Satan

02-23-2009, 02:28 PM

Satan, was the movie accurate in portraying you as someone who likes hard-boiled eggs?

Never could stand them actually. Either give me a decent Spanish omelette or forget the eggs altogether.

It was all about the symbolism though. The egg as a symbol of the soul, and the Devil "eating" a soul.

twonabomber

02-23-2009, 03:14 PM

The director told Rourke that he couldn't pay him, but that he guaranteed him an oscar nomination. That nomination is worth FAR MORE than what he would have been paid had this not been a low-budget film.

the positive reviews aren't hurting either.

ThrillsNSpills

02-23-2009, 03:50 PM

sadaist

02-23-2009, 04:05 PM

I actually saw "Hustle And Flow"...sorry 'bout jumping subjects.

Some dipshit @ the drive in sent us to the wrong lot. I was like, "why are we the only white folks seeing Dukes Of Hazard?"

OMFG! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Thank you for amusing me with your misfortunes.:lol:

And to think some Mods are against Necroposting.

bueno bob

02-24-2009, 01:15 AM

binnie

02-24-2009, 02:21 AM

One of the best fucking movies I've ever seen.

PERIOD.

Agreed.

Both Deniro and Rourke were outstanding in that one.

Seshmeister

02-24-2009, 05:06 AM

Great ending too.

binnie

02-24-2009, 07:52 AM

Yup.

Rumblefish is a great movie too.

In recent years, Rourke also put on an awesome performance in Sin City

Nickdfresh

02-24-2009, 12:50 PM

Oh god it's that pretentious prick Crowe.

He needs a good kicking...

Did you see "Tropic Thunder?" I think he sort of got one from Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr... Maybe a little Heath Ledger as well...

http://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/alternative-tropic-thunder-poster.jpg
:biggrin:

Nickdfresh

02-24-2009, 01:01 PM

I paid absolutely no attention to the Oscars this year, but if Frank Langella didn't win best actor for his fucking brilliant portrayal of Nixon in Frost Nixon, the entire academy should be forced to review German Shit Porn films for the rest of their lives...

Vinnie Velvet

02-24-2009, 01:13 PM

I haven't watched the Oscars in years and only tuned in to see Heath get the best supporting actor award.

It was great to see his family accept on his behalf but even better that they all appeared happy, all smiles, to actually celebrate Heath's achievement rather than sobbing and crying over his premature death. Beacause all those Hollywood cocksucker actors in the audience had tears in their eyes just for a nice camera opp for the press. Many of them didn't even know Heath, yet, here they were crying.

The only person who was actually showed real emotion from Heath's win was director Christopher Nolan.