View Full Version : Alright, let's rip on the Academy Awards!
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 08:08 PM
Self appreciation @ it's finest. The unedcated dipshits on parade. Gay Cowboys, etc.
Talk some shit.
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 08:12 PM
It's why we go to the movies.
Go Stewart go.....
Blargh.....
Nickdfresh
03-05-2006, 08:16 PM
I'll repost this:
Is it me, or is Jon STEWART sort of bombing?
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 08:19 PM
I went to the original thread bro. Keep 'em both going!
Seshmeister
03-05-2006, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'll repost this:
Is it me, or is Jon STEWART sort of bombing?
He died it was painful.
I'm glad Clooney got an Oscar. He seems like a decent guy.
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 08:33 PM
There ya go. Wallace And Grommet setting up for fucking GAY COWBOYS!
Originally posted by rustoffa
There ya go. Wallace And Grommet setting up for fucking GAY COWBOYS!
YEE HAW!!!
I'm tippin' my ten gallon hat to 'em. http://www.100megsfree3.com/fwc493/SmileyDirectory5/F/BulletCowboyL.gif
I CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 08:39 PM
It's not even clever. I wish it'd bust out into gunfire! Like in The Bodyguard!
I haven't even seen the movie yet.
The jokes are an endless source of juvenile entertainment for myself though. :)
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by MAX
I haven't even seen the movie yet.
The jokes are an endless source of juvenile entertainment for myself though. :)
Less is more bro.
:D
Originally posted by rustoffa
Less is more bro.
:D
Ok and with that being said,
Why the fuck is it that the two "dudes" from the flick aren't nominees in the best actress categories?
I don't get it? :confused:
uhuhuhuhuh
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Ok and with that being said,
Why the fuck is it that the two "dudes" from the flick aren't nominees in the best actress categories?
I don't get it? :confused:
uhuhuhuhuh
A huge mistake by the shock value contingent. Throw some white Patsy Cline boots in the mix?
Coo-day-graw.
:cool:
jslav06
03-05-2006, 09:11 PM
Jon Stewart: If we pull all get together and pull down this statue behind us, will democracy flourish in Hollywood?
Oh, Jon Stewart, you...
Are...
Hilarious...
:rolleyes:
Originally posted by rustoffa
A huge mistake by the shock value contingent. Throw some white Patsy Cline boots in the mix?
Coo-day-graw.
:cool:
lmao :D
Willie Nelson said it best...
"I grew up a-dreamin' of bein' a cowboy,
and Lovin' the cowboy ways.
Pursuin' the life of my high-ridin' heroes,
I burned up my childhood days.
I learned of all the rules of the modern-day drifter,
Don't you hold on to nothin' too long.
Just take what you need from the ladies, then leave them,
With the words of a sad country song.
My heroes have always been cowboys.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly, in search of, but one step in back of,
Themselves and their slow-movin' dreams.
Cowboys are special with their own brand of misery,
From being alone too long.
You could die from the cold in the arms of a nightmare,
Knowin' well that your best days are gone.
Pickin' up hookers instead of my pen,
I let the words of my years fade away.
Old worn-out saddles, and 'old worn-out memories,
With no one and no place to stay.
My heroes have always been cowboys.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly, in search of, but one step in back of,
Themselves and their slow-movin' dreams.
Sadly, in search of, but one step in back of,
Themselves and their slow-movin' dreams."
Gives a whole new meaning to that song doesn't it? lol
Well, at least it's more of a classy song than "It's Midnight in Montana and I can't get my cock out of this sheeps ass."
Terry
03-05-2006, 09:21 PM
Gets boring hearing these winners praise the movies they were in, like they were the cure for cancer or something important beyond a vehicle for them to see their already oversized egos stretched larger-than-life on a movie screen.
Pretentious twats.
jslav06
03-05-2006, 09:30 PM
OMG LOL!!!111!1
Suprise performance coming up.
I HOPE IT'S DOLLY PARTON AGAIN!!!!111!!
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Terry
Gets boring hearing these winners praise the movies they were in, like they were the cure for cancer or something important beyond a vehicle for them to see their already oversized egos stretched larger-than-life on a movie screen.
Pretentious twats.
^ Gold.
Ozzy Fudd
03-05-2006, 09:59 PM
I can't believe we are actually puttin in comments to this show ....let alone watching this stuff. Man Nichole Kiddman looked Great. I can say that Sesh has the best Award winning Avatar though. Whelp back to the show:D
jslav06
03-05-2006, 10:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jake Gylenhall...
Portable DVD players...
WHAT A GAS!
rustoffa
03-05-2006, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by jslav06
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jake Gylenhall...
Portable DVD players...
WHAT A GAS!
Everybody's a synic. Fuck you, you wet blanket motherfucker.
Flame on motherfucker. Say something about Walk The Line.
Who would want to go to the movies to see two gay Cowboys get it on?
Two CowGirls yes.:)
Originally posted by Dan
Who would want to go to the movies to see two gay Cowboys get it on?
No shit.
Especially when you and I can just do it at home. ;)
Terry
03-05-2006, 11:42 PM
Kinda do want to see Walk The Line. Think Joaquin pays an amount of attention to his craft, and actually is in it for the art of acting, rather than endless magazine covers.
Kinda mixed feelings about Reese winning. Ever since she did that Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Alabama shit, have not been taking her seriously as an actress. Those shit flicks, along with her marriage to talentless closet case Ryan should have been enough to disqualify her for life. The cooze from Desperate Housewives should have gotten it.
Originally posted by MAX
No shit.
Especially when you and I can just do it at home. ;)
You can keep your Hat On.lol
jslav06
03-06-2006, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
Everybody's a synic. Fuck you, you wet blanket motherfucker.
Flame on motherfucker. Say something about Walk The Line.
WHOA!!!!
What?
I love Walk the Line.
I was just referring to the joke he tried to say that nobody laughed at.
It was awkward and I found it funny.
Stop being so touchy, man. Did i hit a wrong button.
Is Jake your son? I'm sorry.
Forgive me, kind sir.
Asshole.
Isn't this supposed to be a threan on making fun of the show?
Millermoos
03-07-2006, 09:12 AM
I liked Walk the Line not to sure about Reese winning. I am just tired of good looking ultra thin people who always smile. Real people please with brains.
I liked Walk the Line and Syriana.
I liked Crash as well and Wallice and G.
M
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