I think there's about to be some unruly weather.

[rustoffa]

So my neighbor from about a mile away just called, and said the front that is fixin' to pass through is not to be taken lightly.

He based this report on the fact that his cows had gone from groaning alot, to just laying down.

I went over there a few years ago to watch a meteor shower...those fucking cows started groaning like 5 minutes' before the night sky lit up.

Here come the flying monkeys.
:(

[rustoffa]

It's getting pretty bad. I just opened the back door to see what was going on, and this cat haul'd ass into the fireplace.

I guess the horizontal rain fucked it's shit up.

[rustoffa]

I just called the NWS here, because all the tv alerts and shit were getting on my nerves.

Just fucking loud beeping and shit.

This fucker's like, "where are you calling from?"

I'm like, "within the range of your goddamned alerts...don't you have a television?"

He goes, "Sir, there's no need for profanity" or some shit.

Then I go, "You asked for reports, and I'm trying to tell you that it's raining fucking horizontal!!!"

He goes, "exactly where are you located?"

I'm like, "I'll tell you where I'm NOT located!"

*Disconnected*

[rustoffa]

It's stopped raining. "It" you ask? I wish I knew.

I know this much: If the sun was shining, the sky would be green.

Fucking low pressure bullshit.

*I'm serious*

I just talked to the dude across the street, he was pretty abrupt. He's all like, "you better get down in the basement."

I told him my tv was still on, etc....then he's like, "at least put the dogs down there."

I'm like, "that's great _ _ _ _ _....it's ok if I die?"

He laughed, then the old lady told me I was stupid.
:(

[Ally_Kat]

moaning cows?

[jhale667]

Distressed leather.

[Nitro Express]

I can hear the cayotes yipping around here and it's cold as a witches titty.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by rustoffa
He based this report on the fact that his cows had gone from groaning alot, to just laying down.
:(

COWS know best! Hope everyones o.k.!

Two die as storms slam South
Power failures reported in several states.....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/03/10/storms.ap/index.html

[Douglas T.]

^ Just learned I can't eat as many cows as I'm used to!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
moaning cows?

Insinuate all you want, I wasn't with the beasts' of the field last night.
:(

The dipshit from across the street had one of his Bradford Pears' knocked over though. My next door neighbore asked me if there was a microburst or some shit....this was today when I got home from work. I had no idea what he was talking about 'til I saw the tree knocked over like thirty minutes later.

That's when I was walking one of the dogs. I was all like, "too bad about the tree man, I went to bed right after I talked to you."

He goes, "don't let your dog piss in my yard."

I go, "that's right, he's still alive."

He goes, "what do you mean by that?" or some shit.

I told him the dog had heartworms.

He got all silent and shit.

OWNED.

[Hardrock69]

LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!

**CHOKE!**
KOFF KOFF KOFF KOFF KOFF!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Fucking told him off, eh?
:D

That storm passed through here last night. Left the slave pit just as it was starting to hit. 40 mph winds and solid water falling from the sky while I was on the freeway. Traffic came to a stop at one point.

Hey at least it is a SPRING thunderstorm!!

:D

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Hey at least it is a SPRING thunderstorm!!

:D

It's still early.
:(