First orgasm

[Nitro Express]

I found a stash of porn when I was around puberty age. In those days that was like finding the Holly Grail or something. Anyways, I had the Playboy issue that had Suzanne Summers in it and I thought she was hot. One thing led to another and I suddenly found out how it all worked.

After that, I got all tingley when I saw Krissy on Threes Company.

[Terry]

I was more into Lana/the MILF motif even before the term was coined (although Lana technically wasn't a Milf, but just a hot older chick I wanted to bone...I think Tripper WAS half a fag for not hitting that shit...not like his roomates were giving him any play...although I always thought Janet was kinda dykey...how the fuck did this devolve into a 3's Company post?)

Anyway, found a Swedish Erotica mag in my Dad's bureau. Only masturbated that one time, though (and haven't stopped since)

[Nitro Express]

Everytime I saw Suzanne Summers on Threes Company it just reminded me of the first time I blew kak. LOL! Even years later when she was doing those Thigh Master infomercials it just brought memories of my first wanking moment.

What's funny is in my stash of porn was some Penthouse magazines and I started reading the Forums and there is all this talk about orgasms and I'm this dumb kid thinking,"Oh I managed to have one of those."LOL! Then I'm reading about multiple orgasms.

What's funny is once it all starts, man, you are always looking for the Holly Grail of sex. I think we search our whole life for it. LOL!

[bueno bob]

I found my first pron half hanging out of the school dumpster, 6th grade...what a grate day that was, me and my friend Eric were litterally jumping for joy at our grate fortune...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
... I had the Playboy issue that had Suzanne Summers in...

Can you scan and post some pics.?

[Mr. Vengeance]

Ask and ye shall receive blonde one...

[blonddgirl777]

She was sooo pretty!
And still is...

God bless that "Thigh Master"!!!

[R.A Masterbator]

I had my first orgasm when Rikk gave me a reach around. Coooorrr Norty.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by R.A Masterbator
I had my first orgasm when my older brother left a copy of his "Fathers to Sons" magazine laying around. I asked him later to re-enact some of the spreads with me...and "spread" we did...

Now I'm not just a member of NAMBLA, I'm a regional manager!

[Terry]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Ask and ye shall receive blonde one...

I'd still stick it in her to this day, even after the sitcom she did with Patrick Duffy and everything

[Nitro Express]

Ahhhhhh. That old Suzzane Summers brings back the memories! I would love to post pictures but that Playboy got found and tossed by my mom years ago. LOL!

[audiospectrum]

I think mine was someone from school. I kinda liked to use both fantasy and reality together. I can remember a time when it was Fran Dresher!!! WTF??? I know, but I saw something good about her when I was a kiddo.

[Nickdfresh]

I think I saw Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island in her little "innocent" farm girl outfit, and it was all over for me...

[diamondsgirl]

I can sum mine up in three words:

David Lee Roth :cool:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by audiospectrum
I think mine was someone from school. I kinda liked to use both fantasy and reality together. I can remember a time when it was Fran Dresher!!! WTF??? I know, but I saw something good about her when I was a kiddo.

Hey, don't knock it...Fran's some HOT shit still...even if she is 623 years old...

:)

[dvogel1570]

The first Bo Derek issue of Playboy. Come to think about it... the second time she was in PB it was even better. The Suzanne Somers issue was great too. Oh shit... I spend too much time looking at porn.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I can sum mine up in three words:

David Lee Roth :cool:

Well, good thing you didn't say SAMMY HAGAR.

:D

[Vinnie Velvet]

Man, as a kid, I remember watching DALLAS.

I always had a thing for Victoria Principal.

WOW!!!

Hot bod, big knockers -- she had the goods.


I ruined many a sock back in those days.
:D

[RuzDNailz]

Well, that poster is still on my wall. Stephanie Seymour! I have both playboy issues and I still get a woody over her nude pics. So what if a prick of a lead singer tapped that, I would give it to her 3 times a day
and never get bored! There's something about Victoria Secret models... We get La Senza models here in Canada but I don't know about the States.

[RuzDNailz]

Oh, Stephanie.....thanks for the memories of junior high! I'm still not worthy!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

:confused: Oh, sorry, I've just realised I had misread the title of this thread (I read "fist orgasm"). My mistake.
Forget about it! :o

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Man, as a kid, I remember watching DALLAS.

I always had a thing for Victoria Principal.

WOW!!!

Hot bod, big knockers -- she had the goods.


I ruined many a sock back in those days.
:D

I had a thing for Victoria Principal in her Dallas prime as well.

[Matt White]

First one "Today"?!?:confused: