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Boner Bob
03-15-2006, 01:18 PM
Has Rikk ever had sex?

BigBadQueerzo
03-15-2006, 01:23 PM
By sex, I mean take it in the ass, like I do every day at my effeminent law clerk job...

Boner Bob
03-15-2006, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by BigBadQueerzo
By sex, I mean take it in the ass, like I do every day at my effeminent law clerk job...

Yuck yuck yer funny yuck yuck.

BigBadQueerzo
03-15-2006, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Boner Bob
Yuck yuck yer funny yuck yuck.

I wasn't actually joking just then. Stick with me 'other half' of schitzoid personality...

bueno bob
03-15-2006, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Boner Bob
Yuck yuck yer funny yuck yuck.

So are you. Yuck yuck.

Shithead - go ban yourself.

Bill Lumbergh
03-15-2006, 03:12 PM
It's common knowledge that he's fucked EVERYONE in the Pen........all except Bob of course, what a cold fucking fish :rolleyes:

bueno bob
03-15-2006, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
It's common knowledge that he's fucked EVERYONE in the Pen........all except Bob of course, what a cold fucking fish :rolleyes:

I'm somewhat prudish.

Sorry.

Golden AWe
03-15-2006, 03:19 PM
Yeah, Rikk's not a virgin, he's gay.

So am I. So are most of the people on this site!

It's common knowledge! Why all these unfunnee threads?

bueno bob
03-15-2006, 03:21 PM
I know NAMBLA's public image has fallen on hard times lately, but coming to our site for hookups seems a bit of a reach.

Golden AWe
03-15-2006, 03:23 PM
SMASHING!!!

Mr Grimsdale
03-15-2006, 03:27 PM
this is not a proper poll

a proper poll always has a final option that reads "FUCK OFF GRIMSDALE"

Golden AWe
03-15-2006, 03:28 PM
Exactly exactly.

Mr Grimsdale
03-16-2006, 07:19 PM
i wanna tell you a stooooory

The Radiator
03-16-2006, 07:22 PM
I did him a few times, great lube job.
I've also seen him with several of the sheep.

Mr Grimsdale
03-16-2006, 07:24 PM
i'm utterly butterly

Nickdfresh
03-17-2006, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by The Radiator
I did him a few times, great lube job.
I've also seen him with several of the sheep.

The real question is: Have you boiled any of his pets?

Mr Grimsdale
03-17-2006, 01:46 PM
i've boiled his pants

Golden AWe
03-17-2006, 02:23 PM
i'm nibbling my nipples dude

Cathedral
03-18-2006, 03:16 PM
Yes, and he's got the smelly pussy stories to prove it, lmmfao.

That's twice i've found a place i can use that info, tee hee...here's spew in yer eye!

Rikk
03-31-2010, 04:37 AM
I wonder what pussy tastes like.

Panamark
03-31-2010, 04:54 AM
I wonder what pussy tastes like.

Anchovies

True dat ! ;)

Golden AWe
03-31-2010, 12:31 PM
I wonder what pussy tastes like.

Your tongue's aching from too much vaginal licking you don't remember it anymore...

Rikk
03-31-2010, 12:33 PM
Your tongue's aching from too much vaginal licking you don't remember it anymore...

I have pubic stubble callouses on my tongue. I can now no longer even enjoy the taste of my own shit.

binnie
03-31-2010, 01:34 PM
^^^^^

Wrong in just about every way possible.....

Va Beach VH Fan
03-31-2010, 02:23 PM
Someone pls move this....

Va Beach VH Fan
03-31-2010, 02:25 PM
Oops, guess I gotta.... To NON...

Blackflag
03-31-2010, 03:30 PM
This thread has all the telltale signs of a mancrush.

Hardrock69
03-31-2010, 03:35 PM
You would know, homo-boi.

Blackflag
03-31-2010, 03:36 PM
Speaking of which, here comes another of my not-so-secret admirers.

Golden AWe
03-31-2010, 06:43 PM
I have pubic stubble callouses on my tongue. I can now no longer even enjoy the taste of my own shit.

Try pouring some chilli and sour grape on it. Then lick some shite.

Rikk
03-31-2010, 06:49 PM
Try pouring some chilli and sour grape on it. Then lick some shite.

You ever mix soy sauce with diarrhea?

Reverberator
03-31-2010, 06:52 PM
He only drinks spunk.

Blackflag
03-31-2010, 06:53 PM
This thread started out gay, then just took a turn for the worse.

Reverberator
03-31-2010, 06:59 PM
You love it.

Blackflag
03-31-2010, 07:31 PM
You got me.

WARF
03-31-2010, 07:41 PM
I think we need to re-name the hitchworld forum into the dumpmeisters forum...

Rikk
03-31-2010, 07:44 PM
I think we need to re-name the hitchworld forum into the dumpmeisters forum...

Actually, I think this is 100% correct. This has been a long time coming.

Reverberator
04-02-2010, 07:42 PM
I think we need to re-name the hitchworld forum into the dumpmeisters forum...

Yep ....I think so too.