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[Unchainme]

I sure as hell do.

[Unchainme]

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http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=4365&dateline=1133914340

Hmmmmm

[Unchainme]

Fab just PM'd me to say she will report me to my internet provider LMMFAO, What a psycho Bitch!!

Whats My Internet Provider Flabby?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Fab just PM'd me to say she will report me to my internet provider LMMFAO, What a psycho Bitch!!

Whats My Internet Provider Flabby?

LMFAO. That's fucking hilarious.

STAGE 1 - The psychotic threats...

Post the whole PM...

[Fabulous Shadow]

I'll find out. I have great connections here. Always have! ;)
Young kids should not be harrasing adults on the net! Quite a teacher you are by promoting Rikk! You need to be reported to school board!

That is... If you really are a teacher in trianing! LOL

[Unchainme]

Fabulous Shadow
Diamond Status




Registered: Apr 2004
Posts: 5749

Guess What
IU'm going to report you to your internet provider... Your parents will be proud!

LMMFAO, She'll never find out, None of the mods would let her anyway.

What a maroon, Flabby you're too funny. Be back in a bit.

[Golden AWe]

ahahahah

she has sued me in the past as well!

[Warham]

Aaaaaaiiiiieeeeeee!

Not an internet provider thread!?

Oh mY!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Not ALL of them.........for instance, Bob's okay...........

[Guitar Shark]

So she assumed this thread was about her, then?

[Unchainme]

What a psycho bitch!


I'll see y'all in a bit.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Fabulous Shadow
Diamond Status




Registered: Apr 2004
Posts: 5749

Guess What
IU'm going to report you to your internet provider... Your parents will be proud!

LMMFAO, She'll never find out, None of the mods would let her anyway.

What a maroon, Flabby you're too funny. Be back in a bit.

A couple of the webbies would...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Warham
Aaaaaaiiiiieeeeeee!

Not an internet provider thread!?

Oh mY!

Watch out bro, she may even call you a doodie head! BEWARE!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
So she assumed this thread was about her, then?

If the cheese fits....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Quite a teacher you are by promting Rikk! You need to be reported to school board!

http://secure.hop.com/ProductIncludeFiles/1007/1007_overview.jpg

http://www.blm.gov/historic_bottles/Typing/liquor/oregonimportclose.jpg

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
So she assumed this thread was about her, then?

Um yes, this is the result of you giving out the pic GS remember.
Very brave of you to post here.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Watch out bro, she may even call you a doodie head! BEWARE!

Lawdy Lawdy!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Um yes, this is the result of you giving out the pic GS remember.
Very brave of you to post here.

LOL, this accusation again. I gave it to NO ONE other than Ally and Sweet Irony (two mods of the forum), after getting your permission. You wanted me to prove that I had it.

If anyone other than Ally and SI has proof that I sent the picture to them, please post it here.

Lame, Lisa. Give it up already. :rolleyes:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
ahahahah

she has sued me in the past as well!

I sued you? News to me! Did I win?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
A couple of the webbies would...

Oh really?

I thought the site was run by pond scum?

You really think they would reveal anything to you? The same Webbies that were supposed to ban me?

And what could you possibly do to the kid?:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
So she assumed this thread was about her, then?

LMFAO!

I know...talk about an inflated self-image...not that that's hard...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Very brave of you to post here.

Um, is that another of your threats?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LOL, this accusation again. I gave it to NO ONE other than Ally and Sweet Irony (two mods of the forum), after getting your permission. You wanted me to prove that I had it.

If anyone other than Ally and SI has proof that I sent the picture to them, please post it here.

Lame, Lisa. Give it up already. :rolleyes:

A webbie told me GS. They read your pm exchane with the person you gave it to. I believe it was flappo and he posted it. I never ever posted it. I have the whole thing saved on my pc at home. It was YOU.
YOu started this whole harrasment over that picture. YOU got it on the web, YOU

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I sued you? News to me! Did I win?

ahahahahah

"golden awe has harrassed me in the internet"

ahahahah

dumbass!

so, how about telling us about your and your friends aliases and the faster pussycat-thing then?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Um, is that another of your threats?

Like everything else I say, it's whatever you want it to be. ;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
A webbie told me GS. They read your pm exchane with the person you gave it to. I believe it was flappo and he posted it. I never ever posted it. I have the whole thing saved on my pc at home. It was YOU.
YOu started this whole harrasment over that picture. YOU got it on the web, YOU

Did someone break into your house and take the pic?

Are you accusing Webbies of reading PM converations and giving them to you?

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IN FAB-LAND?:eek:
STAY TUNED!...

...or better yet, don't...:p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
ahahahahah

"golden awe has harrassed me in the internet"

ahahahah

dumbass!

so, how about telling us about your and your friends aliases and the faster pussycat-thing then?

What?

[Golden AWe]

hahahahahah

the truth hurts!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Like everything else I say, it's whatever you want it to be. ;)

Interesting theory. Here's that theory put into effect...
I'll make what you just said into what I want it to be...


Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'm going on a permanent hunger strike...save the world's economy y'know.

;)

[Warham]

YOU, YOUUUUUU, YOOOOOOOU!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk

Are you accusing Webbies of reading PM converations and giving them to you?



Yes, reading them, and telling me...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
A webbie told me GS. They read your pm exchane with the person you gave it to. I believe it was flappo and he posted it. I never ever posted it. I have the whole thing saved on my pc at home. It was YOU.
YOu started this whole harrasment over that picture. YOU got it on the web, YOU

LMFAO! I have never sent flappo a PM in my life. I am sure he will confirm that. Try again.

I can't imagine any webbie at this site making up a lie like that. Well, maybe POJO, but he's a cunt.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What? '

you heard me!

[Rikk]

LMFAO. The fat fuck just sent an alert about UNCHAINME to the mod room and people are laughing their asses off about it.:p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
hahahahahah

the truth hurts!

The truth is, I didn't understand a word you said.
Is your English broken?

[Golden AWe]

so, how about telling us about your and your friends and your almost-friends aliases and the faster pussycat-thing then?

[Warham]

Right after the webbies go through their daily briefings on PMs early every morning, they consult with Fab via phone on what course to take.

[Rikk]

Again, funny how the fat bitch shows up every time spamming occurs...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
Right after the webbies go through their daily briefings on PMs early every morning, they consult with Fab via phone on what course to take.

:p

Then she consults with Bush and the Middle East (via PM, of course) on what course of action should be taken next world-wise in terms of ruling the world economy, especially energy and fuel...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO. The fat fuck just sent an alert about UNCHAINME to the mod room and people are laughing their asses off about it.:p

Well, Laugh they may, but a teenager posting a thread like this on the net could reap serious consequenses for this site and as a teache and a mod you should know that.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Rikk
Again, funny how the fat bitch shows up every time spamming occurs...

What I find interesting is that it stops at exactly the same time Fab starts posting. :)

But, I guess we have to take her at her word that she's not behind it in any way.

[Golden AWe]

be honest fab, for once!

how many aliases have you started? approximantely? how about your friends like pete?

who is this "i would not exactly call him a friend"?

was it fun to play with the faster pussycat-drama?

when are you reporting my actions to my internet provider?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
...and as a teache and a mod you should know that...

Y'know, I'm still new to the teaching gig, but I can say honestly that I think there's an "r" at the end of the word TEACHER.

I can smell a drunk 500 miles away, though...:D

And by the way, I missed that day of Moderator College. Damn tuition, I had to work, y'know.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Rikk
Again, funny how the fat bitch shows up every time spamming occurs...

Exactly.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
so, how about telling us about your and your friends and your almost-friends aliases and the faster pussycat-thing then?

You know all of MY aliases, I never hide behind them. If my friends have aliases, I dont know who they are. Besides I don't have any friends remember and as for FPC... I have no idea who that was. I thought it was WARF.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
What I find interesting is that it stops at exactly the same time Fab starts posting. :)

LMFAO. I just noticed that too. Very interesting...:) (but purely coincidental, of course:p)

[Warham]

The number of aliases is unfathomable. Even Einstein would have a hard time keeping track of them all.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
You know all of MY aliases, I never hide behind them. If my friends have aliases, I dont know who they are. Besides I don't have any friends remember and as for FPC... I have no idea who that was. I thought it was WARF.

ahahahahah

lies, lies, lies!

besides you have already admitted to that faster pussycat-shite! hahahahah

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
What I find interesting is that it stops at exactly the same time Fab starts posting. :)

But, I guess we have to take her at her word that she's not behind it in any way.

Please GS refrain from posting to me or about me. OK... You have done plenty enough.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I don't have any friends.

Then stop threatening people and talking about child molestation and making fun of those with cancer.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
ahahahahah

lies, lies, lies!

besides you have already admitted to that faster pussycat-shite! hahahahah

I did? Why would I? It wasn't me....

[tjvhou812]

whats w/all the noise up in here

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Please GS refrain from posting to me or about me. OK... You have done plenty enough.

Was this a threat?

Why should GS refrain from posting to or about you if you're not threatening him?

I thought you never threaten people?

I thought you don't try and go outside the site into people's real lives to hurt them?

Are you saying you've done this to GUITAR SHARK?

Why are you threatening him, Lisa?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Then stop threatening people and talking about child molestation and making fun of those with cancer.

You are seriously sick. I pity any parent who's child innocently ends up in your hands. That is, if you REALLY are anything that you claim to be, which I highly doubt.

[Warham]

The FBI would have a field day with this thread, with all the threats being bandied about.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Was this a threat?

Why should GS refrain from posting to or about you if you're not threatening him?

I thought you never threaten people?

I thought you don't try and go outside the site into people's real lives to hurt them?

Are you saying you've done this to GUITAR SHARK?

Why are you threatening him, Lisa?

Do you think you are getting anywhere? You are dancing to my beat.
Proving that you are indeed Fab obsessed... What a fool!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I did? Why would I? It wasn't me....

stop lying!

so, who's behind all the alias trolls that were here today? how did they log out the same time you logged in?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Warham
The FBI would have a field day with this thread, with all the threats being bandied about.

I think you should call them. I have pages and pages of info that I have collected over the last 3 years.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
You are seriously sick. I pity any parent who's child innocently ends up in your hands. That is, if you REALLY are anything that you claim to be, which I highly doubt.

Yes. I made it all up.

You caught me, guv'nor.

And in future, I will make sure that all teachers in this country don't be mean to sick, twisted, fat old ladies with actual physical hard-ons and tendencies to confuse the internet with real life (and display constant psychotic aggression).

Man, this is a fun return to the old days...:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Do you think you are getting anywhere? You are dancing to my beat.
Proving that you are indeed Fab obsessed... What a fool!

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[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Rikk
Was this a threat?

Why should GS refrain from posting to or about you if you're not threatening him?

I thought you never threaten people?

I thought you don't try and go outside the site into people's real lives to hurt them?

Are you saying you've done this to GUITAR SHARK?

Why are you threatening him, Lisa?

I didn't take it as a threat Rikk... she keeps making false accusations, though, and it's pissing me off. She is the one who sent the pictures out, not me. I never even got it from her in the first place!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think you should call them. I have pages and pages of info that I have collected over the last 3 years.

I thought you don't mix websites with real life or actually obsess about people when you're outside the site?:confused:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think you should call them. I have pages and pages of info that I have collected over the last 3 years.

about the people you have threatened?

DAHM that's a long list.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
stop lying!

so, who's behind all the alias trolls that were here today? how did they log out the same time you logged in?

Because they spam from home, can't from work, then spam in the evening...

They are spamming before I am even awake in the am... and again before I am even off of work...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
about the people you have threatened?

DAHM that's a long list.

It's actuall NOT, when you delete the names that people have added for shock value.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think you should call them. I have pages and pages of info that I have collected over the last 3 years.

If this is true, than thats REALLY, REALLY sad.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Because they spam from home, can't from work, then spam in the evening...

They are spamming before I am even awake in the am... and again before I am even off of work...

ahahahah

so the trolls leave the work exactly the same time you go to work?

who is it then?

you're diggin' your own grave there flabby.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I didn't take it as a threat Rikk... she keeps making false accusations, though, and it's pissing me off. She is the one who sent the pictures out, not me. I never even got it from her in the first place!

Don't let her piss you off. Definitely not worth it. She just feels stupid for handing out very ugly nudity pics out on the internet and being made to feel like a fucking fool for it. She needs a scapegoat...

...and sometimes it's hard to blame a nipple that looks like pepperoni...

...I've never had a conversation with either of my nipples...

...but neither of my nipples are as big as heads...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
ahahahah

so the trolls leave the work exactly the same time you go to work?

who is it then?

you're diggin' your own grave there flabby.

Bingo.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
I thought you don't mix websites with real life or actually obsess about people when you're outside the site?:confused:

How can you be a teacher when you are so stupid. I have printed the shit that YOU people have done to me... Because at some time or other I may be compelled to try and put an end to it. Fact is the only thing that would really happen is that Sarge closes the Army. Then what will you do? There goes your life?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
It's actuall NOT, when you delete the names that people have added for shock value.

ahahhahahaha

"collecting material for three years"

AND

"you're all obsessed"

ahahahahah

[Warham]

The trolls have time to get all their work done here before Fab wakes up from her hangover.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
How can you be a teacher when you are so stupid. I have printed the shit that YOU people have done to me... Because at some time or other I may be compelled to try and put an end to it. Fact is the only thing that would really happen is that Sarge closes the Army. Then what will you do? There goes your life?

LMFAO!!!!:p

You've compiled a list of what we've done to you??

I thought you don't care about any of this shit??

I thought the whole site is FAB-obsessed and not the other way around?

And just what have people done to you?

Use the list! Call the FBI!

Call the CIA!

Call Crockett and Tubbs (just trying to stay hip to your generation)!

And I'll see you in court.

I need a lawyer...any available?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
How can you be a teacher when you are so stupid. I have printed the shit that YOU people have done to me... Because at some time or other I may be compelled to try and put an end to it. Fact is the only thing that would really happen is that Sarge closes the Army. Then what will you do? There goes your life?

No, there goes YOUR life. Nobody even hardly MENTIONS you when you're not around! You start shit when you realize no one's talking about you, AND NO ONE GIVE'S A SHIT!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
How can you be a teacher when you are so stupid. I have printed the shit that YOU people have done to me... Because at some time or other I may be compelled to try and put an end to it. Fact is the only thing that would really happen is that Sarge closes the Army. Then what will you do? There goes your life?

Yesss. The Army will be shut down because someone posted your tittie pics and made fun of you. Very cuntvincing!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Bingo.

I know who it is... I'm not gonna say. I will say it isn't me... and Why the fuck WOULD I tell you?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
The trolls have time to get all their work done here before Fab wakes up from her hangover.

And when their work is good, the Big California Woman declares: "Hurray! Tit pics for everyone!"

PETE: "But FAB, what if you forget later that you gave out 198 tit pics?"

FAB: "Don't worry, I'll just blame GUITAR SHARK again."

[Warham]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!!!:p

You've compiled a list of what we've done to you??

I thought you don't care about any of this shit??

I thought the whole site is FAB-obsessed and not the other way around?

And just what have people done to you?

Use the list! Call the FBI!

Call the CIA!

Call Crockett and Tubbs (just trying to stay hip to your generation)!

And I'll see you in court.

I need a lawyer...any available?

I'd call Perry Mason, but he's out.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I know who it is... I'm not gonna say. I will say it isn't me... and Why the fuck WOULD I tell you?

I already know who it is, bitch. It's an old friend of yours, actually...from around here.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I know who it is... I'm not gonna say. I will say it isn't me... and Why the fuck WOULD I tell you?

To show people you're not lying, perhaps?

You said you're telling the truth...so are you?

[Warham]

PETE: Aww shit, THIS pic again??? I want a new one, from a different angle!

GUNT: No more pics for you until you do more of my bidding!

PETE: (rubbing hands together) ::burp:: Oh, goody goody!

[Golden AWe]

Why would you protect someone if he's not your friend?

Faakkk that's some deep bullshite!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Warham
PETE: Aww shit, THIS pic again??? I want a new one, from a different angle!

GUNT: No more pics for you until you do more of my bidding!

PETE: (rubbing hands together) ::burp:: Oh, goody goody!

a match made in heaven!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
I already know who it is, bitch. It's an old friend of yours, actually...from around here.

I already told one person there who it was, and that's all I'm saying.

[Rikk]

FLAB: FLAB GUNT. I'm head patient of the Southern California Internet Mental Ward. My other personality here tells me you're looking for a good time.

PETE: Yes, indeed. If it's a fast cyber with no need to respect you.

FLAB: Fast cyber? You've never heard of the FLABBY GUNT?

PETE: Should I have?

FLAB: I'm the gunt that can make drunk losers that haven't gotten laid in months cumm within twelve seconds! I've outrun Rotharmy Webbies; not the local forum mods, mind you. I'm talking about the big Webbies that give out IP information. I'm fast enough for you and demand no respect, drunk man. What's the baggage?

PETE: Only alcoholism and bad songwriting. Myself, an imaginary boy in my head, two minutes, and no IMs posted later.

FLAB: What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

PETE: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Webbie entanglements after I was de-modded some months back.

FLAB: Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Smelly gunt, all in your face.

PETE: Smelly gunt? I could get hard by just pulling my cock out and letting it fly in the wind!

FLAB: But who's going to touch it, kid! You?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Why would you protect someone if he's not your friend?

Faakkk that's some deep bullshite!

Like I said... I told one person and... FTR~ I would protect just about anyone from you guys. Your internet JERKS! Nothing to be proud of. Anyone can be an asshole.

[Rikk]

PETE: Not a bad bit of cybering, huh? You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.

FLAB: That doesn't sound too hard. My gut tickled my clit. It's the only explanation for the ease of my orgasm.

PETE: Easy...you call that easy?

FLAB: Have you seen the size of my gunt compared to your dick?

PETE: Not this dick, sister.

FLAB: Why are you calling me sister?

PETE: I like to think of the women I'm cybering with as my sister.

FLAB: At least the information in my stomach is still intact.

PETE: What's so important? What're you carrying?

FLAB: The entire twinkie production line of 2004 for California and Arizona. I only hope that when I finally take a shit, my heart doesn't explode and I can continue to pleasure you through IMs. It's not over yet!

PETE: It is for me, sister! Look, I ain't in this for your massive stomach, and I'm not in it for your needs. I expect to be well pleasured. I'm in it for your gunt!

FLAB: You needn't worry about my gunt. If a vagina that stinks like aged sweat socks is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive!

(RIKK walks into the room, holding his nose.)

FLAB: (to RIKK) Your friend is quite desperate. I wonder if he really has any standards for gunts...or people.

RIKK: I care! Your gunt smells like my cat's litterbox if someone didn't change it for a week.

(RIKK, shaking his head, sits down. He and PETE stare out at the vast blackness of FLAB's pussy.)

RIKK: So...what do you think of her, PETE?

PETE: I love her!

RIKK: (under his breath) God...

PETE: Still, she's got a lot of stench. I don't know, what do you
think? Do you think a fat divorcee and a guy like me...

RIKK: Yes!

(PETE smiles and logs on...)

[Rikk]

FLAB: My cunt is heavily shielded with flabby fat and my ass carries a firepower greater than half the U.S. Army. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale diet. A small one-inch cock should be able to penetrate the outer defense.

PETE: (Pointing at FLAB's gunt) Pardon me for asking, Lisa, but what good is my tiny one-inch going to be against that?

FLAB: Well, my stomach doesn't consider a small one-inch penis to be any threat, or my stretch marks would provide a tighter defense. An analysis of my gunt provided by Southern California Health Services has demonstrated a further weakness in my anal cavity. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point (points at her gunt). The target area is only two meters wide. It's a gigantic dilhole complete with a clit that has 15,000 men's saliva on it, right below the 13-inch belly button. The shaft leads directly to the largest uterus ever created. A precise hit of whiskey-poisoned cumm will start a chain reaction which should destroy Southern California.

(A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.)

FLAB: Only a one-inch cock will be able to penetrate and set up a chain reaction. The shaft is fat-shielded, so you'll have to put all your out-of-shape weight behind it.

BRETT: That's impossible, even for PETE.

PETE: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my fat sister in my garage back home. Her gunt's not much bigger than two meters.

FLAB: Then man your one-inch! And may your noseplug be with you!

[Golden AWe]

so how many aliases does your gang have?

50? 200?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I already told one person there who it was, and that's all I'm saying.

I could really give a shit. It always happens when you're around or you're "slighted". We all know who's really behind it all (and all the other psychotic shit). So fuck you. We don't need you to talk.

You're a loser.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Your internet JERKS!

Pshaw!

And you, young lady, are an internet CAD!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
FLAB: FLAB GUNT. I'm head patient of the Southern California Internet Mental Ward. My other personality here tells me you're looking for a good time.

PETE: Yes, indeed. If it's a fast cyber with no need to respect you.

FLAB: Fast cyber? You've never heard of the FLABBY GUNT?

PETE: Should I have?

FLAB: I'm the gunt that can make drunk losers that haven't gotten laid in months cumm within twelve seconds! I've outrun Rotharmy Webbies; not the local forum mods, mind you. I'm talking about the big Webbies that give out IP information. I'm fast enough for you and demand no respect, drunk man. What's the baggage?

PETE: Only alcoholism and bad songwriting. Myself, an imaginary boy in my head, two minutes, and no IMs posted later.

FLAB: What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

PETE: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Webbie entanglements after I was de-modded some months back.

FLAB: Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Smelly gunt, all in your face.

PETE: Smelly gunt? I could get hard by just pulling my cock out and letting it fly in the wind!

FLAB: But who's going to touch it, kid! You?

Be careful Rikk... Pete may decide to post some of your old pm's

[Warham]

Some classic Gunt Wars material there.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Like I said... I told one person and... FTR~ I would protect just about anyone from you guys. Your internet JERKS! Nothing to be proud of. Anyone can be an asshole.

ahahahahahha

have we collected material for the fbi, for three years?

do we contact internet providers?

do we make threats?

'nuff said!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Be careful Rikk... Pete may decide to post some of your old pm's

why doesn't pete post with his own username?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Be careful Rikk... Pete may decide to post some of your old pm's

Another threat?

I thought you don't tell anyone what to do?

You guys can post the same shit all you want. It won't change anything.

[Rikk]

INTERIOR: BRETT'S HOUSE.

BRETT: MAX...we have a visitor.

(The group hurries over to BRETT's window and hears a sucking sound coming from outside.)

BRETT: We've picked up something gigantic outside the base in zone twelve, moving east. Could be another fat black hole.

NICK: It's fat.

MAX: It could be a poster, one of ours.

NICK: No. Wait -- there's something very weak coming through.

(GUITAR SHARK steps up to the control panel and listens intently to the strange sucking noise.)

GUITAR SHARK: Sir, I am familiar with six million forms of pussy. This sound is not used by humanity as we know it. It could be FLAB's gunt.

(The sucking noise ends as the frightened party put on gasmasks.)

MAX: It isn't friendly, whatever it is. Come on, POOP BOY, let's check it out.

BRETT: Send paramedics armed with horse tranquilizers to station three-eight.

EXTERIOR: SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA -- DAY

(The massive 750 lb. gunt moves past the smoldering ruins of her marriage and down a ridge toward the next music forum she's going to try and destroy. It raises a large pube from the top of its fatty base and begins to send out a piercing signal, fresh secretion from its latest encounter with PETE covering the lawn. The gunt has spotted POOP BOY who, not fifty feet away, is standing right next to her and staring at her over one of her piles of fat. Instantly, the gunt swings around, its deadly vaginal secreters ready to fire. But before it can get a squirt off, it is hit from behind by MAX's Utah shotgun, and explodes in a million giant chunks of fat and gunt. One of those chunks squares MAX and breaks two of his ribs. He falls forward, groaning, "Oh, stupid gunt!" MAX gets up his and peers intently at the smoldering remains of FLABULOUS SHADOW.)

INTERIOR: BRETT'S HOUSE.

(NICK and BRETT listen to MAX on the comlink.)

MAX: (over comlink) Afraid there's not much left.

NICK: (into comlink) What was it?

MAX: (over comlink) Gunt of some kind. Biggest fucking thing I ever saw. Said it was going to New York next to impersonate a 12-year-old, though the way it looked, it looked more likely to impersonate an aircraft carrier.

NICK: (into comlink) A fat hairy gunt.

MAX: (over comlink) It's a good bet Southern California's gonna experience a major earthquake.

BRETT: We'd better start the evacuation.

[Warham]

::cue John Williams score::

It is a period of Roth Army war. Fraudulent IM's, striking from a suspicious IP, have been posted against the cunning Sheep Pen Leader RIKK. During the battle, Roth Army mods managed to discover the real leader behind the attack, FLAB, a sprawling mass of flesh with enough pussy stank to destroy an entire planet. PETE, FLAB's drunk agent, races home to log in, hopeful to score some cyber from the gunt and chug down a 40 ouncer...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Funny, not only is GS out of the thread, but he has logged off.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
::cue John Williams score::

It is a period of Roth Army war. Fraudulent IM's, striking from a suspicious IP, have been posted against the cunning Sheep Pen Leader RIKK. During the battle, Roth Army mods managed to discover the real leader behind the attack, FLAB, a sprawling mass of flesh with enough pussy stank to destroy an entire planet. PETE, FLAB's drunk agent, races home to log in, hopeful to score some cyber from the gunt and chug down a 40 ouncer...

LMFAO!:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Funny, not only is GS out of the thread, but he has logged off.

Did you threaten him, Lisa? Is this your pathetic way of bragging?

[Rikk]

PETE: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why I can't skip chowing down on your gunt and just fuck you.

FLAB: Patience! For the strong-stomached, it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot. Good food, hm? Good, hmm?

(Moving with ease in the gigantic gunt, PETE sits down on a pubic hair and serves himself from a puddle of secretion. Tasting the unfamiliar concoction, he is pleasantly surprised.)

PETE: How far away is the left side of your body? Will it take me long to get there?

FLAB: Very far. Left side very far. Patience. Soon you will be there, 3 miles away. (tasting her own gunt) Syphillus, I have. Why wish you become mod again? Hm?

PETE: Mostly because of RIKK, I guess. I want to prove to him that I'm a better man.

FLAB: Ah, RIKK. Powerful cyber-lover was he, powerful cyber-lover, mmm.

PETE: (a little hurt) Oh, come on. How could you say that about RIKK? You don't even know what I have to offer. (fed up, spits out secretion) Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time.

(The fat creature turns away from PETE and speaks to a third party...its anus.)

FLAB: (irritated) I cannot fuck him. The loser has no patience.

(PETE's head spins in the direction the creature's left cheek faces. But there is no one there...only a giant, gaping vacuum that could suck in a tall building and ask for seconds before defacating a shopping mall. PETE is bewildered, but it gradually dawns on him that his dick is tiny and that he is speaking to his next big chance: FLAB's anus.)

GIANT ANUS: He will learn patience. Bring him to me.

FLAB: (speaking to her own anus) Fuck that. Hmmm. Much anger in him, like the Webbie that canned his pathetic ass.

GIANT ANUS: Was I any different when you first shoved three boy scouts in my cavity?

FLAB: Hah. He is not ready.

PETE: Gunt! I am ready. I...Anus! I can fuck you both and eat out my sloppy seconds. Anus, tell him I'm ready.

FLAB: Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I stunk worse than a stadium full of rotten manure. My own counsel will I keep on who is to shove a one-inch dick in my dillhole! A loser or cyber-partner must have the deepest commitment, the most deranged mind. (to the massive anus, indicating PETE) This one a long time have I watched, though it was hard seeing this one since this one is only two feet tall and I can't see anything over my gigantic 72nd fold of fat. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Because he was always drunk. One-inch cock fucking. Heh! Gizzing inside a black hole huger than Asia and Europe put together. Heh! A mod craves not these things. (turning to PETE) You are dickless!

(PETE looks down. He knows it is true.)

ANUS: So was I, if you'll remember. I crushed those boyscouts into brown mucus before releasing them from my fudge tunnel.

FLAB: He is too old. Yes, way way way way way way way way way way way way way too old and drunk and stoned to begin the gunt-penetrating. Plus, he'll probably tell me within minutes that he loves me.

PETE: But I haven't had a drink in two hours, just for this!

FLAB: (sighs) Will he finished what he begins? Even with the smell the way it is?

PETE: I won't fail you -- I know it stinks, but I'm not afraid.

FLAB: (turns slowly toward him, looks down, pulls out a gasmask and slowly opens its legs again) Oh, you will be. You will be.

(PETE begins to get dizzy and collapses.)

[Sarge's Little Helper]

PETE: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why I can't skip chowing down on your gunt and just fuck you.

FLAB: Patience! For the strong-stomached, it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot. Good food, hm? Good, hmm?

(Moving with ease in the gigantic gunt, PETE sits down on a pubic hair and serves himself from a puddle of secretion. Tasting the unfamiliar concoction, he is pleasantly surprised.)

PETE: How far away is the left side of your body? Will it take me long to get there?

FLAB: Very far. Left side very far. Patience. Soon you will be there, 3 miles away. (tasting her own gunt) Syphillus, I have. Why wish you become mod again? Hm?

PETE: Mostly because of RIKK, I guess. I want to prove to him that I'm a better man.

FLAB: Ah, RIKK. Powerful cyber-lover was he, powerful cyber-lover, mmm.

PETE: (a little hurt) Oh, come on. How could you say that about RIKK? You don't even know what I have to offer. (fed up, spits out secretion) Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time.

(The fat creature turns away from PETE and speaks to a third party...its anus.)

FLAB: (irritated) I cannot fuck him. The loser has no patience.

(PETE's head spins in the direction the creature's left cheek faces. But there is no one there...only a giant, gaping vacuum that could suck in a tall building and ask for seconds before defacating a shopping mall. PETE is bewildered, but it gradually dawns on him that his dick is tiny and that he is speaking to his next big chance: FLAB's anus.)

GIANT ANUS: He will learn patience. Bring him to me.

FLAB: (speaking to her own anus) Fuck that. Hmmm. Much anger in him, like the Webbie that canned his pathetic ass.

GIANT ANUS: Was I any different when you first shoved three boy scouts in my cavity?

FLAB: Hah. He is not ready.

PETE: Gunt! I am ready. I...Anus! I can fuck you both and eat out my sloppy seconds. Anus, tell him I'm ready.

FLAB: Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I stunk worse than a stadium full of rotten manure. My own counsel will I keep on who is to shove a one-inch dick in my dillhole! A loser or cyber-partner must have the deepest commitment, the most deranged mind. (to the massive anus, indicating PETE) This one a long time have I watched, though it was hard seeing this one since this one is only two feet tall and I can't see anything over my gigantic 72nd fold of fat. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Because he was always drunk. One-inch cock fucking. Heh! Gizzing inside a black hole huger than Asia and Europe put together. Heh! A mod craves not these things. (turning to PETE) You are dickless!

(PETE looks down. He knows it is true.)

ANUS: So was I, if you'll remember. I crushed those boyscouts into brown mucus before releasing them from my fudge tunnel.

FLAB: He is too old. Yes, way way way way way way way way way way way way way too old and drunk and stoned to begin the gunt-penetrating. Plus, he'll probably tell me within minutes that he loves me.

PETE: But I haven't had a drink in two hours, just for this!

FLAB: (sighs) Will he finished what he begins? Even with the smell the way it is?

PETE: I won't fail you -- I know it stinks, but I'm not afraid.

FLAB: (turns slowly toward him, looks down, pulls out a gasmask and slowly opens its legs again) Oh, you will be. You will be.

(PETE begins to get dizzy and collapses.)

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Warham]

RIKK: FLAB, I should have expected to find you holding PETE's leash. I recognized your GUNT's foul stench when I was brought on board.
FLAB: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to edit your IM's.
RIKK: I'm not suprised you were deranged enough to do it.
FLAB: RIKK, before you are exposed to the Army, you will join me at a cyber sex ceremony that will make this GUNT fully operational. No Sheep Pen admin will dare oppose me now.
RIKK: The more you try to stick that smelly GUNT in their face, FLAB, the more Sheep Pen admins will pinch their nostrils with their fingers.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
INTERIOR: BRETT'S HOUSE.

BRETT: MAX...we have a visitor.

(The group hurries over to BRETT's window and hears a sucking sound coming from outside.)

BRETT: We've picked up something gigantic outside the base in zone twelve, moving east. Could be another fat black hole.

NICK: It's fat.

MAX: It could be a poster, one of ours.

NICK: No. Wait -- there's something very weak coming through.

(GUITAR SHARK steps up to the control panel and listens intently to the strange sucking noise.)

GUITAR SHARK: Sir, I am familiar with six million forms of pussy. This sound is not used by humanity as we know it. It could be FLAB's gunt.

(The sucking noise ends as the frightened party put on gasmasks.)

MAX: It isn't friendly, whatever it is. Come on, POOP BOY, let's check it out.

BRETT: Send paramedics armed with horse tranquilizers to station three-eight.

EXTERIOR: SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA -- DAY

(The massive 750 lb. gunt moves past the smoldering ruins of her marriage and down a ridge toward the next music forum she's going to try and destroy. It raises a large pube from the top of its fatty base and begins to send out a piercing signal, fresh secretion from its latest encounter with PETE covering the lawn. The gunt has spotted POOP BOY who, not fifty feet away, is standing right next to her and staring at her over one of her piles of fat. Instantly, the gunt swings around, its deadly vaginal secreters ready to fire. But before it can get a squirt off, it is hit from behind by MAX's Utah shotgun, and explodes in a million giant chunks of fat and gunt. One of those chunks squares MAX and breaks two of his ribs. He falls forward, groaning, "Oh, stupid gunt!" MAX gets up his and peers intently at the smoldering remains of FLABULOUS SHADOW.)

INTERIOR: BRETT'S HOUSE.

(NICK and BRETT listen to MAX on the comlink.)

MAX: (over comlink) Afraid there's not much left.

NICK: (into comlink) What was it?

MAX: (over comlink) Gunt of some kind. Biggest fucking thing I ever saw. Said it was going to New York next to impersonate a 12-year-old, though the way it looked, it looked more likely to impersonate an aircraft carrier.

NICK: (into comlink) A fat hairy gunt.

MAX: (over comlink) It's a good bet Southern California's gonna experience a major earthquake.

BRETT: We'd better start the evacuation.

Rikk... You have WAYYYYYY to much time on your hands. How sad. BUT you're happy right!

[Warham]

From Episode III: Revenge of the Flab

PETE: FLAB, can you hear me?
FLAB: Yes, Little One. My ears are not covered by mounds of fat.
FLAB: Where is RIKK? Is he embarrassed? Has he been banned yet?
PETE: It seems in your anger, you posted the wrong IM's.
FLAB: I...I couldn't have. I made sure they were phony. I faked them myself!
FLAB: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....Arghhhhhhh.....
FLAB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Did you threaten him, Lisa? Is this your pathetic way of bragging?

Nope, he was confroted with the truth. Not everyone at the Army is out to get me. Some people her actully help me out. Certain mods are the ruination of what once was a killer site.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Rikk... You have WAYYYYYY to much time on your hands. How sad. BUT you're happy right!

These are all old copy-and-paste jobs we were doing over a period of weeks maybe a year ago.

Here's the link: http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21841&highlight=star+gunt

Do you like 'em?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
From Episode III: Revenge of the Flab

PETE: FLAB, can you hear me?
FLAB: Yes, Little One. My ears are not covered by mounds of fat.
FLAB: Where is RIKK? Is he embarrassed? Has he been banned yet?
PETE: It seems in your anger, you posted the wrong IM's.
FLAB: I...I couldn't have. I made sure they were phony. I faked them myself!
FLAB: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....Arghhhhhhh.....
FLAB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damn, bro, we need a second STAR GUNT thread...:p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
These are all old copy-and-paste jobs we were doing over a period of weeks maybe a year ago.

Here's the link: http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21841&highlight=star+gunt

Do you like 'em?

Not interested, but again flattered that you choose to spend so much time on me. Can you say Fab Obsessed. Too bad I never noticed then the first time either.

[Warham]

Episode I: The Flabulous Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Drunk
Episode III: Revenge of the Gunt
Episode IV: A New IP
Episode V: The Pen Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Army

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Damn, bro, we need a second STAR GUNT thread...:p

Yeah, what else have you got to talk about?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
Episode IV: A New IP

:p :D

Ohhhh...my god...my stomach is fucking dying!!!:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Yeah, what else have you got to talk about?

Nothing. We are FAB-obsessed. There's nothing else we have, really.

So how you been?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Warham


Episode IV: A New IP



:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'll find out. I have great connections here. Always have! ;)
Young kids should not be harrasing adults on the net! Quite a teacher you are by promoting Rikk! You need to be reported to school board!

That is... If you really are a teacher in trianing! LOL

I wouldn't be making threats LISA...:)

[Warham]

Pete, months ago, you served the Roth Army as a moderator; now that you've been demodded and defrocked, I need your help in my struggle against the Army. I regret that I am unable to present this request to you in person since I have been banned; my IP has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to destroy the Army with my Flabby ID has failed. I've placed fraudulent IM's vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of my Commodore 64. One of my many, many cyber partners will know how to retrieve it. You must see this information safely delivered to those at DDLR and other 3rd rate Roth websites. This is my most flabby hour. Help me, little Pete; you're my only hope.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
The truth is, I didn't understand a word you said.
Is your English broken?

Pot tea kettle.:p

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
why doesn't pete post with his own username?

we have another winner!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Nothing. We are FAB-obsessed. There's nothing else we have, really.

So how you been?

I'd like to personally thank Rikk for calling me back to my Pen duties.....obsessing over Fab and her 700,000 aliases is a way of life. Thanks for "saving" me, my friend!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Nope, he was confroted with the truth. Not everyone at the Army is out to get me. Some people her actully help me out. Certain mods are the ruination of what once was a killer site.

LOL. Actually, I logged off because you are on my ignore list (I got tired of all the threatening PMs), and logging out is the only way I can read your posts. Normally I don't bother reading your posts, but when you are falsely accusing me of shit, I felt it was appropriate.

Hey Rikk, can you find out which webbie supposedly said I sent flappo a copy of that pic? :rolleyes:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Well, Laugh they may, but a teenager posting a thread like this on the net could reap serious consequenses for this site and as a teache and a mod you should know that.

Okay, mom...:rolleyes:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Nope, he was confroted with the truth. Not everyone at the Army is out to get me. Some people her actully help me out. Certain mods are the ruination of what once was a killer site.

Nope, the aliases and the trolls like you and your friends are TRYING to ruin this smashing site.

[Golden AWe]

so flabby, how many aliases do you have? how about your gang?

why doesn't pete post with his own username?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Hey Rikk, can you find out which webbie supposedly said I sent flappo a copy of that pic? :rolleyes:

The bitch is lying (again).:rolleyes: Fucking pathetic. Trying to put trouble in the ranks...

...the woman really needs the attention. She knows you didn't do it. She just needs to blame people and yell a lot and cause unrest to feel happy...

[Nickdfresh]

A thread like this has started? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.:(

http://www.80sreborn.com/images/airplane-II-2.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
What I find interesting is that it stops at exactly the same time Fab starts posting. :)

But, I guess we have to take her at her word that she's not behind it in any way.

Yeah, FAB never lies, manipulates, or attacks people in real life. One the one hand, she's "never done anything but talk," but yet, she's getting personal info "from webbies."

Guess she's not the only then, uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Okay, mom...:rolleyes:

Nick , are you actually trying to say that slutting yourself around to every random guy that walks by, and obsessing over a web site are LESS important than actually taking care of your child? Man are YOU out there..........

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Please GS refrain from posting to me or about me. OK... You have done plenty enough.

Yeah, she'll give your kids personal info to her boyfriend: Frodo the doggie biscuit seller....

[Warham]

I think this is the closest we've had all the Pen Admins in the same thread in quite a while, all thanks to da Gunt.

[Rikk]

I should rename this thread the PEN ADMINS REUNION THREAD.

It's good to see all of you.:)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Nick , are you actually trying to say that slutting yourself around to every random guy that walks by, and obsessing over a web site are LESS important than actually taking care of your child? Man are YOU out there..........

Well, I know I'm a hypocrite, since I lock my kids in the basement so I can be on 24/7. Or have grandma take care of 'em as I scream at the computer and down a bottle of Cabernet...

[Warham]

Originally posted by Rikk
I should rename this thread the PEN ADMINS REUNION THREAD.

It's good to see all of you.:)

We just can't help ourselves.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I should rename this thread the PEN ADMINS REUNION THREAD.

It's good to see all of you.:)


See guys, I told you that the Gunt "was stronger than the Webmaster thought".........

[Unchainme]

RE: RE: Guess What
Guess what, I am very good friends with two of the webbies here and I am going to discuss you, a teenager, posting this insulting stuff and how i t could get YOU and THEM in trouble. They listen to me... AND they will give me your info. Just wait and see.

“


Check out the pm she sent me. Buwahahaha

[Unchainme]

Bring it on Flabby

[Nickdfresh]

UNCHAINME finally starts a totally nongay thread! Hurray!


"AND they will give me your info."

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
UNCHAINME finally starts a totally nongay thread! Hurray!


"AND they will give me your info."

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...

Took alot of practice, Sir.

[Unchainme]

IIII'MMMM BACK IN THE SADDDDDDLE AGAINNNN!!!!!!

Who sings that Flabby?

[Unchainme]

Ready and willing For Anything.

[Unchainme]

my hands on the button flab

Are you prepared For WWIII?

[ERIKK]

Originally posted by Unchainme
my hands on the button flab

Are you prepared For WWIII?

Now THAT is fucking funny! Who are you again?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ERIKK
Now THAT is fucking funny! Who are you again?

Gee, and I thought the spammer had nothing to do with FAB?

[Nick's Mom]

Bring it big boy!

[Rikk's Man]

Originally posted by Rikk
Gee, and I thought the spammer had nothing to do with FAB?

It's about a wanabee threatining WWlll sweetie.

[Unchainme]

ERIKK
Full On Cocktard




Registered: Mar 2006
Posts: 25

Hello
You just got my attention. Are YOU ready little man? LMFAO! If you only knew.
Are you ready?

PM From Flab trying to post as Rikk


Lame Flab, Fucking lame. Do you honestly think i'm that stupid?

[Rikk's Man]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Do you honestly think i'm that stupid?

Yes, yes I do.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
A thread like this has started? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.:(

http://www.80sreborn.com/images/airplane-II-2.jpg

Grate movie.

[Rikk's Man]

Originally posted by Unchainme

PM From Flab trying to post as Rikk


Why do you pussies keep blaming Fab? :rolleyes: And again, who the fuck are you?

[Unchainme]

Author Message
Rikk's Man
Full On Cocktard




Registered: Feb 2006
Posts: 22

Hi
Ever been in a Turkish prison?


Yawn!, How lame.

[R.A Masterbator]

Originally posted by Unchainme


Yawn!, How lame.

You got that right wanabee.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk's Man
Why do you pussies keep blaming Fab? :rolleyes: And again, who the fuck are you?

Why do you hide behind then?

Then again, why are you even spamming this place?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by R.A Masterbator
You got that right wanabee.

Yeah, a douche bag never-was calling out a "wanabee."

[Rikk]

The only lame ones are the ones that can't show their faces but must use aliases and also see fit to spam a place in which they aren't even given a fuck about.

Even more funny is that the most work that comes out of the spamming is maybe five minutes a day for moving threads to Chit Chat.

The ones putting the real time, effort and giving a fuck are the losers that keep the spamming going.

Even sadder is that everyone knows where it emanates from.

[DlocRoth]

Wow...

The deconstruction of Flab cuntinues...

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well done, gentlemen.

Never a dull moment.

Hi Flab....long time listener, first time caller.

I personally think it looks more like a slice of salami, but that's just me.

[Matt White]

Ya know peeps...

Sometimes the sequel just is just so abysmal that their is no point in sitting there and wasting your time....

such as....

http://images.art.com/images/-/Caddyshack-2--C10109013.jpeg

or....

http://www.postersnthings.com/posters/godfather_3.jpg

and even...

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/9/23319-large.jpg

who could forget...

http://boutique.dvdmoinscher.com/images/chud2.jpg

and of course...

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jcmy/dumbo2.jpg


AS much as they want/need us to be interested...we know how it's gonna turn out.....:mad:

[Golden AWe]

alias asking "who the fuck are you"

bwahahahahhaha

very cuntvincing

[LoungeMachine]

I cunt believe I just read all 6 pages of this shit.

What again, was the crime, Lisa?

Exactly how did it relate to you, or cause you harm?

Me thinks thou doest protest too much.


Let me bottom line it for you, sweetie. You're just pissed the kid won Attention Whore 2005, and the only thing you were nominated for was the Nipple category. Such is the price of fame.

Sour grapes.


Let me get this straight though............and I'm just spit ballin' here.....


The webbies, who are your "good friends", will allow you and your friends to spam nude men all over the place, and clog the place up with aliases, but will drop everything to help you turn the kid over to the authorities for daring to mock your bodily imperfections.

I think I got it.

By the by, isn't it a tad hypocritical for you to be chastising the kid, as well as Rikk for "encouraging" his behavior, yet all the while condone the posting of naked men all over the place?


You should really take a long hard look in the mirror, honey [ fully dressed please]

[Matt White]

Oh Boy...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001I55SS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Well, Laugh they may, but a teenager posting a thread like this on the net could reap serious consequenses for this site and as a teache and a mod you should know that.

if they are under 13 and lied on the COPPA form, it's not the site's problem...it's the parents' problem. we've already been through that at DDLR.

you really need to quit listening to that lawyer. when are you going to wake up and realize he's gonna tell you whatever you want to hear as long as he gets your money?

[Matt White]

Vin.Cent says.....

"Don't do it fellas...it SUCKED the first time around..."

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[LoungeMachine]

If anything, shouldn't we be on the kid for not spelling pepperoni correctly?

I don't want him delivering my pizzas

[Matt White]

http://www.scifilm.org/images3/islandtopworld2.jpg

Professor Ivarsson will tell ya kids..."STAY AWAY FROM THAT DAMN GRAVEYARD!!!"

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Matt White
Oh Boy...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001I55SS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I'm sure LM said fully dressed ... not backed up and bent over ...

:D

[Rikk]

That is one black hole that not even Maximillian Schell could crawl out of...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
That is one black hole that not even Maximillian Schell could crawl out of...


Come on man, I know you'd hit it once, just for kicks.........fuck, Ed Roth did.........

[Matt White]

IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE

http://www.leighslinks.com/archives/images/black_hole_foilcap.jpg

[Matt White]

POST PRON FUCKERS!!!

http://host.wildrhino.com/shakti/cr/utwb/uwzb.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

We're gonna need a bigger boat

[Matt White]

"And...more PRON!!!"

http://www.sexyhotbeaver.com/73pb_cel/16.jpg

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
That is one black hole that not even Maximillian Schell could crawl out of...

I was thinking one of those creatures from "Tremors" making its way out ...

[Bill Lumbergh]

NOW we're cookin' with gas!!!!!

[Matt White]

A Cha-cha cha!!!

[bueno bob]

So what'd I miss?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
Damn, bro, we need a second STAR GUNT thread...:p

I absolutely fucking second that.

The more Star Wars around this place, the better.

:)

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I cunt believe I just read all 6 pages of this shit.

What again, was the crime, Lisa?

Exactly how did it relate to you, or cause you harm?

Me thinks thou doest protest too much.


Let me bottom line it for you, sweetie. You're just pissed the kid won Attention Whore 2005, and the only thing you were nominated for was the Nipple category. Such is the price of fame.

Sour grapes.


Let me get this straight though............and I'm just spit ballin' here.....


The webbies, who are your "good friends", will allow you and your friends to spam nude men all over the place, and clog the place up with aliases, but will drop everything to help you turn the kid over to the authorities for daring to mock your bodily imperfections.

I think I got it.

By the by, isn't it a tad hypocritical for you to be chastising the kid, as well as Rikk for "encouraging" his behavior, yet all the while condone the posting of naked men all over the place?


You should really take a long hard look in the mirror, honey [ fully dressed please]

~BREASTS!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I absolutely fucking second that.

The more Star Wars around this place, the better.

:)


Yep.

[Matt White]

Woodn tit be larvely.....

[Matt White]

Quite right

[Matt White]

I get a charge out of the childlike deication it takes to Spam cuntinuously.....

Kind savant like...kinda like.....

Hmmmmmmmm

[Matt White]

Rally Ho!!!

[Matt White]

Who knows...it could go on forever!!!

[Warham]

These fucking threads need to be adjusted so you can't put pics in the title.

Give me five fucking minutes with this forum programming and I'll fix it.

[Matt White]

The simple pleasures of a simple mind....

[Matt White]

The best part is the Kant has nothing to say....

Absolutely NO GAME......


We spin 'em like a top everytime.....


Mindless Spam is their only avenue of retribution.....


Sad really...

[Matt White]

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Golden AWe]

I think tonight's the night when Flabby is trying to fool us by not posting.

She noticed we have noticed she always appears the same night the spammer's been here so now she has a cunning plan!

ahahhaha

[Matt White]

I'm holding out for raddishes!!!

[Matt White]

grab it

[Matt White]

again and again

[The Radiator]

http://www.spookyrecords.com/beasts%20press%20shot%20A1%20JPEG.jpg

[Matt White]

Fun with picture time?


Hmmm....

lets see..........................

[ZahZoo]

Anybody see a stray dog run through here..? Mine got outta the yard again.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Nah.....only dog I've seen run through here is the usual mangy mutt we all put up with for some reason! Fuckin' drunk........

[bueno bob]

.

[bueno bob]

WHEEEEEEEEEEE

[Unchainme]

Bob, Do you like AC/DC?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Bob, Do you like AC/DC?

More or less, why?

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by bueno bob
More or less, why?

they're my third favorite band, I was crious if you liked them or not. Do You Like Back In Black (The Album of course.)? Does it have larg?

[bueno bob]

Yes. I heard in some countries it was released under the title of "Greatest Hits".

:)

[PumpedUpMidget]

Shit, thought this was a thread about Kate Hudson.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
Shit, thought this was a thread about Kate Hudson.

Little did you know.......

:)

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Yes. I heard in some countries it was released under the title of "Greatest Hits".

:)

Shit, Bro. The Whole album is grate, kicks ass and takes names. You can listen to the whole album without skipping a track. Much like the 6 pack. Thats the sign of a good album when you can listen to the cd without skipping a track.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Shit, Bro. The Whole album is grate, kicks ass and takes names. You can listen to the whole album without skipping a track. Much like the 6 pack. Thats the sign of a good album when you can listen to the cd without skipping a track.

Yes...it was the last AC/DC album I was able to do that with, though, sadly.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I think tonight's the night when Flabby is trying to fool us by not posting.

She noticed we have noticed she always appears the same night the spammer's been here so now she has a cunning plan!

ahahhaha

what did i say!

i was right!

ahahahah

[Matt White]

SMASHING

[bueno bob]

OOOH! The plot thickens! As does the waistline!

[Matt White]

It's threads like this that make me cuntsider becoming a vegetarian

[bueno bob]

Well, I can't take it that far...God damn rabbit food...yuck! :mad:

[bueno bob]

....

[Matt White]

A Cha-cha cha!!!

[bueno bob]

Let's go rent Police Academy III

[Unchainme]

BUMP

[Matt White]

Why not?

[Sarge]

is it possible to have a thread without a title?