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Ozzy Fudd
03-19-2006, 04:06 PM
Ever wonder why?

Why do we press! harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you! :D

Jérôme Frenchise
03-19-2006, 04:35 PM
Ha! Ha! :D

And why, despite experience, do we more or less make the same mistakes throughout our lives?

Why do most people wish you a happy new year every year? Why don't we say "shitty new year" in response? That would surely do us good, and the year after we wouldn't be bothered anymore.

And why this, and why that?... It's endless! :cool:

blonddgirl777
03-19-2006, 06:18 PM
L.O.L... Good thread!

Why is there violence made to computers, screens and mice, every days?
WHY?...
When most of the time, the real problem is sitting about 12" from that (poor) screen?

Why do we accelerate on a yellow light, when we all know it means "slow down"?

Why do Frankster and I always end up arguing on the same ol' topics when we both very well know
that none of us will "convert" to the other's way of thinking?

Why???

Terry
03-19-2006, 06:41 PM
And why is it we, after shucking out two loads in an hour, will still lay back and attempt to climax again, even when we know there no juice left in our sacks to squeeze out, and our arms hurt and we feel a little woozy and even thinking about having sex with our sisters won't help us get it up and we should really stop rubbing the thing for like a week or so because it will help get some feeling back into our tingly parts again and we....


...Oh, suppose I should replace 'we' with 'myself' on the stuff above...

Never mind

lunar_eclipse
03-19-2006, 06:55 PM
Why do we sing "Take me out to the Ballgame" when we are already there?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea , does that mean the 5th person enjoys it?

If a deaf person goes to court.....is it still called a hearing?

Why do people point to their wrist when they inquire as to the time but do not point to their crotch when asking where a bathroom is located?

Why do we select only two people for President but 50 for Miss America?

hmmmm....somting to tink about....

Terry
03-19-2006, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by lunar_eclipse
Why do we sing "Take me out to the Ballgame" when we are already there?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea , does that mean the 5th person enjoys it?

If a deaf person goes to court.....is it still called a hearing?

Why do people point to their wrist when they inquire as to the time but do not point to their crotch when asking where a bathroom is located?

Why do we select only two people for President but 50 for Miss America?

hmmmm....somting to tink about....


Good stuff