Meet Gaylord The Gazelle

[Reverberator]

This is Gaylord the Gazelle and he's a right fookin' pooftah !!

He larves young men with big knobs .

[Rikk]

Stickying this.

[Reverberator]

Gaylord the Gazelle says .....

I'm gonna fuck y'all up the ass , then I'm gonna gouge y'all t' death with ma big gay horns.

[Mr Grimsdale]

ooh you are awful
but i like you!

[Mr Grimsdale]

GAYLORD!

[bueno bob]

Spectacular!

[tjvhou812]

get em alan

[Matt White]

THe rascal!!!

[bueno bob]

Well now!

[Matt White]

GRATE GALLOPING GHOST!!!

[bueno bob]

You don't say?

[Matt White]

I do say!!!

[bueno bob]

Well, I never!

What filth!

What degredation!

Post more!

[Matt White]

VRRROOOMMMM!!!!

[tjvhou812]

i just dont know what to say

[Reverberator]

Bow down to Gaylord the Gazelle.

But make sure he's not behind you !

[tjvhou812]

We must'nt have any of that

[Matt White]

He's crafty!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

GAYLORD!

[Matt White]

The Backdoor Man of the African Safari

[bueno bob]

A cheeky devil if ever there was one.

[Matt White]

YES YES YES

[Matt White]

.

[bueno bob]

Good heavens!

[Matt White]

Exactly exactly.

[Golden AWe]

PRAISE THE GAYLORD!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

are you really sure about that?

[Reverberator]

He's from Barcelona you know .

[bueno bob]

http://i13.ebayimg.com/03/i/06/92/0d/40_1_b.JPG

[Steve Savicki]

His name has "Gay" in it because it's gay, just like this thread. Take this SH|T over to http://p202.ezboard.com/blaurabranigandiscussionboard21154

[ThrillsNSpills]

They need to update the Laura Branigan board with a picture of her now.

[Matt White]

I SEE YOU GILLIGAN!!!!


Bored with the POWER RANGER board I see.......

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
His name has "Gay" in it because it's gay, just like this thread. Take this SH|T over to http://p202.ezboard.com/blaurabranigandiscussionboard21154

how very, very rude!

[Matt White]

Steve is like that...the unwanted guest with an unpopular opinion,,,,,

[ThrillsNSpills]

GILLIGAN

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://www.elinfiernito.com.mx/2006/02/13/img/trex.gif

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
His name has "Gay" in it because it's gay, just like this thread. Take this SH|T over to http://p202.ezboard.com/blaurabranigandiscussionboard21154

He knows nothing .

[tjvhou812]

why i oughtta

[Matt White]

Steve's a Kant...and an unfunny one at that....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
http://www.elinfiernito.com.mx/2006/02/13/img/trex.gif

I had a seizure over this.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

:mad:

[bueno bob]

Damnit! I just had another one!


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Matt White]

HA!!!



It never fails.......................

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Damnit! I just had another one!


LLLLLLAAARRRGGGHHH!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[bueno bob]

Well, yeah, that too.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I had a seizure over this.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

:mad:


You wern't supposed to stare at it.

Anyway, the antidote is chugging a bottle of ketchup

[ThrillsNSpills]

Heinz, not generic or you will have more seizures.

[Matt White]

HA!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i have an erection

it's in my garden

[Reverberator]

Size of a sunflower .
























Seed .

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
His name has "Gay" in it because it's gay, just like this thread. Take this SH|T over to http://p202.ezboard.com/blaurabranigandiscussionboard21154

You hate this Forum, yet you monitor it like Katydid checks the crotch-girth on Catholic school boys...

Give it a rest already, try not caring about things that don't involve you...

[Nickdfresh]

I have severe ball-chafe from having gigundus testicles...

[Matt White]

Try the corn-starch powder...GOLD BOND

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm twisting my melons man

[Matt White]

You're "twisting your melons man"? What'd he ever do to you?

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh you rascal!
you complete rascal!

[Matt White]

A Cha-cha cha™!!!!

[tjvhou812]

gold bond is good shit...i say

[Mr Grimsdale]

well don't!

[Matt White]

HA!!!


HE got 'em!!!

[tjvhou812]

forget paris

[bueno bob]

Gaylord, you dirty bastard.

Been spending most your life living in a Gazelle's paradise!

ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhhhhh-ahh-ah.

:mad:

http://www.duke.edu/~mnp/images/Gazelle_or_Okapi_butts_JPG.jpg

[Matt White]

The rotter!!!

[bueno bob]

What a cunt!

:mad:

[Mr Grimsdale]

i will not tolerate this perversitude!

i simply will NOT

[bueno bob]

Well it's about time somebody put their foot down!

I'm getting angrier by the minute!

:mad:

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Whats a cunt!

:mad:

something that makes you say, i'm about to blow my load

or

something that makes you say, I dont fucking need ya anyway

[Matt White]

POP

BANG FIZZZ

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
something that makes you say, i'm about to blow my load

or

something that makes you say, I dont fucking need ya anyway

Ahh. Now eye sea!

[Matt White]

Well shiver me timbers!!!


Where's Gary?!?!

[bueno bob]

I believe Gaylord the Gazelle and Randy the Rhinocerous would get on with each other quite famously.

[Matt White]

SHOCKING

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm warning you all

this is going too far!

[Reverberator]

I am appauled .

This is far too much for me to take .

PLEASE STOP .

[tjvhou812]

i hope alan dont run into gaylord

[Golden AWe]

BAM

[bueno bob]

Oh, but there'll be consequences!

[Matt White]

THE JUDGES ARE COMING!!!

[tjvhou812]

you tell judge joe brown to go fuck himself

[tjvhou812]

that prick

[Matt White]

THE DARK JUDGES

[bueno bob]

I hate Joe Brown!

And Judy's a cunt!!

TV Judges are GAY!

:mad:

[Matt White]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[bueno bob]

I say we get 'em!

:mad:

[Matt White]

They're heading this way...very soon....

[bueno bob]

They're going to find me guilty of overposting, no doubt...

[Mr Grimsdale]

i've got my cock out!

[bueno bob]

But are you going to rock out?

Everyone is waiting to see what you will do...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
They're going to find me guilty of overposting, no doubt...

We're only 3+ months into '06...and I think you got "Attention Whore" already locked up!!!:mad:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
We're only 3+ months into '06...and I think you got "Attention Whore" already locked up!!!:mad:

Nah, Unchainme's still got that title lock, stock and barrel...

[bueno bob]

We should give him some kind of title just to get him to shut up...

Sheep Pen's Whipping Boy....Sheep Pen's Pee-on...maybe...

[Matt White]

"SHEEP PEN Lackey"

"SHEEP PEN Gofer"

"SHEEP PEN Surf"

[Reverberator]

SHEEP PEN Knob head .

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm fizzing

i'm fizzing clean out of my cock
this is remarkable

i have never felt such pain!

[Matt White]

SHEEP PEN PISSER

[Mr Grimsdale]

i need to shit

i cannot hold it in one moment longer!

[Reverberator]

Gaylord could pack it back in for you , he's very helpful like that .

[Golden AWe]

i need to take a shite.

[bueno bob]

I could video tape it.

We'll make a killing on ebay...

[Matt White]

RAM IT RAM IT RAM IT

[Mr Grimsdale]

next years oscars here we come!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Gaylord could pack it back in for you , he's very helpful like that .

mr humphries!

[Matt White]

SHOCKING

[tjvhou812]

yes it is

[bueno bob]

What does Jordan the Rat think about all this?

:confused:

[Matt White]

He's run off with a gerbil!!!!:D


HA!!!:D

[Matt White]

Or...maybe it was a hedge-hog!!!!:D

[Mr Grimsdale]

i am being sucked towards the ceiling

i cannot prevent this

[Cockney Cant]

fack orf .

[Matt White]

He's back!!!

[bueno bob]

That scamp!

You know, somebody should do something about him.

[Matt White]

He needs to share his pie........

[Mr Grimsdale]

that rude young man needs to learn some manners

this is indicative of the decline in moral values in today's society

[tjvhou812]

Nice white teeth

[bueno bob]

I think he needs to be grounded to his room.

NO POT PIE FOR DINNER! :mad:

[Alan the Grate]

Hmm. Cunts, I think, are quite parallel to the preposition in front of us. How can it be that checks are measured against the latitude of longevity, you may ask.

You'd be wrong! :mad:

[bueno bob]

Don't fuck with Alan the Panther.

Hail Alan.

[Matt White]

RE-MARC-ABLE

[Matt White]

Really...it is...

[Alan the Grate]

Verily. I shalt telleth my cousin Gaylord that thee said so.

Matt White<-------Larg

[Reverberator]

Gaylord would kick your teeth in .

[tjvhou812]

lets get ready to rumble

[Matt White]

LET'S GET IT ON

[bueno bob]

Whee-lee-lee!

[Reverberator]

.... Or more probably , Gaylord would fuck yer ass with his 3" diameter knob .

[Matt White]

Revolting!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'll knock yer teeth out with me cock!

[Matt White]

Show off...................

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!

[Reverberator]

Look at Gaylords cock ... it's shaped like a Gazelles cock .

How interesting .

[Mr Grimsdale]

well really!

[Matt White]

The cheeky devil!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

my cock is shaped like a jar of raspberry jam

[Matt White]

Mine is like a garden hoe!

[Matt White]

HI DE HO

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm beating mine with a mallet to make it into a pair of scissors

[Matt White]

VRRROOOOMMMMMMM

[Mr Grimsdale]

i see you baby

shakin' that ass
shakin' that ass

[tjvhou812]

im taking whisky to the party 2nite

[Reverberator]

And I'm lookin' for somebody to fist ..a .

[Matt White]

Get on up!!!

Stay on the scene......

[tjvhou812]

pimpin aint easy

[Mr Grimsdale]

please please beat me now

[bueno bob]

Somebody get me a shot!

[Matt White]

beat beat beat

[tjvhou812]

fuck you, you fuckin, fuck

[tjvhou812]

silly rabbit, trips are for kids

[Matt White]

RE-MARK-ABLE

[bueno bob]

Spectacular!

What will Gaylord do next?

[tjvhou812]

Im thinkin he's gonna make a guest appearance on days of our lives

[bueno bob]

That would only be fitting.

[Mr Grimsdale]

please be seated please

vud vud vud

[Matt White]

Oh the things people say.....

[Mr Grimsdale]

vud vud vud

[tjvhou812]

lock and load

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Reverberator
And I'm lookin' for somebody to fist ..a .

fistfakk!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

language timothy!

[Matt White]

Rally Ho!!!

[Gaylord Gazelle]

Hi, I'm Gaylord and I want to say Reverberator is a fag for bringing up my name.

[Matt White]

I sense a pattern here...................

[Matt White]

A Lack of humor seems to be the key................

[tjvhou812]

you might be on to something

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

this is the first post in this god awful thread with more than 20 words and a sense of intelligence! Long live Fucking Axl Rose! Where are you buddy?

[Mr Grimsdale]

up the crudder!

[Matt White]

And now....for something totally different......















































http://www.polish-naturals.com/busty/756vlf/15.jpg

[Mr Grimsdale]

are we going to the zoo tomorrow?

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
this is the first post in this god awful thread with more than 20 words and a sense of intelligence! Long live Fucking Axl Rose! Where are you buddy?

You appear to be correct .

Well done .

[tjvhou812]

20 words...thats just too much to type

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Gaylord Gazelle
Hi, I'm Gaylord and I want to say Reverberator is a fag for bringing up my name.

nope, you're a nancy boy.

[Matt White]

OI OI OI tits magic.....

[Mr Grimsdale]

look at my lovely balloons!

[tjvhou812]

strap it on

[Mr Grimsdale]

how very, very rude!

[Golden AWe]

you love it you slaaaag

(with my best mr grimsdale imitation)

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!

jáeneous!

[Reverberator]

The Finnish Tarby !

[Matt White]

SHOCKING!!!

[thome]

I refuse to comment on this in anyway shape or form.

Really,<(does a comma go here),(and here)>,<(how about there too)>, ..........<(what do all these little dots mean?)the audasity, Well i never..!

[thome]

Isn't this about the time someone goes off to make a nice salad..?

[Matt White]

I like salad!!!:cool:

[thome]

I hear Bueno Bob makes a great salad.

He seems to be always up for a great salad.

[thome]

I have a fear that there is not enough salad being made.

Once again i refuse to comment on this silly thread, but i do feel compelled to comment on the growing lack of salad.

[Wawazat]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/unert/psyreg1.jpg

Reggae salad

[thome]

Salad pockets... what were they thinking.?

Gaylord the Gazelle should be alerted to this hippie trend to put everthing in pocket sized confinement.!

Neet little stash pouch, That's their way!

Damn Dirtie Hippies!











Ja Man!
Pink, Blue, Yellow ,Green, Soda.

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm plumbing my plumbables

[Matt White]

HI DE HO

[Mr Grimsdale]

mmm... beefy

[Reverberator]

Cockney Cant has forgotten his password when his pc went down last month .

He has telephoned me to pass on this message .

" Fack orf " .

[Matt White]

HA!!!

He's a rude young man that one is...............

[Mr Grimsdale]

how very, very rude!

[thome]

Orf'ing the Fakk will commence as soon as- The Gazelle- frees all of the salads from tiny confinement in pooff pastries!

It's juswrooooong!

[Matt White]

ANd now....time for something totally different.................




















http://www.apneatic.com/hosted/tgp/images/14.jpg

[bueno bob]

Smashing...

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is quite uncalled for
quite, quite uncalled for

[Matt White]

You larve it you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

hahahahaah!

YEAH!

[Cockney Cant]

FACK ORF

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh my!

how very, very rude!

[Matt White]

That rude young man is back....alert the proper authorities!!!

[Golden AWe]

RIPPED!

[Mr Grimsdale]

just like my scrotum

[Matt White]

THe 'ol "marble bag"???


OUCH

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!

[thome]

I refuse to type or write or even comment on this most annoying thread
and i will no be -typeing- or -wroteing- at this moment, about these
rediculous .......................things......... that are said here!

So there......... however, i will make it very clear the Cant is the only
reason i live !..The Cant and Salad.... I also live for Salad... and commenting in threads..... i live for that too and Beer... Beer is ok also.


NO COMMENT!

[Mr Grimsdale]

clit boy 95!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Cockney Cant
FACK ORF

Good grief!

It's only appropriate that this rude young man came back on Satan's birthday.

I say!

[Mr Grimsdale]

how awful

he's a rotter and a first class stinker too

[bueno bob]

Give 'er the goose!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i should coco

[Golden AWe]

where's gaylord?

and cockney cant, he's still missing his password?

[Mr Grimsdale]

cockney cant is bumming gaylord into next week

[Cockney Cant]

Fack orf.

[Matt White]

That rude man has returned!

[thome]

MORE, CANT!!!

.......^ Does thy comma go there.?

and aboot this period................^



and what's the deal with all the Dots..?


I'd pay real money to see the Cant mount Gaylord The Gazelle and Ride Baby


ahhhhh, Mount Cant tis abeatiful site to beholden.


RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm a blue toothbrush

[Reverberator]

OMG , LOL .

[Mr Grimsdale]

FOP!

[Reverberator]

SMC!

[Golden AWe]

gaylord's opinion is binnie is a faakin' kant.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Reverberator
SMC!

first word?

[Reverberator]

Such .

[Golden AWe]

a-ha!

TOM.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Such .

Ee.

[Reverberator]

Did anyone ever see the irony of this thread?

[Mr Grimsdale]

ooh you are awful!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Bang.

I've heard it's delicious when roasted and... Ah! Sorry! :o

[Mr Grimsdale]

one skin
two skin
three skin...

[VonTootinstein]

ZE FORESKIN HAS ARRIVED! LOOK BUSY!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Did anyone ever see the irony of this thread?

Was it in the front or back? I came in on the ass end.

[Mr Grimsdale]

how very, very rude!

[Matt White]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[thome]

Need........ More......... Cant! YES!

[Mr Grimsdale]

open the door get on the floor

[thome]

Gaylord needs to get his back off of the wall!

Howzee gonna doit if he really done wanna dance..?

Krazzy koodo, eye ballin Gaylords, Lady, that's what!

Gaylord sais, "CMON MF," to the Koodoo.. koodoo just hops away.

I saw the Whole Thing!

Incredible!

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is utterly preposterous!

[Matt White]

Walk the dinosaur!!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i would love to!

[Matt White]

When in Rome.............

[Mr Grimsdale]

but not in gaye pari!

[Golden AWe]

Haven't seen a single cant in ages!

[Mr Grimsdale]

they're all over here!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i actually saw a young dark haired kate garraway lookalike last night

i nearly soiled my pantaloons

she was dancing in a very naughty way and had the naughtiest mouth i have ever, ever, EVER seen

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Haven't seen a single cant in ages!

Double cant and chips.

[Mr Grimsdale]

fer fooks sake, what about the kate garraway lookalike!

[Reverberator]

I bet it was a bloke .

Easy mistake when yer pissed.

I once mistook Noddy Holder for Susie Perry.

I like Noddy more .... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
in a musical way.

[Mr Grimsdale]

i tell you this kate garraway lookalike was no bloke

she was jiggling about in a very appealing way and had a very naughty mouth

[Golden AWe]

Gaylord will be back.

So will Cant.

Pork sauce, peas and mashed Cantatoes.

[Mr Grimsdale]

i want to see that kate garraway lookalike again

and suggest placing my porn sausage between her bristols

[Reverberator]

Un stickied .

Another reason to ferk off.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Un stickied .

Another reason to ferk off.

Gaylord back on air.

[Reverberator]

Good Lad .