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Cockney Cant
03-21-2006, 02:34 PM
I'm in the Tower of Larndon for ten fackin' years .

Fack orf .

Reverberator
03-21-2006, 02:41 PM
You stupid cant .

Rikk
03-21-2006, 02:50 PM
This is ridiculous!

Mr Grimsdale
03-21-2006, 02:57 PM
that rude boy is back!

Matt White
03-22-2006, 12:49 AM
Keep an eye on him....

Reverberator
03-22-2006, 02:57 PM
I don't like his attitude .

Mr Grimsdale
03-22-2006, 04:08 PM
he's obviously from a council estate

Matt White
03-22-2006, 10:27 PM
It's true!

Matt White
03-22-2006, 10:28 PM
He is rude!

Matt White
03-22-2006, 10:28 PM
And a bit uncultured!

bueno bob
03-23-2006, 03:25 AM
I find the old chap rather remarkable.

But he is a cunt.

Matt White
03-23-2006, 11:01 AM
He's a rascal for sure...but he's very clean.

Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2006, 03:24 PM
he's a ruffian!

i blame his parents

bueno bob
03-24-2006, 03:00 AM
What this world needs is more adult supervision.

Matt White
03-24-2006, 08:36 AM
Or more capital punishement!!!

Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2006, 01:21 PM
that cockney cant needs to serve in the army

that's what these children need

discipline!

bueno bob
03-25-2006, 05:16 AM
Right you are, Grim.

Matt White
03-26-2006, 03:36 PM
CRack that whip!!!

Mr Grimsdale
03-26-2006, 03:43 PM
beat beat beat

see, he hasn't come back!

Cockney Cant
03-26-2006, 05:31 PM
Fack orf .

Matt White
03-26-2006, 10:10 PM
The Merry Prankster!!!

Mr Grimsdale
03-27-2006, 02:13 PM
that rude young man has come back

somebody call the police
somebody call his parents!

Matt White
03-28-2006, 12:52 PM
Then call the Vicker!!!

Mr Grimsdale
03-28-2006, 03:06 PM
and fist his daughters!

Reverberator
03-29-2006, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Then call the Vicker!!!

Has the man of the cloth got a sinus complaint ?

Matt White
03-29-2006, 05:57 PM
A Cha-cha chaŽ!!!

bueno bob
03-30-2006, 03:33 AM
What a grand development!

Mr Grimsdale
03-30-2006, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
Has the man of the cloth got a sinus complaint ?

hahahaha

Matt White
03-31-2006, 12:03 AM
What a woofter!!!

bueno bob
03-31-2006, 03:29 AM
This is one of the outright rudest threads I've ever seen.

I'm ashamed.

Matt White
03-31-2006, 11:52 AM
HA!!!

It's just right then....

Mr Grimsdale
03-31-2006, 12:42 PM
this must be stopped

cockney cant must be banned or at the very least made a senior politician

Reverberator
03-31-2006, 03:53 PM
I think he needs to be Project Manager for Wembley .

Cockney Cant's a cant but at least he can finish .

Fack orf .

Golden AWe
03-31-2006, 03:54 PM
he's the hugh hefner of hounslow.

Matt White
04-01-2006, 12:35 AM
The "Bane of Brisbane"

Golden AWe
04-01-2006, 03:36 AM
where am i?

Matt White
04-01-2006, 12:57 PM
"You are now in Sing Sing..."

bueno bob
04-02-2006, 03:56 AM
And looking over a four leaf clover...

Mr Grimsdale
04-02-2006, 04:58 PM
i'm masturbating over her tits

bueno bob
04-03-2006, 02:51 AM
An awesome move...

Matt White
04-03-2006, 12:48 PM
A winner every time!!!

Mr Grimsdale
04-03-2006, 03:39 PM
i've pulled it clean off!

Reverberator
04-03-2006, 06:38 PM
Extreme Wank ... Issue 1 .

Golden AWe
04-04-2006, 06:09 AM
this is titscreme!

Matt White
04-04-2006, 11:55 AM
Rolly Polly Mickey Lolitch!!!

Mr Grimsdale
04-04-2006, 03:14 PM
another one for the rolly polly!

Golden AWe
04-05-2006, 02:28 AM
cant was arrested for anal larceny.

bueno bob
04-05-2006, 10:19 AM
A smashing development...

Matt White
04-05-2006, 12:46 PM
The doighty bugger!!!

Mr Grimsdale
04-05-2006, 04:00 PM
in so many ways

Matt White
04-05-2006, 09:11 PM
Rock out...

Golden AWe
04-06-2006, 07:29 AM
Cant is quite a devil. A dead one that is :o

Mr Grimsdale
04-06-2006, 04:52 PM
where is that cant cunt?

Cockney Cant
04-06-2006, 06:37 PM
You cants .

Fack orf .

Me old mate just came rarnd me flat and I said to 'im look at these cants on this ere screen , they're callin me rude.... , you know what he said ?

Tell em to fack orf .

That's when I knew he was a cant .

Now I have no friends and I am really lonely .

FACK ORF .

Matt White
04-07-2006, 11:50 AM
BUt he's very clean...............

Mr Grimsdale
04-07-2006, 12:53 PM
that boy is so very, very rude!

i'm having an attack of the vapours

oh my!

Matt White
04-07-2006, 11:58 PM
He does like to ruffle the feathers a bit, that one!

Mr Grimsdale
04-09-2006, 05:05 PM
don't encourage him!

Matt White
04-10-2006, 10:43 AM
The rascal!!!

Mr Grimsdale
04-10-2006, 05:01 PM
the young scalliwag

Reverberator
04-10-2006, 05:26 PM
He's got lots of issues .


Mostly Knave and Penthouse.

Matt White
04-11-2006, 12:15 PM
He's a rascal!!!

Mr Grimsdale
04-11-2006, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
He's got lots of issues .


Mostly Knave and Penthouse.

oh blimey!
(cue sid james laugh)

Matt White
04-12-2006, 11:36 AM
OUI!!!

Mr Grimsdale
04-12-2006, 04:07 PM
knave, razzle, forum

gawd, pure class

Matt White
04-12-2006, 10:53 PM
SMASHING

Mr Grimsdale
04-15-2006, 04:09 AM
dirty, cheap 80s porn

nothing like it

kept me sane at school

flappo
04-15-2006, 04:34 AM
i always had a soft spot for razzle

maybe that should be hard

bueno bob
04-15-2006, 07:29 AM
Quite right.

Matt White
04-15-2006, 12:27 PM
HA!!!


80's Porn.......GINGER GINGER GINGER

Matt White
04-16-2006, 10:54 PM
Where has that rude man gone too....?

Mr Grimsdale
04-17-2006, 05:09 PM
he's probably been arrested

and about time too

we don't want that sort of behaviour here!

Reverberator
05-19-2006, 06:31 PM
He is currently on holiday in Sarfend with Bob Hoskins and Lorraine Chase .

A love triangle involving a seafood fetish .

He told me to say ...

Mr Grimsdale
05-21-2006, 06:25 PM
he's a very rude young man and i hope he never returns

Reverberator
05-30-2006, 07:18 PM
He needs your help .

Mr Grimsdale
06-02-2006, 02:04 PM
he's a rotter and a bounder!

mako_kimura
08-09-2006, 08:52 AM
Damn Straight..

SensibleShoes
08-09-2006, 02:38 PM
Has someone pointed out that the Queen Mum is quite dead?

Golden AWe
08-11-2006, 01:27 AM
necrophilia on the horizon.

Mr Grimsdale
08-11-2006, 02:18 PM
i'm pointing

I'M FOOKIN' POINTING!

Golden AWe
08-13-2006, 07:27 AM
you're pointing out with your coch!

Mr Grimsdale
08-14-2006, 05:16 PM
Exactly exactly.

Wawazat
08-15-2006, 10:54 AM
it´s good to have a point anyway

SensibleShoes
08-15-2006, 12:48 PM
all indicators point to pointing

Mr Grimsdale
08-15-2006, 03:58 PM
i'd like to point with you

Cockney Cant
08-16-2006, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Has someone pointed out that the Queen Mum is quite dead?

I shoved a jellied eel up the Queen Mums arse .

took me ages to dig 'er up .

Fack , fack , fack .

Mr Grimsdale
08-17-2006, 04:57 PM
your rudeness will not be tolerated for much longer!

mark my words

Figs
08-18-2006, 08:56 AM
This thread has made me lose faith in humanity....

Wawazat
08-18-2006, 09:27 AM
now you´re talking

SensibleShoes
08-18-2006, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
i'd like to point with you

Grimmy please defend my honor. The Elvis-tards are over there besmirching my reputation. First they said I was a fag, now they say I am a walking talking vagina.

I'm ruined. RUINED.

Mr Grimsdale
08-18-2006, 01:44 PM
let me caress your caressables

Matt White
08-18-2006, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by SensibleShoes
...now they say I am a walking talking vagina.

I'm ruined. RUINED.

HOW is that a "bad" thing?!?:confused:

SensibleShoes
08-19-2006, 01:03 PM
Um.....well it sounded bad.

But you're right.

SensibleShoes
08-19-2006, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
let me caress your caressables

I'm better now.

Wawazat
08-21-2006, 05:53 AM
We wanna take you higher

Mr Grimsdale
08-23-2006, 03:59 PM
and possibly lower too

Matt White
08-23-2006, 04:32 PM
Full steam ahead

Golden AWe
08-24-2006, 09:03 AM
check out my princess diana thread!

Matt White
08-24-2006, 03:10 PM
HI DE HO

Mr Grimsdale
08-24-2006, 04:15 PM
bor bor!
pish-te-kuh
pish-te-kuh
pish-te-kuh

hello ivor!

Cockney Cant
05-23-2007, 03:47 PM
fack orf fat controller.

katie
05-23-2007, 06:43 PM
Now then men gather round,
HQ have decided that the Sheep Pen are to be given a bone by a group of chaps called hitchworld69.

We the men of Walmington-on-Sea will be standing by because we knew those sheep pen idiots will fuck up again.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/220/dadsarmy_1.jpg




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Golden AWe
05-24-2007, 04:52 AM
What are you talking about?

katie
05-24-2007, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
What are you talking about?

http://www.etontshirt.co.uk/designs/LC23.gif






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Golden AWe
05-24-2007, 05:15 AM
Are you on drugs? Your emotions are changing all the time.

katie
05-24-2007, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
Are you on drugs? Your emotions are changing all the time.

Stop taking things so personally.

Please don't end up like Shaun P

That would be tragic

Wawazat
05-24-2007, 07:21 AM
The sputtering plankton strikes again, impressive.

katie
05-24-2007, 07:22 AM
and cool!

Wawazat
05-24-2007, 07:24 AM
Cool as nerd can be.

Wawazat
05-24-2007, 07:24 AM
zero

katie
05-24-2007, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by Wawazat
zero

Thanks wazwazshat i will play that CD later 5 stars coming your way bro

Cool!

Zero the Hero - Black Sabbath

Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
And we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
And that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
Really a Hero

You sit there watch it all burn down
It's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
With a magic in their music as they eat raw liver

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
Really a Hero

You stand there captain we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
With your balls and your head full of nothing
It's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
Really a Hero

ThrillsNSpills
05-24-2007, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by katie
and cool!

I'm hoping by the end of the picture that someone crazyglues your flaps closed before you commit a travesty towards humanity by reproducing.

katie
05-24-2007, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
I'm hoping by the end of the picture that someone crazyglues your flaps closed before you commit a travesty towards humanity by reproducing.

Wow that is cool Mr Pills

Reverberator
05-24-2007, 06:54 PM
Where's Cockney cant?

katie
05-24-2007, 07:02 PM
Could you wrestle a poodle & win?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Q3QMk8fzL._SS500_.jpg

Hardrock69
05-25-2007, 02:15 AM
Batman - Exclusive Original Television Soundtrack Album
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/865/duo23zl8.jpg

Here's an awesome album that was put out in 1966 featuring some of the score of that television program. The theme song was by Neil Hefti, and is the first cut on this album, but the rest is by a man named Nelson Riddle and it also features short snippets of dialogue by the original cast.


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PBV2XGY5

flappo
05-26-2007, 05:06 AM
that is fookin grate !!

Golden AWe
05-28-2007, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by katie
Stop taking things so personally.

Please don't end up like Shaun P

That would be tragic

what the fook are you talking aboot?

me taking something in the internet personally?

yer the one with mood changes!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH

the net periods

JAM RAGS!!!!

katie
06-01-2007, 10:24 PM
Rikk - When are you going to sort The Sheep Pen out you lazy cunt!

It was people like you that fucked it up,


How can you turn things around?


How long can you keep doing nothing?


Long live Rikk's Sheep Pen

Diamondjimi
06-03-2007, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by kUNtie
Rikk - When are you going to sort The Sheep Pen out you lazy cunt!

It was people like you that fucked it up,


How can you turn things around?


How long can you keep doing nothing?


Long live Rikk's Sheep Pen

Jeezus H . You should be very proud.

Seems you have mastered the long lost art of copy 'n paste ...(9 fucking posts of the same thing.)

Amazing !!!

QUICK ,SOMEONE CALL BILL GATES ABOUT THIS !!!!

katie
06-03-2007, 07:38 PM
Rikk - When are you going to sort The Sheep Pen out you lazy cunt!

It was people like you that fucked it up,


How can you turn things around?


How long can you keep doing nothing?


Long live Rikk's Sheep Pen

Golden AWe
06-04-2007, 06:38 AM
Are you perhaps lonely, Katie?

katie
06-04-2007, 07:21 AM
Are you trying to get an invite to Katie Towers?

Golden AWe
06-05-2007, 04:49 AM
I'm watching you and I don't get a very positive impression.

katie
06-05-2007, 05:03 AM
If i sat on your face, do you think you would still be able to hear the stereo?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g306/pamelapk77/105.jpg

Golden AWe
06-05-2007, 05:05 AM
But that's not you in the photo.

Why are you afraid of posting your real pic here?

Mr Grimsdale
06-07-2007, 04:38 PM
We are together now.

Golden AWe
06-08-2007, 12:05 AM
You and Cant?

Mr Grimsdale
07-12-2007, 03:58 PM
gordon bennett!

Reverberator
07-17-2007, 07:18 PM
Fart.

flappo
07-31-2007, 04:02 PM
a classic thread no mishtakes

Nickdfresh
07-31-2007, 05:32 PM
Like a cheesgrater to my bollocks.

Reverberator
08-02-2007, 07:12 PM
Sad news about Reidy , top bloke.

Cockney Cant
08-02-2007, 07:14 PM
Sad news about Reidy , top bloke.

Reverberator
12-27-2008, 05:58 AM
i wonder where Cockney cant is?

Figs
12-27-2008, 05:58 PM
He's a dandy fellow.....

bueno bob
12-28-2008, 04:49 AM
And a cunt.

But aren't we all?

Cockney Cant
02-23-2009, 04:55 PM
That qween mum was a dirty old bag.

Fack orf.