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Loons The Great
03-26-2006, 04:50 PM
Here's an ALAE ditty that seems to take a beating when Van Hagar fans try to argue lyrics...I think this tune is stellah...hey baby hoppin an boppin an poppin with de best bet for the boss meet at the top of the pops smash gold with the timely tunes for those with the textured taste...put on yo glacier goggles one time nah yez...would y'all still be listenin' to this tune if you wuz blind??????...


Hammerhead Shark

It was a time of trouble
And a time of grief
Kings lay with whores
And begat thieves
Yeah the world was wicked

And their hearts were cold
Noah said to his missus
Well, it's time to go
Lord said to Noah
'Fore ya float that arc
You better save me a space
For my hammerhead shark
Whoa yeah, the Hammerhead Shark
Now, now now Johnny liked to drink and fight
And he raised big hell every Saturday night

When the sheriff found him
Nearly broken in two
Sheriff said to Johnny
Well, I think I know who
If he had teeth like knives
And skin like bark
You musta rumbled it up
With a Hammerhead Shark
Mmm, the Hammerhead Shark
A woman went to court
Entered her plea
Said, "Keep my husband away from me...
He don't understand what a man should know
By the time I could teach him
He'd be far too old!
Judge I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark
Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark"

Hammerhead Shark
Watch me know, watch me know
(Here he comes)
Take it easy baby, Take it easy
(Here he comes)
Watch me know, watch me know
(Here he comes)
Wow!

Over there, over there!
Women all over, cross the USA
Got spoiled to death in the hammerhead way
President went to Congress, here's what he said:
"Gentlemen, our honor has been betrayed!
We're in deep, deep water, 'less I missed my mark
Put out an APB on the Hammerhead Shark!"

Wow!
A woman went to court
Entered her plea
Said, "Keep my husband away from me...
He don't understand what a man should know
By the time I could teach him
He'd be far too old!"
Beep bop belula bitty bop shoo wow!
I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark
Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark

Whoa, the Hammerhead Shark
Wow!
Yeah, the Hammerhead Shark
Ooo, the hammer, hammerhead
Swim away baby!
Just a Hammerhead Shark
Shake it baby
Swim a lil faster, mama
Just a Hammerhead Shark
Just a shark on the street mama

A LIL ZEN HEADED YO WAY

Loons The Great
03-27-2006, 01:12 PM
Swim a lil' mo' fastah mama!!

http://www.liddiard.demon.co.uk/photoix/hammerhead/hammerhead.htm

Loons The Great
03-27-2006, 01:14 PM
The Hammerhead Shark-a

Loons The Great
03-27-2006, 01:14 PM
http://www.isidore-of-seville.com/hammerhead/11.html

Loons The Great
03-27-2006, 02:44 PM
Some ol' reviews of ALAE including some talk 'bout Hammerhead Shark nah:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000008K9M/002-8953402-1637652?v=glance&n=5174

Loons The Great
03-27-2006, 02:52 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Little_Ain't_Enough

DlocRoth
03-27-2006, 06:23 PM
Love the song, Loons....

Interestingly enough, the Amazon review link you posted said the song sucks. :)

Loons The Great
03-27-2006, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
Love the song, Loons....

Interestingly enough, the Amazon review link you posted said the song sucks. :)

LOL, one reviewer said it was a catchy tune, but the Amazon review link says:

"...The only filler on this album is "Hammerhead Shark" which is a dud. The album would have been meaner and leaner without it..."



I seriously belieb Hammerhead Shark is the Mack The Knife of the 90's. An' natch'l, the song trumps any song by Van Hagar, Sammy Hagar, Extreme, Tribute To Buddha, or Gary Cherone. Yez Yez YEAH!!!!!!

PumpedUpMidget
03-27-2006, 07:27 PM
One of Dave's best solo tracks!!

DlocRoth
03-27-2006, 08:08 PM
I'm a bit more of a 40 below man, myself.

Loons The Great
04-05-2006, 08:33 AM
Rumble it up nah!! Yez...Yes...Yas...alright alright...juz a shark on de street, mama...

mako_kimura
04-07-2006, 05:59 PM
Well, Loons, again you surprise me. I always figured you to be more of a fan of Tell the Truth or Sensible Shoes

Loons The Great
04-12-2006, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by mako_kimura
Well, Loons, again you surprise me. I always figured you to be more of a fan of Tell the Truth or Sensible Shoes

...Of course Ize dig 'em tunes, youngblood...but right nah I'm talkin' some fight a shark with a toothpick blues rock somethin' or notha tune right chere a how how how how...

Loons The Great
03-30-2007, 12:38 AM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

chi-town324
03-30-2007, 08:45 AM
Great song Indeed

ELVIS
03-30-2007, 09:54 AM
It's a lot better if you just read the lyrics...

Listening to it still sucks...


:elvis:

Loons The Great
04-12-2007, 09:17 PM
Great tune! Mo' bettah than any Sam Hagar, Van Hagar, or Mont/er Morose!!

This cut is motorvatin'!

Hagar sheep hate it sho' nuff'...funny, Sham Haggar has hundreds of awful tunes...but his sheep want to rag on this tune all the time...bunch of asshats...

Howlin' Wolf
04-14-2007, 12:46 PM
This tune is one of the greatest blues-rock thug pop numbahs of all times...goin' way back in time...all way back to de times of The Land Of The Lost!!

If you hear me howlin' callin' on my dowlin' ooh oooh wee!!