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FORD
03-28-2006, 08:14 PM
Last update - 02:33 29/03/2006
Olmert, declaring victory, appeals to Abbas for peace talks
By Haaretz Service

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Acting Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, declaring an election victory, appealed to Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas early Wednesday to enter into negotiations over the permanent borders of Israel, but added that Israel would act alone if peace efforts remained stalled.



Exit polls released as polling stations closed at 10 P.M. Tuesday showed center-left parties gaining a total of between 62 and 66 seats, with Acting Prime Minister Ehud Olmert's Kadima winning 29 to 32 seats, Labor 20-22 seats, Meretz five and the Arab parties seven to eight seats.



But as the actual vote count passed 70 percent of the total, Kadima's strength slipped to 28 seats. Labor held at 20 seats, and Shas rose to 13, raising the possibility that the Sephardi ultra-Orthodox party could become the third largest faction in the Knesset.

The Likud, which had hoped to block a center-left coalition, stood at 12 seats, far below the figures the party had hoped and a far cry from the 38 seats it won under Ariel Sharon in 2003.

Next in strength was Avigdor Lieberman's Russian Yisrael Beiteinu at 11 seats.

In the largest surprise of the night, the Pensioners party stood at eight seats. The right-wing National Union-National Religious Party was also at eight seats, with United Torah Judaism at six and Meretz and five. The Arab parties stood to win a total of nine seats.

Lowest voter turnout in history
"We are ready to compromise, to give up parts of the beloved Land of Israel," Olmert said after in remarks addressed to Abbas, "and evacuate, under great pain, Jews living there, in order to create the conditions that will enable you to fulfil your dream and live alongside us."

"If the Palestinians are wise enough to act, then in the near future we will sit together at the negotiating table to create a new reality. If they do not, Israel will take its destiny in hand," Olmert said in a speech to Kadima leaders. "The time has come to act."

The total voter turnout was 63 percent, by far the lowest percentage in Israel's history. The previous low was notched in 2003, when 68 percent of eligible voters cast their ballots.


The 10-11 seats in the exit polls, indicating that it could have the same strength as the Likud.

The polls also showed the right-wing National Union-NRP taking eight to nine seats and the Ashkenazi ultra-Orthodox United Torah Judaism five to six seats.

While the results pointed to a new government headed by Olmert, he would likely seek additional partners to broaden his coalition and shore up support for such policy moves as a further withdrawal in the West Bank.

Netanyahu: Sharon left us a shattered movement
Kadima, which had slipped in polls in recent weeks, was jubilant over the results, as were Labor Party officials.

"Kadima has won today. The next prime minister is Ehud Olmert," said Kadima MK Roni Bar-On, who, like Olmert and a host of other senior political figures, had followed Sharon out of the Likud to found a new centrist party.

Labor Party candidates said their party had won a victory as well, apparently exceeding the predictions of recent opinion surveys.

"I am quite satisfied. This party is now considered a serious party, and this is a success story tonight," said Collette Avital, a senior Labor Party member.

There was dejection in the Likud camp, which had difficulty regrouping after the party split late last year into rival factions headed by Sharon and Benjamin Netanyahu.

"Although the actual results have yet to arrive, we have no doubt that the Likud has sustained a heavy blow," Netanyahu told party activists.

In a direct swipe at Sharon, Netanyahu said the party had already been hard hit when "the former head of the party left it, and left us a broken, shattered movement."

Netanyahu said he would stay on as party chairman. "We intend to continue along the path we have only just begun in order to ensure this movement is rehabilitated and takes its rightful place in the nation's leadership," he told reporters.

Just before Netanyahu spoke, a buoyed Lieberman told well-wishers that he had no doubt that in the next election, Yisrael Beiteinu would become Israel's ruling party.

Rafi Eitan, leader of the Pensioners party, turned aside questions as to the faction's positions on matters of state. But he was forthright on the goals the party has set for itself, safeguarding the future of senior citizens. "We'll achieve our goals within one year," he said.

Abbas aide: PA ready to resume talks immediately
A top aide to Mahmoud Abbas said that the Palestinian Authority chairman was ready to renew negotiations with Israel immediately.

"We're ready to go into direct and immediate negotiations to implement the road map if the Israeli government is ready," said Abbas aide Nabil Abu Rdeneh. "We hope to see an Israeli government ready to implement the road map."

Recent statements by Olmert have cast the future of the U.S.-backed road map peace plan in doubt, as he has stated that Palestinian inaction against violence would compel Israel to unilaterally set its border with the West Bank.

Hamas, for its part, spoke out against unilateralism. "Let's see how things will develop in the future. At the moment, what we see and what is declared is a unilateral separation plan from Olmert," said Palestinian Prime Minister-designate Ismail Haniyeh, a senior Hamas leader.

"This plan is rejected by the Palestinian people."

"Our interest is that any party which rules in the occupation state should be brave to recognize the rights of our people in establishing their full sovereign state with Jerusalem as its capital and to free male and female prisoners in their jails and to recognize the right of return."

Link (http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/699377.html)

Nickdfresh
03-28-2006, 08:19 PM
Netanyahu: Sharon left us a shattered movement

Looks like this election shattered your career...

Guitar Shark
03-28-2006, 08:22 PM
I suddenly have a craving for challah and a candied dreidel.

FORD
03-28-2006, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Looks like this election shattered your career...

Let's hope so. And hope it shatters their PNAC subsidiary as well.

FORD
03-28-2006, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I suddenly have a craving for challah and a candied dreidel.

Oy vey!

Kyle: OK, Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah.
This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song:

I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall play.

Oh Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this.

Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P
Um, like, this song, go all the way.
play, came down the rain and wash the spider out.

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?

Cartman: Sure.
Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay.

Kyle: Hey, shut your mouth, fatass.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing.

Cartman: It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day.

Stan: Let me try.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Kyle: Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Sheila: Hello, boys.

Kyle: Hi, Mom.

Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.
Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people.

Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, It's so very interesting.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)
Learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Oh, hi, Dad!

Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure!
I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall Everybody!

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I huh?

Kyle: Dad, Dad....we're singing about a dreidel

Gerald: Oh, sorry.

Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald.

Sarge's Little Helper
03-28-2006, 08:37 PM
Oy vey!

Kyle: OK, Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah.
This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song:

I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall play.

Oh Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this.

Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P
Um, like, this song, go all the way.
play, came down the rain and wash the spider out.

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?

Cartman: Sure.
Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay.

Kyle: Hey, shut your mouth, fatass.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing.

Cartman: It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day.

Stan: Let me try.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Kyle: Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Sheila: Hello, boys.

Kyle: Hi, Mom.

Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.
Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people.

Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, It's so very interesting.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)
Learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Oh, hi, Dad!

Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure!
I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall Everybody!

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I huh?

Kyle: Dad, Dad....we're singing about a dreidel

Gerald: Oh, sorry.

Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

jcook11
03-29-2006, 04:50 PM
So what happens now.....The suicide bombers start up again and many Israeli women and children die....In six months these people will be begging for Netanyahu

FORD
03-29-2006, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
So what happens now.....The suicide bombers start up again and many Israeli women and children die....In six months these people will be begging for Netanyahu

The only way that will happen is if my suspicions are correct and it's been Mossad & Likud behind the "suicide" bombings (actually MK ULTRA operations) all along.

Netanyahu should spend the rest of his life in The Hague as an international war criminal, along with his PNAC partners and the Chimp.

BigBadBrian
03-29-2006, 05:05 PM
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jcook11
03-29-2006, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by FORD
The only way that will happen is if my suspicions are correct and it's been Mossad & Likud behind the "suicide" bombings (actually MK ULTRA operations) all along.

Netanyahu should spend the rest of his life in The Hague as an international war criminal, along with his PNAC partners and the Chimp.

Thats' the FORD I know is the Kool-Aid purple today? Just how does the Mossad and Likud talk palestinians into become suicide bombers...Let me guess they fund the whole thing right?:bananna:

FORD
03-29-2006, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Thats' the FORD I know is the Kool-Aid purple today? Just how does the Mossad and Likud talk palestinians into become suicide bombers...Let me guess they fund the whole thing right?:bananna:

MK Ultra is very powerful brainwashing. The poor saps probably don't even realize they are wearing explosives. And odds are, they are detonated remotely.

BigBadBrian
03-29-2006, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by FORD
MK Ultra is very powerful brainwashing. The poor saps probably don't even realize they are wearing explosives. And odds are, they are detonated remotely.

You are the idiot of THIS village for that statement.

Good job.

:gulp:

jcook11
03-29-2006, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by FORD
MK Ultra is very powerful brainwashing. The poor saps probably don't even realize they are wearing explosives. And odds are, they are detonated remotely.

ALLLLLLRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHTTTY THEN
GOOOOOD NITE NOW!

FORD
03-29-2006, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
You are the idiot of THIS village for that statement.

Good job.

:gulp:

It's far less idiotic to believe that people actually WANT to blow themselves up at exactly the time it would benefit the LIKUD fascists the most, of course :rolleyes:

Nickdfresh
03-29-2006, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
You are the idiot of THIS village for that statement.

Good job.

:gulp:

You're like a broken record of rambling special ed kids...

Ever care to explaining why Brie? Or can't you find the op-ed to help you on that?