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THUNDER ICON!
03-28-2006, 08:48 PM
As soon as I get out of this fucking cast, I will be giving alley_kat the opportunity to bang the great JoeyT. I will get a contact number for her, travel to her home town, get a hotel room and provide her with the room number. I am even willing to film it. I think it will be a great way to bring publicity to this site and to get rid of some animosity between the 2 of us. Thank you. Someone pm alley with the announcement. T.
Nickdfresh
03-28-2006, 08:52 PM
But she's a girl, and over the age of 13. Euuuuhhhhh!!
Isn't that going to be a little difficult to do after your body is twisted like a pretzel and shoved up your ass?
jhale667
03-28-2006, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by THUNDER ICON!
I'm obsessed with Ally!!!!!
Obviously. :rolleyes:
LoungeMachine
03-28-2006, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by THUNDER ICON!
As soon as I get out of this fucking cast, .
You had to have a "fucking" cast ?
Did you break your little tool in some glory hole?
Joey, it's been well documented.
You're a raging boyfucker, unemployed, homeless, and convicted felon....
In other words........just ally's type :D
I'm sure she will be thrilled to hear you want to share your raging herpes with her. :rolleyes:
LoungeMachine
03-28-2006, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Isn't that going to be a little difficult to do after your body is twisted like a pretzel and shoved up your ass?
Jesus, FORD.....
Now you're just getting joey all hot and bothered with talk like that.
Ally_Kat
03-28-2006, 09:47 PM
I think I suddenly want to become a lesbian.
Joe, if you're trying to get in my pants, couldn't you have at least spelt my name right? It breaks my heart :(
Ally_Kat
03-28-2006, 09:52 PM
See guys, it really is all about my cunt.
THUNDER ICON!
03-28-2006, 10:04 PM
I did spell your name wrong. Sorry bout that hun. I think this event will bring prestige to this site as well as get rid of some animosity. I will only be on line another 5 minutes as I get my shot again at 10:15. Let me know what you think.
ALinChainz
03-28-2006, 10:05 PM
This coming from the guy who was begging for a penile implant.
Quit popping it Joe ... when it festers, it makes you think you got a hard on ...
So what if it's a pimple ...
I'm surprised you can touch it ... (anyone who hasn't seen the real Joe Thunder, click on the link in my sig.)
THUNDER ICON!
03-28-2006, 10:10 PM
that fucking faggots from Colorado dipshit.
Ally_Kat
03-28-2006, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by THUNDER ICON!
I did spell your name wrong. Sorry bout that hun. I think this event will bring prestige to this site as well as get rid of some animosity. I will only be on line another 5 minutes as I get my shot again at 10:15. Let me know what you think.
I'm finding it really hard how making a sex tape with you would make the site special.
Besides, I think I'm entertaining when you try to diss me.
Nickdfresh
03-28-2006, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by THUNDER ICON!
I did spell your name wrong. Sorry bout that hun. I think this event will bring prestige to this site as well as get rid of some animosity. I will only be on line another 5 minutes as I get my shot again at 10:15. Let me know what you think.
Getting your nightly sperm injection Joe?
ALinChainz
03-28-2006, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by THUNDER ICON!
that fucking faggots from Colorado dipshit.
Like YOU'VE never lied before huh pedophile penile pinata?
Fuck you ... its you and you are fucking livid that you've been outed ...
And you probably suck as a rapper too ...
Ally_Kat
03-28-2006, 10:22 PM
and whatever happened to making love? Why doesn't anybody want to make love to Ally? Everyone just wants to fuck her.
:(
ALinChainz
03-28-2006, 10:24 PM
You say you commute between PA and NV ... and yet you have never posted from there ... you really llive in Colorado with your magic IP addy on your "laptop", which I'm thinking is your pet name for that black guy in those pics with you ...
Nickdfresh
03-28-2006, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Like YOU'VE never lied before huh pedophile penile pinata?
Fuck you ... its you and you are fucking livid that you've been outed ...
And you probably suck as a rapper too ...
So Joe Thunder is like CHEF in his final South Park appearance?
ALinChainz
03-28-2006, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
and whatever happened to making love? Why doesn't anybody want to make love to Ally? Everyone just wants to fuck her.
:(
:D
ALinChainz
03-28-2006, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
So Joe Thunder is like CHEF in his final South Park appearance?
LMFAO ... EXACTLY Nick ... right fucking on ...
Imagine Joe the Burrito Blowhard saying ...
"Hello DARE Chid-ren"
Ally_Kat
03-28-2006, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
your pet name for that black guy in those pics with you ...
Who is dressed as a pirate! I love it.
manwiththedogs
03-28-2006, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by THUNDER ICON!
As soon as I get out of this fucking cast, I will be giving alley_kat the opportunity to bang the great JoeyT. I will get a contact number for her, travel to her home town, get a hotel room and provide her with the room number. I am even willing to film it. I think it will be a great way to bring publicity to this site and to get rid of some animosity between the 2 of us. Thank you. Someone pm alley with the announcement. T.
Go die, Cellbitch.
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
See guys, it really is all about my cunt.
:D
Nickdfresh
03-28-2006, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
LMFAO ... EXACTLY Nick ... right fucking on ...
Imagine Joe the Burrito Blowhard saying ...
"Hello DARE Chid-ren"
Yeah, he's definitely in that "fruity adventure club!" That's probably the tag for his posse!
Word.
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Who is dressed as a pirate! I love it.
And pictured with a butt pirate.
ALinChainz
03-28-2006, 10:38 PM
What happened Joe?
The silence is deafening ...
manwiththedogs
03-28-2006, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
What happened Joe?
The silence is deafening ...
He`s probably "busy"
:blow:
jhale667
03-28-2006, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by THUNDER ICON!
I will only be on line another 5 minutes as I get my shot at deep-throating "Larry Large" at 10:15 back in the gloryhole. Here's a pic of us. I like dark meat, you know...
ALinChainz
03-28-2006, 11:09 PM
And you can see both of Joe's hands in that pic ... but his bro's ...
Is he holding up your pants Joe?
LoungeMachine
03-28-2006, 11:26 PM
Can we merge the 2 threads....?
That way Joey could fuck FORD, and fight ally.......
Everyone wins
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Can we merge the 2 threads....?
That way Joey could fuck FORD, and fight ally.......
Everyone wins
Uh, not everybody.....
Ally_Kat
03-28-2006, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Uh, not everybody.....
yeah, you and Joe would lose :(
jhale667
03-28-2006, 11:45 PM
Better still, let's have FORD throw Joey over the falls without a barrel---then all kneel and praise Ally's cunt. :D
Bow down to it or it will destroy you.
Ally_Kat
03-29-2006, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by jhale667
Bow down to it or it will destroy you.
This could get bloody.
LMMFAO! :D
How about I fight Ally (naked jello wrestling) and Joe fucks himself (as usual)?
Originally posted by jhale667
Better still, let's have FORD throw Joey over the falls without a barrel---then all kneel and praise Ally's cunt. :D
Bow down to it or it will destroy you.
OK, but no cameras :eatit:
ThrillsNSpills
03-29-2006, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
See guys, it really is all about my cunt.
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/custom_avatars/avatar96720_1.gif
Coyote
03-29-2006, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by jhale667
Better still, let's have FORD throw Joey over the falls without a barrel---then all kneel and praise Ally's cunt. :D
Bow down to it or it will destroy you.
I'm down for that, but wouldn't it be too crowded?
And will there be a hospitality tent?
Hardrock69
03-29-2006, 09:58 AM
Here is a pic of one of Joey's minor fantasies....to kneel before Ally's cunt and be able to almost look at it....
http://www.evasfetishdungeon.com/LILITH.jpg
The reality is he much prefers to kneel and suck little boys' pee-pees.
ALinChainz
03-29-2006, 12:11 PM
Hey Joe ... eating outside the bun today?
Again?
No way could you be a fighter in that condition ...
ALinChainz
03-29-2006, 12:13 PM
We can now all see why you were wanting that free penile implant now though ...
bueno bob
03-30-2006, 03:44 AM
How is it this topic went on for TWO pages?
Jesus, and you think Alan the Panther is bad...whewee, kids!
fryingdutchman
03-30-2006, 11:37 AM
Are you kidding me????
This is the BEST THREAD EVER!! (well....so far this week, anyways...)
Please don't EVER ban Joey Thudner!
His threads prompt the funniest replies.
That big fat fuckbag is the source of the greatest entertainment. :D
bueno bob
03-30-2006, 12:13 PM
I didn't say he should be banned...
Ally_Kat
03-30-2006, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
How is it this topic went on for TWO pages?
Jesus, and you think Alan the Panther is bad...whewee, kids!
and yet you made your own Joe Thunder thread. To each his own, I guess.
bueno bob
03-30-2006, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
and yet you made your own Joe Thunder thread. To each his own, I guess.
If I had made an Alan the Panther thread, it would have been too cuntroversial...
You gotta do what ya gotta do...
:)
How about a thread about Alan the Panther ripping Joey's fat head off and shitting down his throat?
Certainly that would be LARG enough?
bueno bob
03-30-2006, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by FORD
How about a thread about Alan the Panther ripping Joey's fat head off and shitting down his throat?
Certainly that would be LARG enough?
You know, Alan SEES all and KNOWS all, absolutely. And you don't fuck with the best. You don't fuck with Alan.
I think Alan might end up calling Joe out one of these days, if Joe doesn't change his evil ways...
There would be Larg aplenty after such a glorious victory for His Highness.
Mmm-hmm!
ALinChainz
03-30-2006, 01:59 PM
Joe Thunder, LP.
Latin Pinhead.
bueno bob
03-30-2006, 02:04 PM
Lack of Pussy?
bueno bob
03-30-2006, 02:04 PM
Or "Lacks Pussy", maybe...
ALinChainz
03-30-2006, 02:06 PM
The rumor has always been out there that he may actually HAVE a pussy instead of a penis ... which would bethe only way he doesn't lack.
But the lack of would obviously explain his preference for men ...
bueno bob
03-30-2006, 02:08 PM
Ahhh...NOW we're getting somewhere...
Well, the sun is out so...carry on, then! :D
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