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Reverberator
03-29-2006, 03:13 PM
I do , It's farkin' larvelly .

Don't be shy , tell everyone !

Ally_Kat
03-29-2006, 03:15 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh!

Coyote
03-29-2006, 03:32 PM
The last time was almost 20 years ago... I managed to replace that habit with sugar.

flappo
03-29-2006, 03:43 PM
the kweenmum im sure

Mr. Vengeance
03-29-2006, 05:12 PM
Some student did a study once of the makeup of buggers and determined that there's absolutely nothing much in them that would cause you any harm. Howard Stern talked about it on his show a while back.

Just saying.....

Full Bug
03-29-2006, 05:45 PM
I had a friend who used to do that, right in front of me and anyone else in the room....Needless to say I dont hang out with him anymore....

Reverberator
03-29-2006, 06:30 PM
I also combine my hoard of snot with a percentage of ear wax , it makes a nice tasty treat .

Nitro Express
03-30-2006, 02:02 AM
Eating boogers is like eating all the dirt out of a furnace air filter. Basically it's all the shit your nose hairs filter out of the air. I guess you can tell where a person has been by the flavor of their boogers.

Nitro Express
03-30-2006, 02:03 AM
Boogers are like birthdays. The more you have the harder it is to breath.

Hardrock69
03-30-2006, 02:13 AM
Why dontcha just start a thread asking people if they eat their own shit?

bueno bob
03-30-2006, 04:41 AM
EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT, DOIN' IT, DOIN' IT
PICKIN' THEIR NOSE AND CHEWIN' IT, CHEWIN' IT
THINKING IT'S CANDY BUT IT'SNOT

Mr. Vengeance
03-30-2006, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Eating boogers is like eating all the dirt out of a furnace air filter. Basically it's all the shit your nose hairs filter out of the air. I guess you can tell where a person has been by the flavor of their boogers.

I had a job once as a kid where I worked near a racetrack (horses). There was always dust being kicked up and blowing around. At night I'd blow my nose and it would be almost like dust bunnies.

Just thought everyone would love that visual.....

Reverberator
03-30-2006, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Why dontcha just start a thread asking people if they eat their own shit?

That's a good idea , do you?

bueno bob
03-30-2006, 01:15 PM
I thought about it once. Decided not to. Other people's shit looked much tastier, honestly.

Reverberator
03-30-2006, 01:22 PM
Indeed .

Medallions of Snot... marinated in ear wax.. with a drizzle of Shit sauce.., magnifique .

And to drink ..... Vanilla spunkshake with a slight Menstrual flavouring .

Bon Appitit !

bueno bob
03-30-2006, 02:37 PM
You know, life just cunt get much better than that.

Hardrock69
03-30-2006, 05:31 PM
For some reason I seem to think this belongs in the Dump...

Reverberator
03-30-2006, 07:15 PM
There is no dump .

And if there is I am the Meister of it .

Non needs some shit threads like this .... I'm fookin' sure .

Now pass me my pint of piss and diahorrea chaser.

Golden AWe
03-31-2006, 10:02 AM
GRATE thread topic!

I pick my nose but I don't eat it.

However, I like to smell and sniff things. How are my armpits etc.!

Roy Munson
03-31-2006, 12:02 PM
Back in high school there was a rough gang of dudes I would sometimes hang out with when I was feeling naughty. I was one of those rare people that could hang with the jocks, nerds, and bullies all in the same day and make it look smooth.

Anyhow, one night we were all partying at this one dudes' parents house. There was a guy named Billy that was one of the dumbest fucks you'd ever meet. He was so stupid it was actually physically painful to have any sort of dialogue with him. Plus, it was rumored that he was caught sexually abusing his cats.

Billy became so drunk that he passed out. We woke him up a few times and one of the other rough dudes kept making him drink. After more time passed, the kid whose house we were in, Roy-Boy was his name, pronounced to everyone that he was going to the shitter to make a secret potion for Billy.

He emerged from the shitter with an 8-ounce glass half full of shit, piss, and a huge lugie he had just hawked out of his left nostril. I was like WTF?!?! "Billy's gonna drink this potion", he said. But he wasn't done. He proceeded to put some kitchen condiments in for good measure...ketchup, mustard, sweet/sour sauce, etc.

Roy-Boy woke Billy up and made him drink some of it. I left the fucking place soon afterward. Oof!

bueno bob
03-31-2006, 12:26 PM
Oh Billy!

What a grate story. Heartwarming, action-packed, full of drama and romance...

Awesome stuff.

Roy Munson
03-31-2006, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh Billy!

What a grate story. Heartwarming, action-packed, full of drama and romance...

Awesome stuff.


Billy was a crack-up. If you gave him a pack of matches and a gallon of gasoline he would just end up lighting himself on fire.

blonddgirl777
04-02-2006, 01:23 PM
When I was about 4 years old, I tried picking my nose and my Mom. told me;
"Don't do that... it is ugly, impolite and it will make your nose grow big..."

I got scared about the "big nose" thing and still beleive it (go figure).
Nonetheless, it is very gross and I never do that.

Eating buggers is behond disgusting but I would rather see people eating them (after picking) than leaving them on the subway polls, the gym. machines, the supermarket carts and all other public devices that I have to put my hands on!

Funny how a lot of men go "reach for the gold" up to their knuckles in their cars... thinking that we can't see them! I love to make faces at them, hoping that a Blonddgirl in a cool sports car will make them feel embarassed about their bad habit...

bueno bob
04-02-2006, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
Billy was a crack-up. If you gave him a pack of matches and a gallon of gasoline he would just end up lighting himself on fire.

I think we ALL went to school with somebody like that...brings back a few memories of my own...lmao

Reverberator
04-03-2006, 08:11 PM
You are ALL in denial .

Everybody does it , so come on let's hear your best Snot eating experiences.

They say you always remember your first taste of the Bogie , Tell us !!

Relax , get it off your chest ... and EAT it , you know it makes sense .

blonddgirl777
04-04-2006, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh!

In deed!!! :uck:

Reverberator
04-04-2006, 08:23 PM
Snot is like fine wine , it betters with age .

Leave it a few months until it's really crunchy then ... Voila! , the most tasty snack you could wish to savour .

Gertcha .

Golden AWe
04-05-2006, 03:42 AM
But where to put the snot if you don't have a handkerchief?

Rip off a piece of newspaper, stuff it under the chair, under the table?

discuss.

Dan
04-05-2006, 03:51 AM
O.K,I pick my nose and eat it.

Is there a record for The greatest distance for flicking snot?

Roy Munson
04-05-2006, 10:54 AM
Magic nose goblins...
http://renandstimpy.org/img/105_s2_0.jpg

Reverberator
04-06-2006, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Dan
O.K,I pick my nose and eat it.

Is there a record for The greatest distance for flicking snot?

A fine snot eater , Dan is in the exclusive ' I eat my own mucus ' club , very exclusive and very difficult to get into .

All you have to do is admit you do it , and you too could be part of this !

BTW the record for flicking snot is .... Bogie Nights .... , Dance with the bogie get down .

Reverberator
04-13-2006, 07:56 PM
Or ' It' snot unusual ' By Sir Thomas Jones Esq , isn't it .

Dan
04-13-2006, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
A fine snot eater , Dan is in the exclusive ' I eat my own mucus ' club , very exclusive and very difficult to get into .

All you have to do is admit you do it , and you too could be part of this !

BTW the record for flicking snot is .... Bogie Nights .... , Dance with the bogie get down .

Thanks Rev.:)

Antman
03-22-2007, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Reverberator
I also combine my hoard of snot with a percentage of ear wax , it makes a nice tasty treat .

Earwax alone is quite bitter. However, when mixed with boogers, the saltiness of the snot neutralizes the bitterness of the ear wax, making for a palatable, tasty, lo cal treat. Bon apetit.

Panamark
03-22-2007, 01:57 AM
Im guessing Dan has no problems with Oysters then...

Dan
03-22-2007, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
Im guessing Dan has no problems with Oysters then...

I Love Them.:D

So do The Ladies.:eatit:

ThrillsNSpills
03-22-2007, 07:50 AM
Dan
Will you put a "a fine snot eater" under your avatar?

I remember when Rev was the God of Hellfire, now it's these nose treats threads.

Anonymous
03-22-2007, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh!

I surmise from this post that Ally does it, but she's embarassed of the fact and tries too hard to hide it.

C'mon Ally, Rev, Coyote, Mr. Vengeance and Dan already admited, so it's not that big of a deal.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
03-22-2007, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Boogers are like birthdays. The more you have the harder it is to breath.

That's why you eat 'em. So you can make some space fer new ones.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
03-22-2007, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Why dontcha just start a thread asking people if they eat their own shit?

Hardrock, that was unnecessarily rude and disgusting.

You should be ashamed of yoursdelf, young man!

Cheers! :bottle:

ThrillsNSpills
03-22-2007, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Okay, so normally I wouldn't be asking this sort of thing -- I'm an accomplished nasal hygienist and can hold my own when picking my nose.

But I have this booger, you see.

The problem is, I can't get it out. It's starting to drive me nuts. I've blown my nose so hard that my ears pop and I feel air escaping from under my eyeballs, and it still hasn't broke loose.

I've tried picking. I know it's up there, but it's in a spot where the nasal cavity opens up to the sinuses (I presume, I'm not a skull cavity expert). The damn thing is tenacious.

So how do I get this damn booger out?

Halp!

Tenacious B.

wonder how the Doc made out.

Anonymous
03-22-2007, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Reverberator
There is no dump .

Yeah, all we have now is the "Romper Room". That name's fargin' gay.

I wish some webbie would stop master baiting at the underground and change it back.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
03-22-2007, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Eating buggers is behond disgusting but I would rather see people eating them (after picking)

I dunno... I think it'd be most interesting to see someone try to eat it BEFORE picking. Maybe from someone else's nose? Sticking the tongue up the nose of one's lover while chewing gently on the sides of the nose to create some traction so the boogers can slide down into one's throat suddenly became my idea of a romantic night in bed.


Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Funny how a lot of men go "reach for the gold" up to their knuckles in their cars... thinking that we can't see them! I love to make faces at them, hoping that a Blonddgirl in a cool sports car will make them feel embarassed about their bad habit...

Glad I never did that, I seen women do it, though, so don't think you can ride yer high horse, missie!

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
03-22-2007, 08:34 AM
Funny how I can go months without posting in Non, and then a thread like this appears and I'm all over it.

Could this mean something? Something BAD, I mean.

Cheers! :bottle:

Mr Badguy
03-22-2007, 09:36 AM
Have you ever tried your own cock cheese?

It`s easier to pick whilst untrousered although not easy in public.

VanHalener
03-22-2007, 10:17 AM
You are a bunch of sick fucks! Picking your nose and eating it!...Damn, what's next; toe jam and bellybutton lint rolls?
You must always do what is proper when it comes to nasal hygiene; pick, then place. You place the object into a collection box for drying and fermenting. Raw snot?! Sick fucks!

Dan
03-23-2007, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Dan
Will you put a "a fine snot eater" under your avatar?

I remember when Rev was the God of Hellfire, now it's these nose treats threads.

Only for one day.

Reverberator
02-26-2008, 08:27 PM
your'e all sick!!

Matt White
02-26-2008, 09:04 PM
In the "best" possible way...of course

Vanessa
02-26-2008, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
I do , It's farkin' larvelly .

Don't be shy , tell everyone !

that's just sick!

ace diamond
02-27-2008, 04:56 AM
my modus operendi has always been
'pick it and stick it"!
on that not-one of my bedrood walls back in the early 80's up until about '85 or '86 was a mural of some of my finer moments digging for gold and picking winners!!!!!

blonddgirl777
02-27-2008, 04:33 PM
ATTENTION ALL SNOT LOVERS!
THIS will make you jealous...

Every morning, I have to pick a shit load of snot in my babie's nose with my long (little finger) nail because it's all stucked hard like ciment in there!

EEEEeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!

After, I get to change his diaper... and that, BEFORE my mornin' coffee!
What a way to start a day!

Dan
02-27-2008, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
ATTENTION ALL SNOT LOVERS!
THIS will make you jealous...

Every morning, I have to pick a shit load of snot in my babie's nose with my long (little finger) nail because it's all stucked hard like ciment in there!

EEEEeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!

After, I get to change his diaper... and that, BEFORE my mornin' coffee!
What a way to start a day!


:D

ppg960
02-28-2008, 01:29 AM
It's funny to watch people at a red light pick and eat while driving.
Once I was beside this guy and of course he was having lunch lol. I honked my horn, rolled down the window and asked if "I could trade him a red for a green one".

He gave me the finger and drove away / Go Figure??

blonddgirl777
02-28-2008, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by Dan
:D

:uck:

But seriously, it's not that bad...
Shit, vomit, boogers, snotty nose, hear wax etc... it all comes with the joy of being a parent! :D

blonddgirl777
02-28-2008, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by ppg960
...He gave me the finger and drove away / Go Figure??

People have no respect nowadays... :o

Reverberator
05-02-2009, 04:37 PM
So come on ..... who does it?

Dr. Love
05-02-2009, 05:24 PM
for those of you wondering, I wound up coming to an arrangement with my nasal inhabitant. I charge a modest fee in rent every month and it keeps me company when I'm lonely.

thome
05-02-2009, 05:53 PM
You people make me sick!!!

You all are fikk'n disskust'n...there is only one way to do this ..
use you left hand and pull your bottom lip all the way out

place you right hand middle finger on your right nostril..

take a deep breath and blow all of the snot in your left sinus directly into your lip..

Wear it around all day..... just a load between the lip & gums... yummy...

It's just like tobacco snuff..... only snottier..

but sticking your finger in your nose.... who knows where that finger has been discusting I MUST SAY!!

Nickdfresh
05-02-2009, 06:01 PM
Finally, the perfect thread for Thome. :)

GAR
05-02-2009, 06:05 PM
ATTENTION ALL SNOT LOVERS!
THIS will make you jealous...

Every morning, I have to pick a shit load of snot in my babie's nose with my long (little finger) nail because it's all stucked hard like ciment in there!

EEEEeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!

After, I get to change his diaper... and that, BEFORE my mornin' coffee!
What a way to start a day!

Lemme guess:

His diaper's a shade of green
But the snot rocks are brown?
Or are you to suggest
It is the other way around..

GAR
05-02-2009, 06:09 PM
Why dontcha just start a thread asking people if they eat their own shit?

What's wrong with replacing what escapes back to its' original container?

I named my tapeworm Charlize.. she leaves me wormbabies that wave hello out my nostrils at the mirror in the morning.

I use an olive fork on 'em. Sometimes I miss and jab my deviated septum, causing another inflammatory MRSA outbreak on my beak that lasts.. well, a long time.