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DaveIsKing
04-14-2004, 12:32 PM
Who gets the DIAMOND DAVE Award for Funniest Member?

My vote goes to JESUS CHRIST... heh that guy just kills me.

DLRSLAVE
04-14-2004, 11:17 PM
I'll have to go with Big Troubles...we have a special bond ;) Very clever
witty HUMOROUS & a gentlman.:p

Susie Q
04-15-2004, 07:41 AM
Wow...hmmm....

Sesh, when he is here, can be damn funny.
Grimsdale
Flappo
Seenbad
DickfaceMcSlapnuts
Phoenix



For serious posts that gets you thinking....
Cathedral
Dr. Love
Ford

Jesus Christ
04-15-2004, 10:07 AM
The Son of Man is leading this poll??

Verily, it is good that Dad and Myself hath a sense of humor :)

DaveIsKing
04-15-2004, 10:10 AM
ROTFLMAO....see what I mean??

Steve Savicki
04-21-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
My vote goes to JESUS CHRIST... heh that guy just kills me.
Can't get any mightier or holier than the omnipotent.

Sarge
04-24-2004, 06:21 PM
DickFace by a landslide

:)

Steve Savicki
04-24-2004, 07:03 PM
;)

Bill Lumbergh
04-24-2004, 07:06 PM
Big Troubles. He mixes laughs with some damn good content.

rustoffa
04-25-2004, 01:35 AM
Dickface all the way....his momma's ass looks like a flat tire on a tonka truck..

DLRismydad
04-25-2004, 04:20 PM
definatly Big troubles. He seems like a very smart and funny guy

Coyote
04-25-2004, 04:49 PM
Big Troubles.

Mr Grimsdale
04-25-2004, 06:01 PM
who want's to see my banana surprise?

GAR
04-25-2004, 11:08 PM
I cometh and goeth moreso than the Taxman knoweth.

Who seen my keys?

Panamark
04-26-2004, 02:14 AM
Thats a very limited poll.. Too many funny dudes left off..
The guys on there are funny though ! Would be in my top ten..
Especially Other, that fucker has me spitting beer out my nostrils with every post !

BigBadBrian
04-26-2004, 09:35 AM
Dickface is the best with Big Troubles in second.

BigBadBrian
04-26-2004, 09:36 AM
Catfish is pretty good also. :gulp:

Mr Grimsdale
04-26-2004, 03:38 PM
Catfish is a bandit!

Rubnose
04-26-2004, 10:33 PM
I like Jesus' tubby little liberal brother. That dude really cracks me up. Funny stuff from a little fat, gay guy.

Roth-Halen
04-26-2004, 10:36 PM
Big Troubles is very well read and smart!
I think

VHLifer
04-28-2004, 04:35 PM
jesus is the funniest. i laugh at every post of his holiness.

GAR
04-28-2004, 08:14 PM
http://www.happicow.com/stuff/STFU.jpg

flappo
05-02-2004, 01:09 PM
..nah , i vote the 'real deal'

..the dump magnificent seven ( c. 2001/2 )

van gully , hitch , riddler , me , cato , grimsdale and badguy

..you whippersnappers missed SO much fun!

:D

Mr Badguy
05-02-2004, 07:04 PM
Yes, British and American humour (humor) are very different.

We laugh at things that are funny.

Arse, shite, cunt

More funny than ass, shit, pussy

See what I mean?

I`m voting not for one person but for an entire nation, a nation devoted to taking the mick not only out of everyone else but also itself, a proud country, the country undoubtedly responsible for the creation of the world as we all know it, the mother of modern culture, a country which cares for the ideals of the common man, a nation free of pretention or pompousness, ladies and gentlemen, the true land of the free: Great Britain!

We`re British and we`re happy we have your respect.

DaveIsKing
05-02-2004, 07:24 PM
British lame-ass-edies are not funny. And they look as if they were made in the 1970s as cheap American commercials.

Mr Badguy
05-03-2004, 04:41 AM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
British lame-ass-edies are not funny. And they look as if they were made in the 1970s as cheap American commercials.

You give the world the gift of the English language yet there are those who hold no command over it.

What are lame-ass-edies?

As soon as Britain finds out, she will make up her mind on how risible "lame-ass-edies" indeed are.

Rule Britannia.

flappo
05-03-2004, 08:44 AM
..badguy is correct

:D

ashstralia
05-03-2004, 11:44 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mr Badguy
[B] Yes, British and American humour (humor) are very different.

We laugh at things that are funny.

Arse, shite, cunt

More funny than ass, shit, pussy

yes exactly. us aussies tend to really like pommy comedy (well the smart aussies
anyway).
so i have to say mr. grimsdale fookin cracks me up!
bollocks!
PIGS IN KNICKERS!
btw, the best pom comedy was made in the '70's.
fawlty towers anyone?

flappo
05-03-2004, 12:33 PM
..yup , you can add everything from pink panther , python , the goodies and the goons to the young ones , vic reeves , little britain and everything in between to that equation

..yank humor is mostly crap imho , bilko and the simpsons are kewl , otherwise it's unfunny shit like friends , derivative mass market pulp for braindead morons

..they take OUR ideas - steptoe and son and produce watered down drivel in it's place

..aussie's have the genius of sir leslie colin patterson too !

HE'S GRATE™!

pardo
05-03-2004, 12:59 PM
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. While the bar tender is pouring his drink, this guy takes a look around the bar. He spies the hottest looking woman he's ever seen. But she's sitting on the lap of the biggest bastard he's ever seen. We'll call this guy Brutus.

So the guy keeps ordering drink after drink, all the while, he can't take his eyes off this woman. He's transfixed. Suddenly, Brutus stands up and heads to the washroom. The guy knows that this is his chance to go talk to her. So he heads over.

He says: "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen".

She says: "Thank you! You're very kind".

So he says: "One more thing - I'd like to put whip cream on your chest and lick it off".

She says: "Thats disgusting!".

He says: "...And I'd like to tip you upside down, pour beer in your pussy and drink it out with a straw".

She says: "Thats gross - get out of here! I'm going to have my boyfriend beat the shit out of you!"

So the guy ambles back to his barstool and forgets all about it.

A couple minutes later Brutus comes back. The woman says "You see that guy over there? He wants to pour whip cream on my chest and lick it off".

So Brutus stands up, rolls his sleeves up and says "I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch".

Then the woman says: "And he wants to tip me upside down, pour beer in my pussy and drink it out with a straw".

Brutus rolls his sleeves back down and takes a seat.

The woman says: "Aren't you gonna go kill that guy?".

Brutus says: "Anyone who can drink that much beer - I don't wanna fuck with!"

Golden AWe
05-03-2004, 02:21 PM
"I have a cunning plan..."

BLACK ADDER is english too!!!

Bob_R
05-06-2004, 03:32 PM
General Hina is the funniest forum member.

Mr Badguy
05-06-2004, 07:03 PM
Crump!

DaveIsKing
05-06-2004, 07:05 PM
Jesus is gaining...Yay!

Dan
05-06-2004, 07:45 PM
Big Troubles,very funny.

smaz
05-10-2004, 05:14 PM
Big Troubles cracks me up, just like British comedy. 'The Office' anyone??