Teens mom sells his car on eBay...after he gets speeding ticket in the first hour...

[Hardrock69]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:31&item=9502805718

[bueno bob]

Save the car, sell the son.

[Hardrock69]

Hey do ya need any more slaves on your star cruiser?

[bueno bob]

Always looking for human recruits. Clones cost MONEY.

Flesh? That's cheap.

[Hardrock69]

At 16 years old, you could resaonably expect to get 20 years of hard labor outta the kid before he kicks the bucket...

[jcook11]

Ha Ha

[Lindsay Lohan]

OMG, like, why would anybody listen to their mom? Fuck that! LOL!

[Redballjets88]

well the car is off the chopping block now