The Masters

[POJO_Risin]

It's next week...but Mickelson is plowing through the field this week...

he's 12 up on some damn good players...

the record is 13 up going into the last round...

and Woods is at home...getting ready...

could be another shootout...

[Dave's PA Rental]

I hate...HATE! Phil Mickelson.

HATE.

He is such a whiny little BITCH! I don't care that he FINALLY won a Masters...

My hate stems from this...it was the '99 or '00 Masters and Phil is down a shot with two holes to play...he has a 25 foot MAKEABLE putt for birdie...at that moment I started to root for him...wanted him to beat Tiger...he makes this and it's TIED with ONE HOLE TO GO!!! WOOOHOOO, another classic Master's Moment! He's lining up the putt...he's over the ball...backswing...AND HE LEAVES IT SHORT BY 5 FEET!!!!!!!!!

YOU DON'T LEAVE THAT PUTT SHORT!!!! Go at the fucking hole you little lefty BITCH!

By the way, I played 9 yesterday and shot a 47...probably my best 9 holes ever.

[POJO_Risin]

Mickelson is what WE would be if we had golfing talent...

we'd be betting...porking our hot wife...

and eating...

we'd all have manbreasts like Mickelson...if we were PGA tour golfers...

lmfao...gotta respect that...;)

[rustoffa]

How 'bout that Natalie Gulbis!
:D
http://info.detnews.com/dn/pix/2005/02/09/0sports/se09-gulbis-0205n_02-09-2005_SA479CQ.jpg

[Dave's PA Rental]

his wife is a piece of ass...

This picture makes me giggle...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by rustoffa
How 'bout that Natalie Gulbis!
:D
http://info.detnews.com/dn/pix/2005/02/09/0sports/se09-gulbis-0205n_02-09-2005_SA479CQ.jpg

Big Ben was poking that for a while last year....

[POJO_Risin]

They're still "friends," which is code for...we still bang if we're in the same town...;)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
They're still "friends," which is code for...we still bang if we're in the same town...;)

Well ya gotta love that arrangement..... :D

[POJO_Risin]

Friends with benefits...;)

[Seshmeister]

I don't think golf works as a spectator sport at all.

Bland millionaire guy in silly but not funny clothes walks up to the tee. Hit's ball, and the camera shows it in the air with no reference point. You get no sense at all of the distance or what's going on.

The only event that has any sort of drama is the Ryder Cup.

Is Tiger Woods going to earn $30m or $30.5m this year?

Who gives a flying cunt?

[POJO_Risin]

There's an interesting leaderboard...

with Chad Campbell, who's one of the "Best Players Not to Have Won a Major" leading by 3 over Vijay Singh and Fred Couples...

Mickelson is up there...Tiger lurking...Ben Crenshaw???...Ernie Els...

could be a fun weekend...

[guwapo_rocker]

Why do the other golfers dislike Mickelson??


And, why have I never seen Natalie Gulbis?????

Yummy!!

[POJO_Risin]

Other golfers dislike Mickelson because he has a hot wife...great family...and good business sense...and he kicks their asses without half the effort that Tiger puts in...

he leads the fucking life that they...we...all want...

That being said...if you were in the locker room...I guaranfuckingtee that more folks hang with Mickelson...than that tool Woods...

[WARF]

Did push Gary Player around in a wheelchair?

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Other golfers dislike Mickelson because he has a hot wife...great family...and good business sense...and he kicks their asses without half the effort that Tiger puts in...

he leads the fucking life that they...we...all want...

That being said...if you were in the locker room...I guaranfuckingtee that more folks hang with Mickelson...than that tool Woods...

you're joking pojo, right?
either that or you're family.

[POJO_Risin]

Joking about what...

Not family at all...just stating the facts...

The ones that dislike him...dislike him for the reasons I said...period...

Of course...if you know more than I do...please...feel free to share...since your the ear in the PGA clubhouse...lmfao...

[ashstralia]

well, i play off 5 and i've done a fair bit of caddying.
know quite a few of the oz blokes, (no names, no pack drill)
word is, phil's a wanker.

[doctor roth]

HA HA poor phil. As a rule most PGA players are dicks. Cocky self absorbed assholes. You have to be to some extent. Belief is half the battle when playing that retarded game.