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WARF
04-08-2006, 06:30 PM
“How must I prepare for Joe Thunder,” you must ask yourself?!?! Should I jump off the tallest building in the world?!?!?! Should I lay on the lawn and let them run over me with lawn mowers?!?! Should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants?!?!

In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above, as they spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior they told me . . .

Action stage left!!! action stage right!!! there is no place to run, all the fuses in the exits lights have been burned out !!!

Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhh You can feel it dude! You can feel it!

FEEEL THE POWER OF THE WARRRRRRRRIAH!!!!

WARF
04-08-2006, 06:37 PM
Dig your claws into my organs!!
Stretch into my tendons!!!
Bury your anchors into my bones!!!
For the power of the Warrior will always prevaaaail!!!

bueno bob
04-08-2006, 07:46 PM
Smashing...

:D

ALinChainz
04-08-2006, 07:53 PM
To prepare for any encounter with Joe Thunder ... and one phrase could never have more meaning ... due to his penchant for male poop-chute ....

WATCH YOUR ASS ...

FORD
04-08-2006, 08:09 PM
To prepare for Joe Thunder, you must dress like a 9 year old boy.

Or a Taco Bell Super 7 Layer Burrito combo platter.

ALinChainz
04-08-2006, 08:12 PM
Yes ... Taco Bell ... as Joe likes to "Think Inside the Bun" ...

guwapo_rocker
04-08-2006, 08:15 PM
Joe Thunder in Young Buns....

Coyote
04-08-2006, 08:28 PM
“How must I prepare for Joe Thunder”?

Think sarcasm, and mutilation by words...

Ally_Kat
04-08-2006, 09:43 PM
To prepare for Joe Thunder, you must dress as a black pirate

guwapo_rocker
04-08-2006, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
To prepare for Joe Thunder, you must dress as a black pirate

Or at least a butt pirate....

WARF
04-08-2006, 10:13 PM
Why you dissin' Slick Rick the ruler???

manwiththedogs
04-09-2006, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by FORD
To prepare for Joe Thunder, you must dress like a 9 year old boy.

Or a Taco Bell Super 7 Layer Burrito combo platter.
Damn. You really ARE mean:D

Seriously tho, to prepare for cellbitch...I dunno, ductape and a baseball?...

Hardrock69
04-10-2006, 10:28 AM
JOE THUDNER I AM CALLING YOU OUT BITCH!

COME ON PUSSY!

I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS UNTIL YOU ARE A BLOODY STAIN ON THE GROUND!

Mr. Vengeance
04-10-2006, 11:30 AM
Watch out for the "shocker".......famous in amateur wrestling circles...

Hardrock69
04-10-2006, 12:13 PM
Joe Thudner is famous in NAMBLA circles...