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Catfish
01-05-2004, 01:34 PM
Dave's been on the road for four years touring and playing classic Van Halen to thousands of people, doing nothing but supporting and promoting all six classic VH albums while those lazy fucks have sat at home doing nothing but cashing in their hardly-earned royalty checks.

They should be kissing Dave's BALL BAG instead of bad mouthing and shunning him.

Gmoney
01-05-2004, 02:00 PM
The VH boys are the ones that bitch about work ethic.....take a look in the fuckin' mirror!!!

Dickface McSlapnuts
01-05-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Catfish


They should be kissing Dave's BALL BAG instead of bad mouthing and shunning him.

Would you lick Dave's ballbag?

davesgirl
01-05-2004, 02:09 PM
The brothers Van Halen gave up along time ago - they've fogotten about the fans that paid for their lifestyle - Dave hasn't. I saw Dave on 5/31/03 - he hasn't looked or sounded that great in years. Personally, I don't think he needs Eddie or Alex.

Catfish
01-05-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Would you lick Dave's ballbag?

Maybe if Dave were helping supply me with thousand-dollar checks every month! Sheeeet, I'd probably do more than that!

azcrdnal
01-06-2004, 03:42 PM
only a thousand i can pay you that.

DLRSLAVE
01-07-2004, 12:05 AM
Fuck the brothers same ole shit Dave don't need the brothers
the brothers need him. Lazy asses as they are two fuckin idiots wrapped up in a moron

Chris
01-07-2004, 12:15 AM
Dave will return!

Sarge
03-28-2004, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by DLRSLAVE
Lazy asses as they are two fuckin idiots wrapped up in a moron


That is a great one-liner!