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ThrillsNSpills
04-23-2006, 11:42 AM
OK,
so we had a guy in Florida going door to door claiming to be a doctor giving free breast exams.
He was what, 76, or something?

If that isn't nuts enough, 2 women went for it.....how do they make the leap that he's legit?

Did this guy go door to door with a stethoscope on?


"Well let's see..this feels OK so far......
wait . oh...geez ..I think I felt a lump..

Oh my bad.. it was a nipple"

ThrillsNSpills
04-23-2006, 11:44 AM
(sounds like News of the Weird material to me)


Phony breast doc busted



Miami - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighbourhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighbourhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesperson said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighbourhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesperson Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

bueno bob
04-23-2006, 11:57 AM
A nice idea...I have women knocking at my door on a daily basis asking for ALL KINDS of examinations, so I don't really need to advertise...

ThrillsNSpills
04-23-2006, 03:31 PM
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began playing marbles with her ovaries without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.


Sorry Maam. I didn't see your sign.
(Foxworthy reference)

Guitar Shark
04-23-2006, 04:01 PM
I hope I am that horny when I am 76!

But, hopefully, not deranged.

Dan
04-23-2006, 04:03 PM
Dirty Old Man.:D

The_KiD
04-23-2006, 04:20 PM
I read about this ..hhaha.. Only in FL..

KiD