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binnie
05-14-2006, 05:24 AM
Just wondering here, is God a woman?

I mean, only a woman could be this moody, right?

Ally_Kat
05-14-2006, 03:04 PM
I'm not even a feminazi and I'm insulted by that.

FORD
05-14-2006, 03:20 PM
Jesus, who obviously should know, referred to God as His Father. Not his Mother, who of course was Mary.

On the other hand we have this account in Genesis.....

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. - Genesis 1:27

So if a female was created in the image of God, that would imply that God has a female image.

However, whatever God is, God is not a human being and doesn't have human body parts or hormones so assigining gender or "PMS" to the Lord is pretty much irrelevant.

Unchainme
05-14-2006, 03:27 PM
Alamis Morrisette played God in Dogma, I like Alanis a lot for some weird fucking reason.

Anyways God is a spiritual being and doesn't have a Sex.At least thats what I Believe.

Mr. Vengeance
05-14-2006, 03:31 PM
There is no god...and in my life, there are never any women...

Therefore logic would dictate that God is indeed a woman.

Same logic that says all redheaded boys like candy. Paul is a redheaded boy. Therefore Paul likes candy.

It's concept, son!!!!!!

Unchainme
05-14-2006, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
There is no god...


Why do you think there is no God?

binnie
05-14-2006, 03:44 PM
Shit, didn't mean to cause any offence with this one.

Just making a joke about life been tempremental.

But, if God is the giver of life, logic would follow that God is a she, right?

I mean don't female normally give birth etc..

Unless were talking about sexless animals or whatever

Coyote
05-14-2006, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Jesus, who obviously should know, referred to God as His Father. Not his Mother, who of course was Mary.

On the other hand we have this account in Genesis.....

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. - Genesis 1:27

So if a female was created in the image of God, that would imply that God has a female image.

However, whatever God is, God is not a human being and doesn't have human body parts or hormones so assigining gender or "PMS" to the Lord is pretty much irrelevant.

Ah, but you're quoting a book that depicts events which supposedly happened and which has been translated/revised a gazillion times.
There's bound to be some errors somewhere.
(In other words: "Hey, ya never know".)

But binnie's got a point. (one post above)

Mr. Vengeance
05-14-2006, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
Why do you think there is no God?

Take a look into my world son...you'll see why!

diamondsgirl
05-14-2006, 07:33 PM
God's a guy. But, I think he's probably got some chick telling him what to do.

binnie
05-15-2006, 04:49 AM
Ha Ha Ha, good one!

Do you reckon he get's sent out to cut the lawn in heaven?

Millermoos
05-15-2006, 09:20 AM
God is everything, both male and female.

Jérôme Frenchise
05-15-2006, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by Millermoos
God is everything, both male and female.

Then "he" must be not only be bisexual, but also a zoophile, a gerontophile, a pedophile ("let all the little children come to me") and so on...

:D

Gary Cherone
05-15-2006, 11:25 AM
The answer to this thread is "yes" God is a woman.

I am God, and I am a woman

Seshmeister
05-15-2006, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
Why do you think there is no God?

Why do you think that there are no fairies living at the bottom of your garden?