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singerman
05-17-2006, 07:56 PM
Dont know why but i find the mom from 'Home Improvment' TV show attractive.....shes not even good looking!....anyone else suffer from 'women we find hot...but shouldnt' syndrome?

Northern Girl
05-17-2006, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by singerman
anyone else suffer from 'women we find hot...but shouldnt' syndrome?

Yes, but for entirely different reasons! :D

Ozzy Fudd
05-17-2006, 10:50 PM
I know I'm gonna get my ass busted for this one but here is the woman I found attractive is denise austin. Long story trust me.
and no i did not buy her videos or shit like that. she looked like (and susieQ) would back this up my first True love That Busted my Heart in 1000000000 fuckin peices. i never again fell for looks and body again. what a shallow fucker i was in the 80's

VHdamaco
05-17-2006, 11:16 PM
kate moss has to be hands down the UGLIEST "model" i have ever seen...

i don't see why people think she is attractive...

Terry
05-18-2006, 12:16 AM
That mom from Home Improvement IS hot, in a very repressed, suburban way; you know if you stuck it deep in her poop-chute, she'd go wild for it.

I kinda find Marlo Thomas hot.

I find Particia Heaton hot, even though she's got some signs of chicken gizzard working around the neck. Oh well, maybe next face lift...

I find Laura Bush hot in a vapid, bobbleheaded way.

Oh, and Judge Judy, too (best not to even ask me to explain that one, suffice it to say I'd gladly pee on her leg and tell her it was raining)....

binnie
05-18-2006, 04:24 AM
Barbara Bush!

Jimmy Jingles
05-18-2006, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Terry

I find Particia Heaton hot, even though she's got some signs of chicken gizzard working around the neck. Oh well, maybe next face lift...


I too have always thought she had it going on. It must be da Juggs.


There is this cooking show bitch (I cannot think of her name) who I would also like to butter her turnip.

bastardog
05-18-2006, 10:41 AM
I don't know why but I like Hillary Swak. I know she's ugly but have something I really like

Seshmeister
05-18-2006, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by VHdamaco
kate moss has to be hands down the UGLIEST "model" i have ever seen...

i don't see why people think she is attractive...

Look who chooses catwalk models though.

Gay guys and women...

binnie
05-18-2006, 11:46 AM
I ain't gay, and I would definately go for cat walk models.

Kate Moss isn't the most beautiful, but there is something about her, I just can't put my finger on it


But I'd like too!

singerman
05-18-2006, 06:39 PM
Oh, and Judge Judy, too (best not to even ask me to explain that one, suffice it to say I'd gladly pee on her leg and tell her it was raining).... [/B][/QUOTE]

funnest thing i've read in ages....fucking top line lol

Terry
05-18-2006, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by binnie
I ain't gay, and I would definately go for cat walk models.

Kate Moss isn't the most beautiful, but there is something about her, I just can't put my finger on it


But I'd like too!

Moss does nothing for me. Too thin. Needs a sandwich, not cocaine. Seems like your typical, random, run-of-the-mill son of a bitch!

Drblacwood84
05-20-2006, 04:02 AM
THAT RACHEL RAY COOKING SHOW BITCH?? SHE IS A FUCKING BITCH BUT SHES KINDA CUTE

Drblacwood84
05-20-2006, 04:03 AM
im gonna get my ass busted to but id bust linsday lohans ass

binnie
05-20-2006, 04:09 AM
Dolly Parton


I need hlep, I know

Dan
05-20-2006, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Dolly Parton


I need hlep, I know

Dolly Parton has a Great set of Mellons.

binnie
05-20-2006, 10:17 AM
Hell Yeah!

binnie
05-20-2006, 10:25 AM
I also really think Stockard Channing is hot!

Terry
05-20-2006, 08:48 PM
I kinda thought Stockard Channing was hot, too. She's always looked old, even back in the Grease days (well, then again, she WAS old even back in the Grease days), but she looked like the type you could drink a lot of gin with and then go have some sloppy sex with. She's a bit past it now, though.

I thought Babs was hot around the time of The Main Event...

I've also had uncharitable thoughts about Nancy Grace...

Ozzy Fudd
05-20-2006, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Drblacwood84
THAT RACHEL RAY COOKING SHOW BITCH?? SHE IS A FUCKING BITCH BUT SHES KINDA CUTE
funny you should say that i think she's cute as hell. my wife always busts my ass about her.

POJO_Risin
05-20-2006, 11:40 PM
I cannot stand that fucking cunt Kelly Ripa...

but would drop a load in her nose...

Paula Abdul is a coke hole...but would love to split her rack...

I'll stop there for now...

Terry
05-20-2006, 11:53 PM
I find that Meagan Mullawly however-the-fuck-you-spell-it chick from Will And Grace hot, although never quite hot enough to bother watching the show...

...oh, and Nell Carter....

POJO_Risin
05-20-2006, 11:55 PM
She's hot...because she has a nice rack...

Terry
05-21-2006, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
She's hot...because she has a nice rack...

Yeah, but I haven't really see her do much since Gimme A Break went off the air...

Drblacwood84
05-21-2006, 12:14 AM
ann margeret from tommy anyone?? shes ok

Mr. Vengeance
05-21-2006, 01:56 PM
May I never get laid by a hot chick again, but there was a period when I found Sandra Berhardt hot in an ugly-chick kind of way. She does have a smoking body. Some of those Roseanne shows she actually got me worked up.

I'll go have a few drinks now....

binnie
05-21-2006, 02:10 PM
That chick that plays Karen in Will and Grace is hot!

Nitro Express
05-21-2006, 04:59 PM
Anne Margaret from Viva Las Vegas makes my weassle pop.

I would add my special sauce to Rachel Ray's reciepe.

Paula Abdule is a crazy bitch but I would still hit it.

Peg Bundy on Married With Children was a MILF redhead I wanted to ream.

Jimmy Jingles
05-22-2006, 03:51 PM
Peg Bundy...

Trashy MILF.

Nice Tigs.

Leadsinger777
05-22-2006, 06:12 PM
... Alice from the Brady Bunch...
I always wated to be Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat...

Great Thread!

Leadsinger777
05-22-2006, 06:18 PM
Oh, I used to be into Ginger.... now I'm more of a MaryAnn type of guy.
Maybe this should be a thread of it's own...

singerman
05-22-2006, 08:55 PM
how about that weird looking tall blonde girl from 'third rock from the sun' TV show...she freaks me out...but she just has something about her!?

floyd95
05-22-2006, 09:58 PM
stockyard channing... really?

kelly ripa - mmmmm...

patricia heaton - i luv em bitchy...

how about that cougar ellen barkin or lorraine bracco or beverly d'angelo

or that crazy snaggletoothe patricia arquette with her big sweater puppies, goldie hawn's ass from overboard, fraiser's wife from cheers, the dude's ex on two and a half men...

vheddyrmv8
05-22-2006, 10:18 PM
Janet Reno

lmao

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.usdoj.gov/crt/ada/images/agreno.jpg

Terry
05-22-2006, 10:23 PM
I always thought Molly Shannon had one of those 'sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's not' faces...

But Cheri O'Teri WAS hot...

Goldie Hawn I've always thought was overrated in terms of hotness, same with her daughter.

Now Goldie Hawn has joined the growing list of aging Tinseltown 'actresses' who've had facelifts and now look like Jack Nicholson's version of the Joker when they smile...and I can't help but laugh when those lifts start to morph into permanent ugly masks with time...anyone who gets that shit done deserves to have it go awry.

floyd95
05-22-2006, 10:47 PM
i said ass not face

PumpedUpMidget
05-22-2006, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by vheddyrmv8
Janet Reno

lmao

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.usdoj.gov/crt/ada/images/agreno.jpg

I bet this is what Jesterstar looks like.

Nitro Express
05-23-2006, 01:10 AM
Cherie O' Terri from SNL? BOING!!!! I would want to bust her cherry.

floyd95
05-23-2006, 01:39 AM
lois griffen

bastardog
05-23-2006, 04:42 PM
I insist that Hillary Swanks should marry me

distortion9
05-23-2006, 05:40 PM
Always had a thing for Juliette Lewis.

http://www.horrormagazine.it/imgbank/NEWS/juliettetesto.jpg
http://www.avopolis.gr/live/juliette02.jpg

http://www.josh-jackson.net/Transcripts/aurora/ozscan.jpg
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/juliettelewis/juliette_lewis_1.jpg

Nitro Express
05-24-2006, 03:53 AM
Here panties should say,"In case of an emergency, rip off and insert penis here!"

binnie
05-24-2006, 04:13 AM
The oldest sister in the Waltons

I need help

ODShowtime
05-25-2006, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Drblacwood84
THAT RACHEL RAY COOKING SHOW BITCH?? SHE IS A FUCKING BITCH BUT SHES KINDA CUTE

Oh, I'd bang the fuck out of Rachel Ray, and I like big tits!

I'd have her cook me something first though...

Terry
05-25-2006, 11:51 PM
I kinda find Amy Pohler from SNL hot, although she isn't funny...

Nitro Express
05-28-2006, 04:31 AM
We could put a train on Rachel Ray in her. We could fuck her silly and then she could make dinner for us.

frets5150
05-28-2006, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I cannot stand that fucking cunt Kelly Ripa...

but would drop a load in her nose...

Paula Abdul is a coke hole...but would love to split her rack...

I'll stop there for now...


drop a load in her nose LMFAO

Here print her out and go for it :D


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/FRETS5150/05-08-2006094933PM.jpg

binnie
05-28-2006, 05:52 AM
Semen and electricity....


I see an accident waiting to happen!

frets5150
05-28-2006, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Semen and electricity....


I see an accident waiting to happen!

I said print her out not shoot a load on his screen

Unless you can get Electricuted from paper :confused:

Terry
05-29-2006, 01:00 AM
One girl I definitely shouldn't find hot is that 16 year old hostess at the new Sam Seltzer's Steakhouse. She looks like she's all of 14, but a HOT 14...


I'm going to hell.

sisca
05-29-2006, 02:34 AM
the golden girls. except for that excorcist sounding bitch.

Mr. Vengeance
05-29-2006, 11:59 AM
"Bea Arthur....OUTSTANDING!"

Little Texan
04-18-2010, 01:35 PM
BUMP

I don't like her comedy and don't find her the least bit funny, but I think that Kristen Wiig from SNL is hot.

Little Texan
04-18-2010, 01:37 PM
I used to have a strange fascination with Martha Stewart. I wanted to baste her turkey several years ago.

VanHalenFan5150
04-18-2010, 01:37 PM
One girl I definitely shouldn't find hot is that 16 year old hostess at the new Sam Seltzer's Steakhouse. She looks like she's all of 14, but a HOT 14...


I'm going to hell.

So does my girlfriend! I'm not going to hell though. :hee:

Little Texan
04-18-2010, 01:47 PM
I'd like to make 8 more babies with Kate Gosselin...I think she's a smoking hot MILF.

hambon4lif
04-18-2010, 02:49 PM
...that bitch judge on Peoples Court.
If I got behind her and lifted up that robe, there would be more bangin' than a screendoor in a cyclone!

binnie
04-18-2010, 04:02 PM
I would add Sharon Osbourne to list of women already posted in year.....

VanHalener
04-18-2010, 04:10 PM
I know I'm gonna get my ass busted for this one but here is the woman I found attractive is denise austin. Long story trust me.
and no i did not buy her videos or shit like that. she looked like (and susieQ) would back this up my first True love That Busted my Heart in 1000000000 fuckin peices. i never again fell for looks and body again. what a shallow fucker i was in the 80's

I would spent long quality hours

Knocking The Bottom OUT OF THAT!!!

Nitro Express
04-19-2010, 04:09 AM
Everyone says my wife looks like Ann Margaret. She's a tall Swedish strawberry blonde so I go for that type. I would have loved to bang the Ann Margaret from the 1960's, she was hot then.

sadaist
04-19-2010, 01:19 PM
I'd like to make 8 more babies with Kate Gosselin...I think she's a smoking hot MILF.

Yes. Kate Gosselin, especially with the new makeover, is very fuckable. And after seeing the douche bag she was married to it should give us all hope that we have a shot.

Some other picks for me:

Sigourney Weaver
The mom from Poltergeist
Madonna

MAX
04-19-2010, 04:23 PM
lol @ this dinosaur of a thread.

Yeah, I think it's safe to say we all have 'em.

For instance and I dunno why but I dig this broad from the NFL Network and my friends think she's a major woof. Still, something sexy about her...

Kara Henderson

http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/more_names/blog/kara.gif

Terry
04-19-2010, 10:29 PM
Florence Henderson...even today...I'd do her.

Alice, too.

VanHalener
04-20-2010, 12:33 AM
Florence Henderson...even today...I'd do her.

Alice, too.

And the three girls.

Jan gets it in the pooper.

BITEYOASS
04-20-2010, 04:51 PM
You're all gonna hate me for this, Cloris Leachman. :D

PETE'S BROTHER
04-20-2010, 05:08 PM
You're all gonna hate me for this, Cloris Leachman. :D

dick:biggrin:

chefcraig
04-20-2010, 05:12 PM
You're all gonna hate me for this, Cloris Leachman. :D

For some reason that reminded me of Sally Kellerman, who at one time was certainly do-able. Particularly in that Rodney Dangerfield flick Back to School and of course, the movie version of M.A.S.H.

Anonymous
04-20-2010, 05:43 PM
I know, I know... but I can't help it. I get such a hard on just by looking at her. Dunno why.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9848/mtvn.jpg

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8493/293victoriabeckham06030.jpg

Oh dear Gawd, I would... again & again & again... so hard...

Cheers! :bottle:

Sensible Shoes
04-20-2010, 07:52 PM
I don't even know who that is.l

thome
04-20-2010, 07:58 PM
a shaved whippet

Anonymous
04-20-2010, 08:06 PM
I don't even know who that is.l

It's Victoria Beckham.

I KNOW.

But I can't help it.

I wanna add a few toddlers to her family.

Cheers! :bottle:

ThrillsNSpills
04-20-2010, 08:07 PM
Wait a minute. Nobody's wanting to tap Alice.



You're basically drilling for free cookies and cupcakes

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ThrillsNSpills
04-20-2010, 08:11 PM
http://wijzeman.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/debra-lafave-1.jpg

but how can you not find deb lafave hot, even though you shouldn't ?

Sensible Shoes
04-20-2010, 08:27 PM
I think you're too old for her.

When I got on Dave's radio show, I was desperately trying to think of her name - we were talking about older women and younger men- and I set him up for a "Hot for Teacher" line. I got LaTourneau but coul.dn't come up with this one.

Dan
04-20-2010, 09:13 PM
Hey Now.:D

Nitro Express
04-20-2010, 10:12 PM
THAT RACHEL RAY COOKING SHOW BITCH?? SHE IS A FUCKING BITCH BUT SHES KINDA CUTE

I would dribble tapioca pudding on her tits.

Terry
04-20-2010, 10:17 PM
You're all gonna hate me for this, Cloris Leachman. :D

Sadly, I'd do her right now, too.

Terry
04-20-2010, 10:18 PM
And the three girls.

Jan gets it in the pooper.

Marsha gets to clean it orally after it is removed from Jan's pooper.

ThrillsNSpills
04-20-2010, 10:20 PM
I think you're too old for her.


how about if I walk around with a Math and Social Studies book?

At least if you go with Alice she'll mop up afterwards.

Terry
04-20-2010, 10:21 PM
http://wijzeman.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/debra-lafave-1.jpg

but how can you not find deb lafave hot, even though you shouldn't ?

Why in the hell shouldn't I find her hot?

I mean, fuck, the worst thing that happened to the student who slept with her was that everyone else found out about it.

Seriously, if that kid ends up being "traumatized" just on the merits of LaFave diddling around with him, well, clearly the kid should start wearing dresses and call himself Vicky.

LaFave obviously has a screw loose, but where, I say, where in the FUCK were these psycho hose beast teachers back in my day?

Sensible Shoes
04-20-2010, 11:50 PM
I would dribble tapioca pudding on her tits.



EWWWW Drink more water - as much as I advocate swallowing, chunks are really gross

Sensible Shoes
04-20-2010, 11:57 PM
Dave said if Mrs. _____ ( and he gave a name) in jr. high had given him half a look he would have hit it. Paraphrased. What 13 year old kid wouldn't? Kid was probably a hero among his male peers.

sadaist
04-21-2010, 01:05 AM
where in the FUCK were these psycho hose beast teachers back in my day?

They were classmates sitting next to you.

BITEYOASS
04-21-2010, 12:26 PM
I'd bang the whole lot of the Spice MILFs!

simarillion
05-05-2010, 05:20 AM
fran dresher about 10 years ago, i still maintain she'd drop the voice at showdown, she'd squirt everywhere too, yeah, mmm

Seshmeister
05-05-2010, 12:05 PM
It's Victoria Beckham.

I KNOW.

But I can't help it.

I wanna add a few toddlers to her family.

Cheers! :bottle:

For a start I would need to go deaf first.

binnie
05-05-2010, 01:28 PM
And lose all respect for yourself.........

hambon4lif
05-05-2010, 02:18 PM
That detective chick on Law & Order SUV or whatever..

Alot of people don't think she's all that hot, but I have an amazing ability for spotting the freak within, and she looks like she could be a ball-draining, toe-curling, bed-busting monster fuck from hell!

Anonymous
05-05-2010, 04:39 PM
For a start I would need to go deaf first.


And lose all respect for yourself.........

Guys, please... it's bad enough as it is. Don't rub it in, ok?

I WOULD rub it IN her, though.

Cheers! :bottle:

Seshmeister
05-06-2010, 12:04 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4582454693_8582c1d09e.jpg

binnie
05-06-2010, 03:29 PM
She actually looks better......

Golden AWe
05-08-2010, 03:38 PM
That detective chick on Law & Order SUV or whatever..

Alot of people don't think she's all that hot, but I have an amazing ability for spotting the freak within, and she looks like she could be a ball-draining, toe-curling, bed-busting monster fuck from hell!

That's Ice T you're talking about...

chefcraig
05-08-2010, 03:48 PM
That detective chick on Law & Order SUV or whatever..

Alot of people don't think she's all that hot, but I have an amazing ability for spotting the freak within, and she looks like she could be a ball-draining, toe-curling, bed-busting monster fuck from hell!


That's Ice T you're talking about...

Mariska Hargitay. I dunno...she's always seemed sort of cold, aloof and detached to me. Hell, earlier in the season the show's writers even included some dialog between her character (Olivia Benson) and her partner Stabler about her giving off a lesbian vibe.


































Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nitro Express
05-14-2010, 11:14 PM
Oh, I used to be into Ginger.... now I'm more of a MaryAnn type of guy.
Maybe this should be a thread of it's own...

Same here. The woman who played Marry Ann lives on the other side of the mountains from me actually. She got busted for drunk driving a few years back.

Nitro Express
05-14-2010, 11:16 PM
That detective chick on Law & Order SUV or whatever..

Alot of people don't think she's all that hot, but I have an amazing ability for spotting the freak within, and she looks like she could be a ball-draining, toe-curling, bed-busting monster fuck from hell!

I always curl my toes when I'm having a good load dump. If it really good, I wiggle them too.

Blackflag
05-14-2010, 11:27 PM
Same here. The woman who played Marry Ann lives on the other side of the mountains from me actually. She got busted for drunk driving a few years back.

How does she look these days?

ThrillsNSpills
05-27-2010, 06:06 PM
Mariska Hargitay. I dunno...she's always seemed sort of cold, aloof and detached to me. Hell, earlier in the season the show's writers even included some dialog between her character (Olivia Benson) and her partner Stabler about her giving off a lesbian vibe.



She was amazing in her early 20's.